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my brother in christ, edit buttons are for the week
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
if you are reading this then it's back up!
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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*new* from me:

As pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, three front office staffers spoke to me about helping Latino baseball players and their families navigate an America ravaged by ICE raids.

They say guidance from MLB has been “minimal” so their teams are getting creative.
How do MLB workers protect Latin players from Trump's ICE raids? By themselves.
Front office staffers told eyeblack about keeping immigrant players safe while league guidance is minimal and "Manfred kisses Trump's ass."
www.readeyeblack.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
baseball is back on the menu
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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So far, I am only seeing TPM, Mediaite, and Daily Beast focusing on this.

We live in a world where the president calling an ethnic group "very low IQ" and "bad for our country" while insisting they "ought to get the hell out of here" barely makes headlines. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
Trump Marks First Year In Office With Unhinged Racist Rant Targeting ‘Very Low IQ’ Somalis
President Donald Trump spent the first anniversary of his second term on...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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50 cent is now 1 dollar because of inflation

50 cent? no thanks i don't really like change so i guess he should be called 0 cents

50 cent is still 50 cent but the meaning of that has changed because of rapidly shifting markets and consumer good prices

50 cent is now 50 yen because he is japanese
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I feel like I don’t remember my dreams that often but last night I had a dream that I invented a seasonal Halloween sandwich for McDonald’s called the Trick-en McScary, which was a McChicken with little fangs drawn on the outer edge of the bun.
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I am fine and can be normal about this
Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Hanukkah is about celebrating the miracle that cleaning yesterday's candle wax out of the menorah takes 1 hour but FEELS LIKE it takes 8 hours
The first line of my toddler’s favorite book about Hanukkah is “Hanukkah is smelling cookies baking in the oven” and NO IT IS NOT
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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hey Quentin Tarantino,, Shut da fuck Up!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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dawg they got the vine guy posting a 30 minute video on wealth inequality
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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cheesecake factory? more like crapcake craptory!
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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rest in power to the og american quirked up white boy
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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"NORAD 35mm presentation slides," slide 21 of 41 [gallery]
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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listen
when i try to talk about communist and leftist shit this is how i think i sound

a lot of you are smarter than me and im sorry im a dummy
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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October 18, 2023 at 6:20 PM