Calvin
@calvinm.bsky.social
Runescape enjoyer. One piece card game guy. Mitaka asa on rs disc and twitch. If they made a twink that was a man that'd be me.
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Kendrick Lamar getting bottom surgery: "Take my peepee off take my peepee off"
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Kendrick Lamar getting bottom surgery: "Take my peepee off take my peepee off"
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clean christian comedian here. the only "wap" i care about is worship and praise
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only “doggy style” I will engage in is to follow Noah onto the ark to escape the deluge, just like all the dogs and dinosaurs did
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only blow job I care about is the big blow Job suffered when his faith was tested by the Lord
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
clean christian comedian here. the only "wap" i care about is worship and praise
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If you are a “well trained” ICE officer you are eligible for one ibuprofen prior to Waist Chop
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If you are a “well trained” ICE officer you are eligible for one ibuprofen prior to Waist Chop
Nobody is talking about it but doom is tough as hell. Wave 4 today we'll see how it goes.
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Nobody is talking about it but doom is tough as hell. Wave 4 today we'll see how it goes.
"Hit it from orbit till the atmosphere smells.
I am twelve"
I am twelve"
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"Hit it from orbit till the atmosphere smells.
I am twelve"
I am twelve"
Got a dslr camera and a macro lens last week. These are the best ive done so far, will be getting better for sure as I keep messing with it. Having 50 pets to practice on is going to be really helpful.
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Got a dslr camera and a macro lens last week. These are the best ive done so far, will be getting better for sure as I keep messing with it. Having 50 pets to practice on is going to be really helpful.
Gundam regional with @samuswolfe.bsky.social tomorrow morning. Gonna be a long good day. Aiming for 2 invites but 1 invite is a win.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Gundam regional with @samuswolfe.bsky.social tomorrow morning. Gonna be a long good day. Aiming for 2 invites but 1 invite is a win.
Doing nex instead of sailing because I can live without a max cape for a little while I think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Doing nex instead of sailing because I can live without a max cape for a little while I think.
My driving tectonic the way I make these continentals drift.
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My driving tectonic the way I make these continentals drift.
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"Witness me.
Burn the sight into your eyes."
Burn the sight into your eyes."
August 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Witness me.
Burn the sight into your eyes."
Burn the sight into your eyes."
New guys i got the last few days the zoo is growing.
July 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
New guys i got the last few days the zoo is growing.
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July 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🔥 Summer Showdown 2025 — Signups Are LIVE! 🔥
Competitor signups are officially OPEN — this is your shot to join the action.
🗓️ Sign up now to enter the draft, happening live July 25–27 on Twitch
Join us in our discord and signup today! discord.gg/9KtUVYayeK
Competitor signups are officially OPEN — this is your shot to join the action.
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happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
and remember:
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
and remember:
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Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”
June 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”
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I just watched the episode of the sopranos you were on and I think you shouldn't have stolen Christopher's ideas. You really put him in a bad spot and at risk to be killed.
I check in here a few times a week, and genuinely want to be on here more, but 90% of my mentions are usually complaints that I haven’t passed someone’s purity test. It’s wild.
May 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just watched the episode of the sopranos you were on and I think you shouldn't have stolen Christopher's ideas. You really put him in a bad spot and at risk to be killed.
Had to fulfill a bet with @heiligtree.bsky.social for me being the slowpoke to max. Loser had to get a revs unique that isnt one of the freebie ones. So i got this on my first night doing revs at just around 430 revs killed. Off to tds to get a synapse to start yama asap
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Had to fulfill a bet with @heiligtree.bsky.social for me being the slowpoke to max. Loser had to get a revs unique that isnt one of the freebie ones. So i got this on my first night doing revs at just around 430 revs killed. Off to tds to get a synapse to start yama asap
Heading home from louisville after 5 days of visiting family and doing a bourbon trail tour with some friends I met through runescape. This game is truly great and has built me so many lasting friendships. My heart was so full this weekend. Thank you all.
May 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Heading home from louisville after 5 days of visiting family and doing a bourbon trail tour with some friends I met through runescape. This game is truly great and has built me so many lasting friendships. My heart was so full this weekend. Thank you all.
Finished maxing the uim on Saturday after a long hard fought race with Nathan. We started at 215 ehp to max and 128 ehp to max. And he ended up winning with me at about 35 ehp left to max. So I will be doing revs as punishment for losing the bet. But it was a great contest. Thanks to all for coming!
Maxed with @calvinm.bsky.social after 9,189hrs on the silly Ultimate gamemode
Shoutout the awesome community we have and all the homies for pulling up ❤️
Shoutout the awesome community we have and all the homies for pulling up ❤️
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finished maxing the uim on Saturday after a long hard fought race with Nathan. We started at 215 ehp to max and 128 ehp to max. And he ended up winning with me at about 35 ehp left to max. So I will be doing revs as punishment for losing the bet. But it was a great contest. Thanks to all for coming!
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genuinely wtf is his problem
April 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
genuinely wtf is his problem
99 Fishing and 99 Agility all done. Just 11 hunter levels left until max. @heiligtree.bsky.social . Currently 48 ehp off max and tree is about 7 off. Next Saturday at 4pm EST we will both be maxing. See everyone there!
April 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
99 Fishing and 99 Agility all done. Just 11 hunter levels left until max. @heiligtree.bsky.social . Currently 48 ehp off max and tree is about 7 off. Next Saturday at 4pm EST we will both be maxing. See everyone there!
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Pull up a week from tomorrow if I don't accidentally get 99 cons before then 🥳
Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶
Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pull up a week from tomorrow if I don't accidentally get 99 cons before then 🥳
Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶
Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶
99 Fletching 3 skills left. Currently 64.5 ehp off max and @heiligtree.bsky.social is 16 off max. Catching up a bit but its looking grim.
April 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
99 Fletching 3 skills left. Currently 64.5 ehp off max and @heiligtree.bsky.social is 16 off max. Catching up a bit but its looking grim.