Lara
cambrianrev.bsky.social
Lara
@cambrianrev.bsky.social
Lara, 30s, she/her. svsss/shl/star wars/mass effect/i don't even know. shinee got me through 2020. houseplant hoarder.
Decided to finally update my Marketplace profile in celebration of the Democrats caving--my premium has gone up 50%. Thanks guys, glad to know you have my back!
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Being harassed and bullied by an evil 81 year old woman (again) but I must stay strong because I have to watch Pit Babe 😔
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This sure is a great time for my car to be on its last legs. Boy am I fucked.
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️
January 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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imagine if in hp book 4, snape's personality was suddenly swapped with an obsessive, extremely Online harry potter fan who started being nice to harry bc they recognized he was the protagonist and then when harry grew up they got married. awful isn't it. that's bingqiu
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think that the magic of snow changes to stress right around the 8+ inch mark, when you start discovering all the problems you forgot to address during the summer (like the fucking DRIP from my gutter that is creating a glacier and FREEZING MY DOOR SHUT)
January 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I knew that posting a silly tech question would lead to me getting mocked but it still feels like shit bro!
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Are you normal or are you spending New Year’s Eve taking glamour shots of your Hoyas
December 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Sourdough. I basically can't shop at local bakeries because it's all sourdough. Cookies, cinnamon rolls, everything. My life would be better if I liked it, but alas.
What’s a food that you are absolutely in the minority about disliking. I think my worst one is probably summer rolls. Oh and olives. Unless they’re blue cheese stuffed and in a dirty martini.
December 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Forced to upgrade to a slightly larger phone and I don't think my thumb joint will ever forgive me
December 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Decided to let Microsoft Shopping run some coupons through my order and my total went from $31 to $85. Good job, guys.
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Still mad that my small town got an adorable coffee shop/bookstore but it’s run by a libertarian whose main display is devoted to the Tuttle Twins
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM
little treat culture has led to me drinking two breves every day and i have to admit. that is a lot of half and half when you think about it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:34 PM
My first computer in the early 90s. Lots of great hours spent playing Jazz Jackrabbit, Chip's Challenge, SkiFree, Treasure Cove and Treasure Mountain.
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
tw: abuse, domestic violence

So is this just the year for abusive men to be even more emboldened? Because I have now seen three women I'm close to have to flee their own homes in fear for their lives.

The most recent one is post-election and it seems closely related.
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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THEY ARE MAKING THE MINERALOGY LEGO SET, DEMOCRACY WORKS
November 19, 2024 at 1:26 AM
The problem with growing hoyas is you buy them when they're a cute little cutting but when they grow, they take off. Currently sitting at my desk fending off a plant whose pot is on a shelf three feet away.
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
There are only 4-5 accounts I follow on x that haven't made their way over here. Otherwise I'm shocked by how easy it was to leave that place. The thing I'll miss the most is the watch threads of people streaming (mostly BLs), but x's search is so broken I couldn't find them to reread if I tried.
November 18, 2024 at 1:46 AM
scrambling to do work I SHOULD have been doing this weekend and can't get into quickbooks because it wants to verify my number, the OFFICE LANDLINE
November 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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can’t even get a good night’s sleep anymore. because of woke
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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please lord i come to you humbly, let him arrest merrick garland
November 6, 2024 at 4:56 PM