jess 🦋💫
@cabbagerollqueen.bsky.social
actor, artist, general nuisance. tbh mostly posting about toronto politics and tv 🦝✨💖🏳️🌈 (she/they)
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jess 🦋💫
@cabbagerollqueen.bsky.social
· Jun 23
THREAD OF THREADS 📺🧵📌
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
as much as i’m like wow what are we doing, i can’t hate from outside the club. if i had fuck you money i would also spend an egregious amount on art.
This Klimt painting just sold at Sotheby’s for $205 million.
Beating known record for a Klimt by over $50 million. The record for Sotheby’s and the record for modern art at auction.
This is the hammer w/o premium.
With premium, bidder will pay $236,360,000.
From the collection of Leonard Lauder.
Beating known record for a Klimt by over $50 million. The record for Sotheby’s and the record for modern art at auction.
This is the hammer w/o premium.
With premium, bidder will pay $236,360,000.
From the collection of Leonard Lauder.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
as much as i’m like wow what are we doing, i can’t hate from outside the club. if i had fuck you money i would also spend an egregious amount on art.
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In a country where it's functionally legal to murder anyone protesting for human rights: "The left is out of control!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In a country where it's functionally legal to murder anyone protesting for human rights: "The left is out of control!"
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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"You cannot in good faith stand up on Monday and say, 'Stop building shelters!' And then stand up on Thursday and say, 'Get everybody out of the encampments.' It is REPREHENSIBLE to do that," says Councillor Gord Perks of Brad Bradford's motion.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"You cannot in good faith stand up on Monday and say, 'Stop building shelters!' And then stand up on Thursday and say, 'Get everybody out of the encampments.' It is REPREHENSIBLE to do that," says Councillor Gord Perks of Brad Bradford's motion.
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Councillor Gord Perks calls Bradford's speech "performative."
"Isn't it interesting that the same person who gets up and thumps the table and talks about all the harms caused by people who have lost their homes, being in encampments, has voted against building shelters," Perks says.
"Isn't it interesting that the same person who gets up and thumps the table and talks about all the harms caused by people who have lost their homes, being in encampments, has voted against building shelters," Perks says.
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Councillor Gord Perks calls Bradford's speech "performative."
"Isn't it interesting that the same person who gets up and thumps the table and talks about all the harms caused by people who have lost their homes, being in encampments, has voted against building shelters," Perks says.
"Isn't it interesting that the same person who gets up and thumps the table and talks about all the harms caused by people who have lost their homes, being in encampments, has voted against building shelters," Perks says.
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Over 800 people have now signed the petition calling on Mayor Olivia Chow and City Council to bring back open streets to Toronto by 2026! Let's keep the momentum going! #BikeTO #WalkTO #OpenStreetsTO #ActiveTO #TOpoli tinyurl.com/openstreetsp...
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Over 800 people have now signed the petition calling on Mayor Olivia Chow and City Council to bring back open streets to Toronto by 2026! Let's keep the momentum going! #BikeTO #WalkTO #OpenStreetsTO #ActiveTO #TOpoli tinyurl.com/openstreetsp...
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yosemite sam needs to fucking cool it
October 25, 2023 at 12:02 AM
yosemite sam needs to fucking cool it
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denying a child vaccines should result in immediate removal from the home; home births should be illegal; and, you should have to have a master's degree and teaching credentials to home school
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
denying a child vaccines should result in immediate removal from the home; home births should be illegal; and, you should have to have a master's degree and teaching credentials to home school
i just want a single day to go by in the discover tab where i don’t see adults shitting in diapers like what the hell
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i just want a single day to go by in the discover tab where i don’t see adults shitting in diapers like what the hell
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Councillor Nunziata defends the deal and the process. "Councillor Bradford, you say you want a city of families, but what about the parents out there that can't afford to go into a program, or pay for sports? Are those youth not important to you? Or is it just the hockey that's important to you?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Councillor Nunziata defends the deal and the process. "Councillor Bradford, you say you want a city of families, but what about the parents out there that can't afford to go into a program, or pay for sports? Are those youth not important to you? Or is it just the hockey that's important to you?"
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Please rise if you are able and remove your caps for the new flag of the City of Toronto
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Please rise if you are able and remove your caps for the new flag of the City of Toronto
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"So this is another provincial decision that will increase homelessness in Toronto?" asks Councillor Dianne Saxe of Bill 60 and potential further funding cuts.
"Correct," says Housing Secretariat director Doug Rollins.
"Correct," says Housing Secretariat director Doug Rollins.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"So this is another provincial decision that will increase homelessness in Toronto?" asks Councillor Dianne Saxe of Bill 60 and potential further funding cuts.
"Correct," says Housing Secretariat director Doug Rollins.
"Correct," says Housing Secretariat director Doug Rollins.
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Does Holyday ever vote YES on good things?
Council votes 21-1 to APPROVE a deal with the union representing community centre workers. secure.toronto.ca/council/agen...
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Does Holyday ever vote YES on good things?
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Councillor Fletcher is frustrated that councillors have been getting info about snow-clearing plans from lobbyists representing SnowTO — the consortium holding most of the snow contracts. City Manager says he can't control what the contractors do re: lobbying. "That's unsettling," says Fletcher.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Councillor Fletcher is frustrated that councillors have been getting info about snow-clearing plans from lobbyists representing SnowTO — the consortium holding most of the snow contracts. City Manager says he can't control what the contractors do re: lobbying. "That's unsettling," says Fletcher.
Bradford and Holyday are the fucking Shining twins of toronto, you evil scummy men omg
Saxe's motion for a report quantifying provincial and federal responsibility for Toronto homelessness CARRIES 20-3.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bradford and Holyday are the fucking Shining twins of toronto, you evil scummy men omg
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"Like this Skills Development fiasco, and all these slush funds where they're giving our money — our tax dollars — away to their friends, where there's direct family and friends links to their ministers. That money should be going toward actually building housing," says Councillor Josh Matlow.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Like this Skills Development fiasco, and all these slush funds where they're giving our money — our tax dollars — away to their friends, where there's direct family and friends links to their ministers. That money should be going toward actually building housing," says Councillor Josh Matlow.
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Staff confirm that the city is dealing with a "dramatic reduction" in funding for the Canada-Ontario Housing Benefit, "which has been the #1 program to support shelter flow, allowing individuals experiencing homelessness to find and secure long-term affordable housing."
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Staff confirm that the city is dealing with a "dramatic reduction" in funding for the Canada-Ontario Housing Benefit, "which has been the #1 program to support shelter flow, allowing individuals experiencing homelessness to find and secure long-term affordable housing."
you know before you even click that it’s Holyday. it’s always fucking Holyday.
Council votes 21-1 to APPROVE a deal with the union representing community centre workers. secure.toronto.ca/council/agen...
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you know before you even click that it’s Holyday. it’s always fucking Holyday.
“you may be my creator, but from this moment on i will be your master” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #frankenstein
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“you may be my creator, but from this moment on i will be your master” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #frankenstein
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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hello loves!
we are trying to get our vehicle repaired & we are currently at $55/600 of our goal! we have transmission issues so getting that sorted with labor has become costly;
if you have the capacity to help it would mean a lot truly 🫶🏽
AID:
CASHA/ $irenethedoll93
PP/ nickntv
VMO/ nanieves
we are trying to get our vehicle repaired & we are currently at $55/600 of our goal! we have transmission issues so getting that sorted with labor has become costly;
if you have the capacity to help it would mean a lot truly 🫶🏽
AID:
CASHA/ $irenethedoll93
PP/ nickntv
VMO/ nanieves
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
hello loves!
we are trying to get our vehicle repaired & we are currently at $55/600 of our goal! we have transmission issues so getting that sorted with labor has become costly;
if you have the capacity to help it would mean a lot truly 🫶🏽
AID:
CASHA/ $irenethedoll93
PP/ nickntv
VMO/ nanieves
we are trying to get our vehicle repaired & we are currently at $55/600 of our goal! we have transmission issues so getting that sorted with labor has become costly;
if you have the capacity to help it would mean a lot truly 🫶🏽
AID:
CASHA/ $irenethedoll93
PP/ nickntv
VMO/ nanieves
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The super jacked Jays fan looks concerned.
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The super jacked Jays fan looks concerned.
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I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming
Is this #glassholes 2.0?
gizmodo.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will