Undercaffeinated Eel
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November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...
No he's fucking not. This entire cease fire is going to collapse within two weeks, maybe less, and it'll be Israel shooting first.
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No he's fucking not. This entire cease fire is going to collapse within two weeks, maybe less, and it'll be Israel shooting first.
But how does this reflect on Joe Biden's health?! We have to know! WE HAVE TO KNOW!!!!1
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
But how does this reflect on Joe Biden's health?! We have to know! WE HAVE TO KNOW!!!!1
God, I hope every media company on the planet sues OpenAI into the ground and sells Altman's broken body for parts.
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
God, I hope every media company on the planet sues OpenAI into the ground and sells Altman's broken body for parts.
And yet he is.
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And yet he is.
It's me. I'm the guy.
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's me. I'm the guy.
The Italian warship was never more than a performative action to stop the dockworker strike. Let's hope they see it for what it is and restart the strike.
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Italian warship was never more than a performative action to stop the dockworker strike. Let's hope they see it for what it is and restart the strike.
My dear departed dog was a handsome boy who was exceptional at his job (being a dog).
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My dear departed dog was a handsome boy who was exceptional at his job (being a dog).
He really is a short-fingered vulgarian . . .
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
He really is a short-fingered vulgarian . . .
Yeah, it's a premature act so they can shield themselves when the Right wing mob comes for them. Not that it helps. The Right is going to get their blood one way or another and the only path forward is the fight back. Capitulation is death.
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Yeah, it's a premature act so they can shield themselves when the Right wing mob comes for them. Not that it helps. The Right is going to get their blood one way or another and the only path forward is the fight back. Capitulation is death.
Basically all of them.
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Basically all of them.
OMGWTFBBQ
So this is what "woke" has been turned into now? Suppressing speech? It was never about that but I guess that's what you get when you let the Right control the narrative.
So this is what "woke" has been turned into now? Suppressing speech? It was never about that but I guess that's what you get when you let the Right control the narrative.
September 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
OMGWTFBBQ
So this is what "woke" has been turned into now? Suppressing speech? It was never about that but I guess that's what you get when you let the Right control the narrative.
So this is what "woke" has been turned into now? Suppressing speech? It was never about that but I guess that's what you get when you let the Right control the narrative.
Yeah, it's one thing that's got me increasingly disenchanted with "the Left" (a.k.a. terminally-online Leftists): they scream and howl about how everyone who doesn't subscribe to their specific brand of leftism is a shitlib fed but then do NOTHING to get anything done.
September 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Yeah, it's one thing that's got me increasingly disenchanted with "the Left" (a.k.a. terminally-online Leftists): they scream and howl about how everyone who doesn't subscribe to their specific brand of leftism is a shitlib fed but then do NOTHING to get anything done.
Ah, so sinking the Titanic was a generational project! Good to know!
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ah, so sinking the Titanic was a generational project! Good to know!
It comes around again and again. I mean, AR might be useful, but you know they're just going to use it to serve ads that you have to pay to block.
September 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It comes around again and again. I mean, AR might be useful, but you know they're just going to use it to serve ads that you have to pay to block.
They have the framework of a deal. The "concept" of a deal. The vague outline of a deal. The vaporous apparition of a deal.
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They have the framework of a deal. The "concept" of a deal. The vague outline of a deal. The vaporous apparition of a deal.
They're going to shove it down our throat one way or another.
September 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They're going to shove it down our throat one way or another.
God, he's such a dweeb.
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
God, he's such a dweeb.
The slogans on the shell casing are references to groyper memes.
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The slogans on the shell casing are references to groyper memes.
From what I have been reading the groypers are into co-opting anti-fascist things for ironyic meme purposes. So they use "Bella Ciao," an anti-fascist song, Helldivers, and anti-fascist game, and "Notices bulge OwO," a furry reference for their own sick sense of humor.
September 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
From what I have been reading the groypers are into co-opting anti-fascist things for ironyic meme purposes. So they use "Bella Ciao," an anti-fascist song, Helldivers, and anti-fascist game, and "Notices bulge OwO," a furry reference for their own sick sense of humor.
I remember even BEFORE Trump reporters were saying that Republicans they interviewed in private and off the record were stating they were terrified of their constituents. I can imagine it's only gotten worse since then.
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I remember even BEFORE Trump reporters were saying that Republicans they interviewed in private and off the record were stating they were terrified of their constituents. I can imagine it's only gotten worse since then.