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kitschlet.bsky.social
i can't believe he's still doing this shit #svsssspoilers
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
dammit lianzi
meme edited to say "it's been 0 days since [kitsch accused of posting like shen yuan]"
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
thinking about them now more than ever
screenshot of a tweet that says: still thinking, always, about shen-meimei & llhb binghe bonding over drinks. binghe starts in on "there's something wrong with me because i'm still scared & sad and yuan-ge is perfect so it must be me" and meimei starts to respond when he follows up with "also i've killed people" screenshot of a tweet that says: binghe, staring into his drink moodily: i'm not good enough for yuan-ge. it's only a matter of time before he realizes that meimei: you're insanely out of his league though??? binghe: 😟 but i'm not good at trusting people meimei: well that's— binghe: plus all the murder
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
so bingqiu's sex life has been supporting all the systems..... incredible #svsssspoilers
The System offered him an explanation: System: The Host’s body contains abundant Satisfaction Point reserves, which are allocated for the disbursement of all Systems’ operational compensation. Shen Qingqiu: “Hey! Stop using such creepy corporate jargon!” So that was it. If Luo Binghe forcibly removed it from Shen Qingqiu, it wouldn’t be able to pay the other Systems their salaries.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
sorry is the implication that the dinosaurs would never have gone extinct if binghe was there???? #svsssspoilers
Shen Qingqiu was stunned. “Wait, faded from existence? A fantasy cultivation world can just... end?” System: Naturally. Especially without a Luo Binghe present, the world cannot resist any cataclysmic-level disaster. For example, a cataclysm in your modern world: approximately 66 million years ago, an asteroid impact, accompanied by volcanic activity and climate change, led to the extinction of numerous ancient species, including the dinosaurs—
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i'm screaming until i pass out HE'S SUCH A LITTLE SHIT...... #svsssspoilers
Shang Qinghua spoke first. “To think such a thing exists! What a remarkable book!—But, theoretically speaking, wouldn’t the author of this book be the Creator God? Wouldn’t that make him Mobei-jun’s father?” Shen Yuan was speechless. He had never met anyone with such a powerful dad complex.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
"people"

"people" are imagining all sorts of shocking scenarios between a young vulnerable shang qinghua and a domineering CEO mobei-jun

that's what "people" are thinking about

#svsssspoilers
The scene was simply too blinding to look at directly. The formerly decently-tall and reasonably-presentable Shang Qinghua now looked like an innocent high school student standing next to a domineering CEO. His slender frame appeared especially pitiful and vulnerable, inevitably making people imagine all sorts of shocking scenarios!
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
it's the bitcoin!!!! #svsssspoilers
Hold on—where did this SUV come from? And the driver? Just what has he been doing in this world…? Seeing Shen Yuan’s questioning look, Luo Binghe smiled gently. “Shizun, there’s no need to be so alarmed. I promise I haven’t done anything this world would consider improper. I simply believe that no matter where we are, I must be capable of protecting you. So I’ve made some... modest arrangements.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
god this is so so so good thank you mxtx 🙏🙏🙏 #svsssspoilers
5. [Liu Mingyan the Beauty] He’s always been a fan. He just loves Luo Binghe that much. 6. [Ling’er’s Bell] Why’s this fandom so toxic? I’m just here for my girl Sha Hualing. @Airplane, write a Sha Hualing side story and I’ll forgive you! I want her to step on me!! 7. [Off with SQQ’s Balls] He just loves Luo Binghe +1
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
omg... at least binghe liked the popcorn.... 😭😭 #svsssspoilers
As wave after wave of overblown, flashy CGI washed over the screen, Shen Yuan sneaked a glance at Luo Binghe beside him. His expression was blank, as if he were silently questioning the fundamental purpose of this entire activity. A bunch of people sitting in a dark room, getting emotional over moving pictures… why? Only when Shen Yuan looked over, their eyes meeting, did his gaze soften slightly. The one comforting thought was that… at least Luo Binghe seemed to like the popcorn. Shen Yuan’s sense of accomplishment in “providing for him” was, at the very least, satisfied.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
sobbing #svsssspoilers
“Thank you, Auntie, for your kind words. But I am quite ordinary; it is my Shizun whose appearance is truly breathtaking. He is akin to a celestial being.” Shen Yuan explained placidly to his parents, “Binghe’s a top student majoring in classical literature. That’s just his way of talking. You’ll get used to it.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
binghe:
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i see this car around a lot and it always makes my day
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
anyway look what she lent me!!!!
photo of the graphic novel adaptation of the raven boys by maggie stiefvater
October 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
me blithely swiping right on hot women with partners
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
this bit from hallmark fic is always going to be the essence of bingqiu to me
“How do you think taking advantage of someone works?” Shang Qinghua asks. “Though, just to make my stance clear so everyone knows I’m right: I don’t think he wanted you for money. I think he wanted to marry you within a month, make you solely responsible for all of his social and emotional needs, make you fully reliant on him to survive, and never let you see the light of day again.” For the sake of argument, Shen Yuan says, “What part of living with someone who takes care of you is bad, exactly?” He does not expect the following silence to fall as hard as a blanket of snowflakes, if those snowflakes were also anvils. So, he adds, “Theoretically!”
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
for example,,,,,,
sqq keeps insisting lqg can say no, and is like “i don’t want him to feel used.” liu qingge doesn’t feel used. or, maybe he does, but it feels good—fulfilling a purpose, like a well-made tool, necessary for the task at hand and perfectly suited to it. it’s what he’s always wanted to be to shen qingqiu. a good tool is valued highly.
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
okay i ended up rereading my One bingliushen fic (an abandoned WIP) and then out of curiosity i went to look at my notes for how it was supposed to continue and this was me reading the notes
picture of anthony porowski looking shocked and disturbed
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
yesss let's go
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
qijiu
edited screenshot from parks & rec (featuring mona lisa saperstein and her father) that reads shen jiu: you have done everything wrong, ever, in your life yue qingyuan: i know this, and i hate me
May 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
watching miraculous ladybug for
@kismetnemesis.bsky.social's birthday
got me like
screenshot edited to say "Also [adrinette] is NOT a heteronormative relationship. It is a queer and different heterosexual relationship. They are not entirely similar nor opposites. They are always helping each other"
May 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
May 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
this is forever jingnu and qi yan to me
if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait outside so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you don't cheer and clap for him i'll fucking blow this whole building up
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
kitschlet.bsky.social
i don't know anything about bg3 but this take makes me think astarion is probably the best character
April 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
kitschlet.bsky.social
🌿 cottagecore 🌿

🧛 very silly bingyuan vampire AU (kinda)
🧛 7k
🧛 rated T
🧛 remix of aibari's "lockleaf heart"
🧛 "is there sexy blood drinking?" do you think i'm some kind of amateur?

link: archiveofourown.org/works/64683250
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM