jess 🦋💫
@cabbagerollqueen.bsky.social
actor, artist, general nuisance. mostly posts about toronto politics & reality tv 🦝✨💖🏳️🌈 (she/they)
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jess 🦋💫
@cabbagerollqueen.bsky.social
· Jun 23
THREAD OF THREADS 📺🧵📌
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haha no I didn’t have a dream about you and me fucking that would be crazy. why would I have that dream that’s so silly. I don’t think about it even at all not sure why I had a dream about that
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
haha no I didn’t have a dream about you and me fucking that would be crazy. why would I have that dream that’s so silly. I don’t think about it even at all not sure why I had a dream about that
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i wish i could text my cat
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
i wish i could text my cat
does anybody on this season of #traitors know who the traitors are? or have an idea who isn’t wrong? bc all they’ve done so far is be weird to faithfuls lmfaooooo
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
does anybody on this season of #traitors know who the traitors are? or have an idea who isn’t wrong? bc all they’ve done so far is be weird to faithfuls lmfaooooo
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michael rapaport calling himself "the best looking, smartest, dopest faithful" twice in the traitors and people trying not to fully ijbol around him is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
michael rapaport calling himself "the best looking, smartest, dopest faithful" twice in the traitors and people trying not to fully ijbol around him is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I would’ve burst into laughter if I were there you’re gonna say you’re the best looking faithful? Go around the table and tell me who you look better than 😭
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I would’ve burst into laughter if I were there you’re gonna say you’re the best looking faithful? Go around the table and tell me who you look better than 😭
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the best time to disentangle our relationship with the world superpower led by an insane right-winger was 20 years ago, the second-best time is now
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
the best time to disentangle our relationship with the world superpower led by an insane right-winger was 20 years ago, the second-best time is now
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Can't help feeling that Lara from Below Deck Down Under would have bullied me in High School
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can't help feeling that Lara from Below Deck Down Under would have bullied me in High School
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With Wihan gone, we're going to see how toxic Lara is. I don't think she likes strong personalities or anyone who could outshine her. She keeps Marina trapped in the laundry and taking digs at Tzarina. I can't imagine working with her w/o cameras. I bet she plays mind games.
#belowdeckdownunder
#belowdeckdownunder
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
With Wihan gone, we're going to see how toxic Lara is. I don't think she likes strong personalities or anyone who could outshine her. She keeps Marina trapped in the laundry and taking digs at Tzarina. I can't imagine working with her w/o cameras. I bet she plays mind games.
#belowdeckdownunder
#belowdeckdownunder
lara saying she’s barbie and tzarina is weird barbie literally the second we meet her is so…… unbecoming of her 😗 #belowdeckdownunder
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
lara saying she’s barbie and tzarina is weird barbie literally the second we meet her is so…… unbecoming of her 😗 #belowdeckdownunder
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Wihan is such a dick. He's jealous of Harry because he got Bri. He wants every woman on the boat to want him, and he can't believe she picked Harry over him. That's where it starts. And he's a shitty leader/horrible person. Definitely the worst bosun I can think of in BD history. #BelowDeckDownUnder
a man wearing a scarf and a suit says i hate that guy
ALT: a man wearing a scarf and a suit says i hate that guy
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Wihan is such a dick. He's jealous of Harry because he got Bri. He wants every woman on the boat to want him, and he can't believe she picked Harry over him. That's where it starts. And he's a shitty leader/horrible person. Definitely the worst bosun I can think of in BD history. #BelowDeckDownUnder
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Lo and behold bro
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Lo and behold bro
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is it crazy to doubt that an average person in America can afford a 300,000 dollar glambot...???? I don't see the issue.
Glambot director Cole Walliser is under fire for his responses to a possible customer inquiring about the camera for a wedding:
Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.
Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
is it crazy to doubt that an average person in America can afford a 300,000 dollar glambot...???? I don't see the issue.
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I'm sure it's a very real conversation in the medical world right now, but I do not wanna hear this doctor talking about AI all season long likeeeeeeee...... #ThePitt
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I'm sure it's a very real conversation in the medical world right now, but I do not wanna hear this doctor talking about AI all season long likeeeeeeee...... #ThePitt
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“don’t take the bait!!!” THEY’RE PEOPLE BEING TERRORIZED BY ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS, NOT TROUT
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
“don’t take the bait!!!” THEY’RE PEOPLE BEING TERRORIZED BY ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS, NOT TROUT
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NEW — ICE violence has spread well beyond Minneapolis, with agents landing in small cities like St. Cloud. I spoke with Alice Valentine, a local queer trans woman, who protested ICE on Monday and was pepper sprayed, beaten and jailed as a result, along with her girlfriend.
This is Alice's story:
This is Alice's story:
Queer trans ICE protester in small Minn. city recounts agents' violence and humiliation
Alice Valentine of St. Cloud was pepper sprayed and jailed by ICE for trying to protect immigrant neighbors.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
NEW — ICE violence has spread well beyond Minneapolis, with agents landing in small cities like St. Cloud. I spoke with Alice Valentine, a local queer trans woman, who protested ICE on Monday and was pepper sprayed, beaten and jailed as a result, along with her girlfriend.
This is Alice's story:
This is Alice's story:
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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Landline calls from inside Iran to outside the country appear to be working now as well.
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Landline calls from inside Iran to outside the country appear to be working now as well.
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
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Federal immigration agents just shot two people in Portland, Oregon. If you have any info, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Federal immigration agents just shot two people in Portland, Oregon. If you have any info, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268
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half of new accounts today:
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
half of new accounts today:
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"
@letskillfederalagents.imnot.acop:
🔅0 Followers 15K Following
"follow me back for great protesting advice. let's post pictures of crimes together!"