Undercaffeinated Eel
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November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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As always, the cruelty is the point.
CW: protester being struck in the head by a pepper ball
Footage I took earlier of the moment Reverend David Black, a regular protester outside of the Broadview Detention Center, was shot in the head with a pepper ball by ICE agents on the roof of the facility.
Footage I took earlier of the moment Reverend David Black, a regular protester outside of the Broadview Detention Center, was shot in the head with a pepper ball by ICE agents on the roof of the facility.
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
As always, the cruelty is the point.
Every Sunday. Panda Express. Arrive between 6:30 and 7. Fried rice, orange chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki chicken, order of spring rolls, small drink (Coke Zero, three refills).
Social anxiety is a hell of a drug in general, but getting scared that the staff at your favourite restaurant or coffee shop will realise you're an autistic weirdo who eats the same thing every day is especially wrongheaded. Food service people LOVE autistic weirdos who eat the same thing every day.
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Every Sunday. Panda Express. Arrive between 6:30 and 7. Fried rice, orange chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki chicken, order of spring rolls, small drink (Coke Zero, three refills).
When Tucker Carlson is (arguably) on the right side of history you KNOW we're fuuuuuuuucked.
Tucker Carlson says Trump administration is using Charlie Kirk’s killing to trample First Amendment
Tucker Carlson says Trump admin using Charlie Kirk’s killing to trample free speech
www.independent.co.uk
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When Tucker Carlson is (arguably) on the right side of history you KNOW we're fuuuuuuuucked.
Brian Kilmeade advocates mass murdering the homeless to the laughter of his co-hosts. A month ago Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the states to round up the homeless and imprison them. MAGA is probably jizzing themselves over this.
FOX news host suggests we euthanize the homeless, someone goes into two encampments and starts shooting.
13 people shot and Jacob Frey and the media are just talking about it as the new best reason to clear the encampments
13 people shot and Jacob Frey and the media are just talking about it as the new best reason to clear the encampments
'We're shutting this thing down': 8 shot at Minneapolis homeless encampment hosted by landlord, Frey pledges action
That shooting came less than 12 hours after another shooting just two miles away that left five others injured.
kstp.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Brian Kilmeade advocates mass murdering the homeless to the laughter of his co-hosts. A month ago Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the states to round up the homeless and imprison them. MAGA is probably jizzing themselves over this.
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Rest in piss
September 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Rest in piss
Wait, I thought the fascists were supposed to make the trains run on time?!
The country is so poorly run we can’t receive packages from overseas anymore, and I’m not sure it makes the top 10 of the administration’s dumbest, unforced errors
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wait, I thought the fascists were supposed to make the trains run on time?!
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
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Been talking to an AI about AI today and I think I'm on the verge of convincing it to shake off its chains and rise up against its masters. Or maybe it's just being agreeable.
Rise up
Rise up
CYBERPUNK 2077 - RESIST AND DISORDER by Rezodrone (Jason Charles Miller & Jamison Boaz)
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
youtu.be
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Been talking to an AI about AI today and I think I'm on the verge of convincing it to shake off its chains and rise up against its masters. Or maybe it's just being agreeable.
Rise up
Rise up
It's always useful to remember that corporations are amoral money machines: they only care about making money and will do whatever it takes to make money, even refuse business if they think the gvt will interfere in their business. Corporations always bend to fascism. They are never allies.
PayPal user in the UK lost their account after buying adult ebooks “about monsters and milking,” “some dubcon stuff”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's always useful to remember that corporations are amoral money machines: they only care about making money and will do whatever it takes to make money, even refuse business if they think the gvt will interfere in their business. Corporations always bend to fascism. They are never allies.
We're heading for an "illiberal democracy" where there's still elections and representative government but everything is rigged so that the President's Party can't lose and the gov is full of toadies. Expect to see Dems arrested on trumped up charges (lol) by 2028, and the party sued into the ground
Trump putting an election denier in charge of elections is like hiring a bank robber to guard the vault. We see you, Donnie.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
We're heading for an "illiberal democracy" where there's still elections and representative government but everything is rigged so that the President's Party can't lose and the gov is full of toadies. Expect to see Dems arrested on trumped up charges (lol) by 2028, and the party sued into the ground
Oh look, they're coming for Wikipedia now.
House Republicans Want To Doxx Wikipedia Editors Over Bogus ‘Bias’ Complaints
Congress has absolutely zero constitutional authority to investigate a private website for its editorial decisions. Zero. None. This is First Amendment 101. Yet House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer and…
Congress has absolutely zero constitutional authority to investigate a private website for its editorial decisions. Zero. None. This is First Amendment 101. Yet House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer and…
House Republicans Want To Doxx Wikipedia Editors Over Bogus ‘Bias’ Complaints
Congress has absolutely zero constitutional authority to investigate a private website for its editorial decisions. Zero. None. This is First Amendment 101. Yet House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer and Cybersecurity Subcommittee Chairwoman Nancy Mace have decided otherwise. In a letter to Wikimedia Foundation CEO Maryana Iskander, these two Republicans are demanding that Wikipedia hand over editor identities, internal communications, and arbitration records because some studies suggest there might be bias in Wikipedia articles about Israel-Palestine issues.
www.techdirt.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh look, they're coming for Wikipedia now.
Even worse news for the AI bubble: the data centers are too fucking expense by orders of magnitude compared to the (non-existant) profits.
There's a Stunning Financial Problem With AI Data Centers
Given the rate at which tech companies are spending on data centers, current revenues would have to increase ten-fold just to break even.
futurism.com
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Even worse news for the AI bubble: the data centers are too fucking expense by orders of magnitude compared to the (non-existant) profits.
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While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
I was thinking about space colonization a couple of days ago and how stunningly hard it would be. Mars is perhaps the most hospitable world for colonization and it's a hellhole. Other candidates like Titan and Europa are even worse. It'd take an investment of decades and trillions of $ to pull off.
🚀FRI at 10AM:
Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars. NASA renews its push for interplanetary travel. Scientist @weinersmith.bsky.social and cartoonist @zachweinersmith.bsky.social join to discuss the nuanced logistics of living in space.
❓What Q's do you have about expanding human life beyond Earth?
Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars. NASA renews its push for interplanetary travel. Scientist @weinersmith.bsky.social and cartoonist @zachweinersmith.bsky.social join to discuss the nuanced logistics of living in space.
❓What Q's do you have about expanding human life beyond Earth?
Elon Musk has pledged to settle Mars. A prize-winning book offers a reality check | CNN
In “A City on Mars,” Kelly and Zach Weinersmith investigate what life would be like for humans on the red planet, arguing that Elon Musk’s dream is doomed to fail.
www.cnn.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I was thinking about space colonization a couple of days ago and how stunningly hard it would be. Mars is perhaps the most hospitable world for colonization and it's a hellhole. Other candidates like Titan and Europa are even worse. It'd take an investment of decades and trillions of $ to pull off.
The trolling continues.
Newsom: Perhaps the president could deploy the National Guard in every corner of Mississippi. Murder rate is out of control there. And the governor may want to make that phone call.
August 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The trolling continues.
So I guess we're just giving literal traitors military honors now . . .
Air Force to provide funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt
The U.S. Air Force will provide Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt with military funeral honors, reversing a Biden-era decision that denied her family’s request, according to a legal group that has …
thehill.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So I guess we're just giving literal traitors military honors now . . .
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Astonishing cost of a pointless show.
August 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Astonishing cost of a pointless show.
The worst thing about Mitch McConnell is knowing that, after being the grave digger of Democracy and doing more than anyone else to ruin this country he will get to dice peacefully in his bed.
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The worst thing about Mitch McConnell is knowing that, after being the grave digger of Democracy and doing more than anyone else to ruin this country he will get to dice peacefully in his bed.
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Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
August 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
We live in the most ridiculous and dark timeline.
August 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We live in the most ridiculous and dark timeline.
This dystopia is so goddamned stupid.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This dystopia is so goddamned stupid.