bingge meowmeowifier
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bingge meowmeowifier
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🌿 cottagecore 🌿

🧛 very silly bingyuan vampire AU (kinda)
🧛 7k
🧛 rated T
🧛 remix of aibari's "lockleaf heart"
🧛 "is there sexy blood drinking?" do you think i'm some kind of amateur?

link: archiveofourown.org/works/64683250
no one ever tell shen qingqiu that "it's not just that i love my husband, it's that he's so beautiful and perfect that it's impossible to imagine anyone not loving him" is more, not less, gay
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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top 250 movie marathon... #svsss #svsssspoilers
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
and i need binghe to find out that this happened. like sqq has to tell him he was cursed bc they have to catch the guy that did it, but sqq won't say what happened and just insists that it's fine now. and then binghe figures it out and is like SHIZUN?? BUT THAT WAS LESS THAN A SHICHEN....
i just think it would be funny if sqq got amnesia but just played along with everything like the bullshitter he is and ended up sleeping with binghe right away and got cured before binghe even found out about the amnesia... i'm just imagining him lying there post-coital like. huh. well. huh.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I know in my heart that shen yuan corpse becomes custom emoji that they use in the family groupchat
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
whenever i write shen yuan POV i always remind myself that if he's having a feeling no he isn't, and if he is it's probably because he's empathizing with an imaginary woman, and if not that then everyone would feel the same way so it's fine
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I saw those BingQiu clouds MXTX drew and thought they looked kind of how my art looks anyway, so I had to draw this.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"no woman could look at such a pretty groom without crying and begging to be his wife" is actually one of my favorite sqq-isms. CRYING AND BEGGING??? god please let binghe learn about this thought specifically
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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rip 2 shen yuan's daydreams #svsss #svsssspoilers
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i'm still thinking about xiang fei being like "whoa, so wouldn't that person be kind of like a god and also mobei-jun's father? that's soooo crazy" while everyone ignores him
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i can't believe he's still doing this shit #svsssspoilers
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
binghe doesn't like cats OR dogs as a general rule because 1) he overidentifies with both of them (needy, anxious, difficult) and 2) if there are any cute animals around binghe is getting less attention from shizun
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
btw none of this invalidates my cat person shen yuan headcanon, YOU CAN LIKE BOTH and he has a short haired monster as a pet too
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i know he was probably trying to get ahead of binghe inevitably calling him shizun but how brazen is it that shen yuan looked his parents in the eyes and said "he's my disciple"
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
bingge and bingmei feel so deeply uncomfortable being around each other because each is shamelessly flaunting the parts of themself the other is most deeply ashamed of (and hiding the parts the other thinks are the most valuable)
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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SYs parents: you really shouldn’t have that dog in here (the dog gets a name and a bib and custom merch)
SQQs Peak Lord family: you really shouldn’t have that demon in here (the demon gets to be his husband)
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
dammit lianzi
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i just like luo binghe
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
thinking about them now more than ever
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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i just need to write the figure skating AU where binghe is simultaneously the world champion in men's, pairs and ice dance
August 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Oh!! I feel a little starstruck by this comment, haha. I’ve genuinely lost count of how many times I’ve read through LLBH, I love it so much. Thank you for writing!! I dug up this unfinished sketch I never posted of the scene on the train, which for whatever reason really stuck with me.
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i know there are 368426636 reverse transmigration fics and we all got our headcanons confirmed by the extras but i do feel like llhb was double ultra confirmed 😎 bitcoin mafia binghe is so real
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Guy who has never done anything wrong ever in his life
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i think it would be cute if, after they got home, binghe recreated SY's world in dreams and pretended he'd never been there before so SY could get his fix of showing him around
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
also, shen yuan was soooooo embarrassed at the thought of binghe finding out he was peerless cucumber (which lbr he's probably already guessed) but even though binghe's been online a lot now he still doesn't know that posting is embarrassing! he would probably be genuinely impressed
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Shen Yuan made his disciple cute 🥰
I don't know why I don't draw SVSSS stuff often, but it's actually my fave from MXTX! it helped me go through a really hard time so I love it very much.
#svsss #mxtx
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM