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November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Tim Kaine looked disgusting--crew neck undershirt protruding--in his oxford shirt on television. Very very disrespectful.
Tim Kaine: "It would be political malpractice of the highest order for the House to not take up a bipartisan bill coming out of the Senate."
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
being able to apologize and take ownership of a mistake is the greatest superpower i know of when it comes to being a person, and so many of these people are just plainly incapable of doing it. beyond that, they view it as weakness.
Reporter: Do you think Mike Waltz made a mistake and should apologize?

Trump: "No, I don’t think he should apologize. It is equipment and technology that is not perfect and probably won’t be using it again, at least not in the near future."
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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wndshield wipers on the inside of the car. so you can open mouth sneeze all winter long onto the inside of your windshield.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
to all new followers, i am caffeine. an ogre that likes sports, hotdogs, and will post about really stupid stuff, then post a really serious post, the fun is figuring out which is which
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Everyone does know what's going on here, right? Should the Epstein evidence bill pass both the House and Senate, these criminals will say it can't be released because there is an active investigation. Never mind that a thorough investigation was completed, and the DOJ was prepared to try Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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OK, I'll say it. To this very day I *still* don't understand Minesweeper. There's math involved, right? That's probably why.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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the civil war should have ended with the summary execution of every elected confederate official and all confederate military officers
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
tesla? the tunnel company?
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Why would Democrats sit on all this info they had on Trump and his connections to Epstein?

Its almost as if there is a cabal of extremely wealthy donor pedophiles both parties are beholden to that are also extremely compromised by Epstein...
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Biden was President for 4 years and sat on all this stuff…

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Epstein: Trump knew
In a shocking trove of emails released by House Democrats, Jeffrey Epstein alleged that President Trump "spent hours" at his home with a victim and "knew about the girls."
www.motherjones.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released emails, says Trump ‘knew about the girls,’ per POLITICO
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i’ve become obsessed with OJ the alien
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein specifically referenced his relationship with President Donald Trump in writing before Trump was elected to office and in the runup to the 2020 election, according to newly obtained emails released Wednesday by the House Oversight Committee.

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November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM