ensign gunpla
@campbelltron.bsky.social
vaguely masc potato, floating in space. constellation of words in a dog sweater. unlicensed unsolicited fruit advice. not a real ensign.
he/they
he/they
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i ate some potato chips. rt if you agree
July 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i ate some potato chips. rt if you agree
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cool cool cool. party of prolife.
you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?
you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?
Well, no surprise here: A new study from the Gender Equity Policy Institute (GEPI) found that women are 2X as likely to die during pregnancy in states with abortion bans. Twice as likely.
Meanwhile, maternal mortality in pro-choice states fell 21%. jessica.substack.com/p/women-are-...
Meanwhile, maternal mortality in pro-choice states fell 21%. jessica.substack.com/p/women-are-...
Women Are Twice As Likely to Die in Pregnancy in States with Abortion Bans
4.23.25
jessica.substack.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
cool cool cool. party of prolife.
you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?
you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?
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Me: please don’t use ChatGPT, even tasks that you’d never pay a creative for in the first place, and so are not depriving humans of work, are massively resource-intensive and killing the planet.
Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!
Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me: please don’t use ChatGPT, even tasks that you’d never pay a creative for in the first place, and so are not depriving humans of work, are massively resource-intensive and killing the planet.
Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!
Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Claim by the White House:
The Supreme Court ruling made it “very clear” that Trump was “well within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.
What the Supreme Court actually ruled:
The Supreme Court ruling made it “very clear” that Trump was “well within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.
What the Supreme Court actually ruled:
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Claim by the White House:
The Supreme Court ruling made it “very clear” that Trump was “well within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.
What the Supreme Court actually ruled:
The Supreme Court ruling made it “very clear” that Trump was “well within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.
What the Supreme Court actually ruled:
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Mercy looked it up yesterday night and the tariffs are about to make my Crohn's meds unavailable.
So that's cool.
Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.
So that's cool.
Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.
April 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mercy looked it up yesterday night and the tariffs are about to make my Crohn's meds unavailable.
So that's cool.
Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.
So that's cool.
Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.
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Someone on the Other Site just said that no one needs a lawyer for a protest because you can't be arrested for peacefully protesting in America.
And now I will go spontaneously combust.
And now I will go spontaneously combust.
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Someone on the Other Site just said that no one needs a lawyer for a protest because you can't be arrested for peacefully protesting in America.
And now I will go spontaneously combust.
And now I will go spontaneously combust.
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1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.
3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.
4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
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"CDs are an irrelevant technology." YES. Yes you're starting to get it. Look how stupid relevant technology is. You're so close to realizing that CDs are awesome
April 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"CDs are an irrelevant technology." YES. Yes you're starting to get it. Look how stupid relevant technology is. You're so close to realizing that CDs are awesome
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The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this
“We preface everything with an admission that our opponents are right and somehow we’re losing the messaging war. We don’t understand why this isn’t working.”
RFK Jr. is not wrong. We are failing to keep our communities healthy. This message resonates with many.
But I have serious concerns about his ability and expertise to lead such a sweeping overhaul of the HHS workforce. We need accountability, not just rhetoric.
But I have serious concerns about his ability and expertise to lead such a sweeping overhaul of the HHS workforce. We need accountability, not just rhetoric.
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this
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It would really be nice if the Illinois Attorney General's office would stop doing overt transphobia in their motion briefing.
It just keeps happening and I have to be honest, at a certain point it's not isolated incidents anymore.
It just keeps happening and I have to be honest, at a certain point it's not isolated incidents anymore.
March 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It would really be nice if the Illinois Attorney General's office would stop doing overt transphobia in their motion briefing.
It just keeps happening and I have to be honest, at a certain point it's not isolated incidents anymore.
It just keeps happening and I have to be honest, at a certain point it's not isolated incidents anymore.
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I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
"thank you for sharing [your sadness] with me" is just about the kindest shit you can say to a person, even through text. it can really make a heavy body feel lighter. i'm going to need to sit with that one for a little while. 💛
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"thank you for sharing [your sadness] with me" is just about the kindest shit you can say to a person, even through text. it can really make a heavy body feel lighter. i'm going to need to sit with that one for a little while. 💛
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once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
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It’s state sponsored rape and murder of a disenfranchised demographic of its own people. That, folks, is a key component of fascism.
March 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s state sponsored rape and murder of a disenfranchised demographic of its own people. That, folks, is a key component of fascism.
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In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say:
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
February 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say:
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
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Falling for “the waste inspector (who has the sole, unchecked power to define what waste is and defines it as anything he doesn’t like) sure is finding a lot of waste!“ doesn’t even rise to the level of the wallet inspector. It’s “got your nose” level. Infant shit.
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Falling for “the waste inspector (who has the sole, unchecked power to define what waste is and defines it as anything he doesn’t like) sure is finding a lot of waste!“ doesn’t even rise to the level of the wallet inspector. It’s “got your nose” level. Infant shit.
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Today's newsletter: www.readtpa.com/p/trump-bann...
Trump Banned AP from the Oval Office Over the "Gulf of Mexico." That's a Bigger Deal Than You Think.
When the president tries to dictate basic geography to journalists, we have a serious First Amendment problem.
www.readtpa.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Today's newsletter: www.readtpa.com/p/trump-bann...
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Super great that one of the major funding bodies that supports my physics research is now officially in opposition to me being the one to do it.
Happy International Day of Women in Science. The National Science Foundation’s list of flagged words includes both “Women” and “Female.”
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Super great that one of the major funding bodies that supports my physics research is now officially in opposition to me being the one to do it.
how am i successfully awake right now?
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
how am i successfully awake right now?
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ETHNIC CLEANSING IS A FUCKING WAR CRIME, NOT AN AUDACIOUS IDEA YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS
“Audacious.” What the fuck are these people doing.
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ETHNIC CLEANSING IS A FUCKING WAR CRIME, NOT AN AUDACIOUS IDEA YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS
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If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes
thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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GOP pollster says Trump voters ‘tired’ of being accused of racism
Republican pollster Frank Luntz said on Friday that President Trump’s voters are “tired” of being accused of being sexist and racist. In a discussion about Trump’s remarks linking diversity, equity…
thehill.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes
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thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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lol he literally had them give him an order saying "wokeness did this." the commander in chief of the military, incapable of accepting responsibility or even attempting to model what that would look like. I know we all know this but wow, that guy is pathetic
January 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lol he literally had them give him an order saying "wokeness did this." the commander in chief of the military, incapable of accepting responsibility or even attempting to model what that would look like. I know we all know this but wow, that guy is pathetic
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THIS IS ILLEGAL.
He literally does not have legal authority to do this. Do NOT obey in advance.
He literally does not have legal authority to do this. Do NOT obey in advance.
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
THIS IS ILLEGAL.
He literally does not have legal authority to do this. Do NOT obey in advance.
He literally does not have legal authority to do this. Do NOT obey in advance.
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...