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🧛 very silly bingyuan vampire AU (kinda)
🧛 7k
🧛 rated T
🧛 remix of aibari's "lockleaf heart"
🧛 "is there sexy blood drinking?" do you think i'm some kind of amateur?
link: archiveofourown.org/works/64683250
🧛 very silly bingyuan vampire AU (kinda)
🧛 7k
🧛 rated T
🧛 remix of aibari's "lockleaf heart"
🧛 "is there sexy blood drinking?" do you think i'm some kind of amateur?
link: archiveofourown.org/works/64683250
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November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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seeing sy in a regular modern setting highlights (i think) how funny he is. when he’s in a fantasy world it’s like okay, sure, people are going to do unexpected things. what does you mean he commissioned custom merch of his DOG
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
seeing sy in a regular modern setting highlights (i think) how funny he is. when he’s in a fantasy world it’s like okay, sure, people are going to do unexpected things. what does you mean he commissioned custom merch of his DOG
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Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning
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#svsssspoilers lbh’s blood parasites can’t track across realms, but if he was in the human realm when sqq and sqh were meeting, he could have felt sqq just, blink entirely out of his awareness, there one moment and gone the next
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
#svsssspoilers lbh’s blood parasites can’t track across realms, but if he was in the human realm when sqq and sqh were meeting, he could have felt sqq just, blink entirely out of his awareness, there one moment and gone the next
i think my favorite part is that earlier in the extra when she said "PIDW isn't a book but a real alternate universe airplane was channeling" i was thinking, man, i'm disappointed that airplane isn't actually responsible for all that. but then in the end he still was 😌
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i think my favorite part is that earlier in the extra when she said "PIDW isn't a book but a real alternate universe airplane was channeling" i was thinking, man, i'm disappointed that airplane isn't actually responsible for all that. but then in the end he still was 😌
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I feel like you need a doctorate to unravel all of Bingqiu. They're mommyson but also both simultaneously daddy and kitten?Crybaby yanderen and tender loving tsundere. Sqq is both physically older and younger than lbh but mentally technically only a year. Both are the husband and the wife. Weirdos.
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel like you need a doctorate to unravel all of Bingqiu. They're mommyson but also both simultaneously daddy and kitten?Crybaby yanderen and tender loving tsundere. Sqq is both physically older and younger than lbh but mentally technically only a year. Both are the husband and the wife. Weirdos.
so the people chosen by the system can't influence "luo binghe's will" which makes sense, because if the system could just modify luo binghe to be happy it would defeat the purpose of the entire exercise. so that means airplane might have had no idea he was making binghe so unhappy #svsssspoilers
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
so the people chosen by the system can't influence "luo binghe's will" which makes sense, because if the system could just modify luo binghe to be happy it would defeat the purpose of the entire exercise. so that means airplane might have had no idea he was making binghe so unhappy #svsssspoilers
wait i can't believe we got an answer for why the system made shen yuan transmigrate into shen qingqiu specifically and it was just that it needed to use an existing body and couldn't control which one... it was literally just random... #svsssspoilers
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
wait i can't believe we got an answer for why the system made shen yuan transmigrate into shen qingqiu specifically and it was just that it needed to use an existing body and couldn't control which one... it was literally just random... #svsssspoilers
damn i didn't think anything could make me stop exclusively thinking about my sports fandom (figure skating) but that really did it
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
damn i didn't think anything could make me stop exclusively thinking about my sports fandom (figure skating) but that really did it
btw i was worried the extra would joss my shen-meimei characterization from the unfinished llhb extra that i still might finish one day but luckily it didn't and i can still write it if i want
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
btw i was worried the extra would joss my shen-meimei characterization from the unfinished llhb extra that i still might finish one day but luckily it didn't and i can still write it if i want
this is really a lot for me to process all at once you guys
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
this is really a lot for me to process all at once you guys
also sqq brought up liu mingyan's novels way too many times for someone who supposedly doesn't like them. the way he kept referring to what happens in them... he's clearly read them all
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
also sqq brought up liu mingyan's novels way too many times for someone who supposedly doesn't like them. the way he kept referring to what happens in them... he's clearly read them all
i really like that we now know sqq is spending his post-canon life meddling in all his friends' relationships (sqh & mbj, lqg & lmy)
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i really like that we now know sqq is spending his post-canon life meddling in all his friends' relationships (sqh & mbj, lqg & lmy)
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"a teacher was for life, a father was just a suggestion" careful what you say binghe will get this tattooed on his bicep #svsssspoilers
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"a teacher was for life, a father was just a suggestion" careful what you say binghe will get this tattooed on his bicep #svsssspoilers
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insane to show SY having a cute loving family after all this time thus validating all the fridge-horror sadstuck that we had to brute force read into the text past his iron wall of compartmentalization #svsssspoilers
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
insane to show SY having a cute loving family after all this time thus validating all the fridge-horror sadstuck that we had to brute force read into the text past his iron wall of compartmentalization #svsssspoilers
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lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
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i think a bingqiu au of my fair lady would be funny because we’ve already seen sqq bet a huge sum of money on binghe in canon. except now he knows about it so he’s just marinating in fear for six months (sqq has no idea) (thought the huge bet would be encouraging)
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i think a bingqiu au of my fair lady would be funny because we’ve already seen sqq bet a huge sum of money on binghe in canon. except now he knows about it so he’s just marinating in fear for six months (sqq has no idea) (thought the huge bet would be encouraging)
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#svsssspoilers DEVASTATING realization. shen yuan being at the family house and not the place he primarily lived means he (semi accidentally) dodged the "binghe seeing all his piles of merch" bullet
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
#svsssspoilers DEVASTATING realization. shen yuan being at the family house and not the place he primarily lived means he (semi accidentally) dodged the "binghe seeing all his piles of merch" bullet
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"My Binghe is so big and strong, he should take care not to cry so easily."
"Shizun... 😢😢💕💕"
"Shizun... 😢😢💕💕"
September 29, 2023 at 8:36 AM
"My Binghe is so big and strong, he should take care not to cry so easily."
"Shizun... 😢😢💕💕"
"Shizun... 😢😢💕💕"
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this is crazy. binghe when shen yuan undoes his belt to redo it like 😳👀
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
this is crazy. binghe when shen yuan undoes his belt to redo it like 😳👀
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Shen Tang like yeah I figured you were gonna end up alone bc you're clearly not into girls and you're hopeless at noticing when boys are into you. and now you brought home a HOT COSPLAYER?
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Shen Tang like yeah I figured you were gonna end up alone bc you're clearly not into girls and you're hopeless at noticing when boys are into you. and now you brought home a HOT COSPLAYER?
really the funniest part to me is that the system put so much faith into xiang fei and he let it down so bad #svsssspoilers
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
really the funniest part to me is that the system put so much faith into xiang fei and he let it down so bad #svsssspoilers
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#svsssspoilers
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#svsssspoilers
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
basically the two traits that sy had that made the system pick him were
1) hates PIDW
2) nevertheless deeply emotionally invested in PIDW
if you think about it that way, it really was only shen yuan who could have done it 🥹 who else would put so much energy into a novel they hated #svsssspoilers
1) hates PIDW
2) nevertheless deeply emotionally invested in PIDW
if you think about it that way, it really was only shen yuan who could have done it 🥹 who else would put so much energy into a novel they hated #svsssspoilers
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
basically the two traits that sy had that made the system pick him were
1) hates PIDW
2) nevertheless deeply emotionally invested in PIDW
if you think about it that way, it really was only shen yuan who could have done it 🥹 who else would put so much energy into a novel they hated #svsssspoilers
1) hates PIDW
2) nevertheless deeply emotionally invested in PIDW
if you think about it that way, it really was only shen yuan who could have done it 🥹 who else would put so much energy into a novel they hated #svsssspoilers