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You! Can! Leave! (parody)
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
I tend to believe Matt Ginella over Slade Smiley and Ryan whatever his name is, especially when neither of them showed up to defend themselves. And nice job trying to deflect Gretchen. Just makes you look even guiltier. #RHOC #TeamKatie
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Heather Dubrow thinks she’s funny? She is the least funny housewife past, present or future. #RHOC
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I can’t decide if Tamra is a pathological liar or if ahe is delusional and really believes the things she is saying are true. #RHOC
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tamra really is mentally ill. #RHOC
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Who is the creep who was sitting behind Todd and looking at what he was looking at on his phone? WTF? #RHOSLC
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The reason #RHOSLC shines above all the rest is because the plane ride was only a quarter of the episode. On other franchises, that would be the entire season.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Salt Lake City has the formula. It is perfect. #RHOSLC
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What I would say to Donald Trump if I ever met him. #RHOSLC
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How am I all caught up? I forgot I had episodes of #WelcometoPlathville and it turns out it was only three or four episodes? I will be happy never to see Olivia or Veronica again.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I want to nominate this woman for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m loving this episode of Below Deck dating. The crew is cracking me up reacting to it. #BelowDeckMed
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m not enjoying Angel or K. Not at all. #RHOP
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I stopped watching after they got rid of Katie, but thought I'd watch the reunion. Tamra is still trash. Shannon still has not learned to just let things roll and it's kind of hysterical how Tamra is triggering her. Katie looked gorgeous. I hope they bring her back. #RHOC
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why does Andy keep asking everyone this dumb question about who they are nervous to cross paths with at Bravocon? Every person says “no one”. #WWHL
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So I guess it's just normal now to expect to wait at least an hour to see your doctor, even though you have an appointment and arrive on time. I walked out today and rescheduled.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love that Wife Swap started with two of my favorite housewives - Angie K and Melissa G. The Gorgas were cracking me up. Both episodes were really sweet. #WifeSwap
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Italian Americans should celebrate Nancy Pelosi rather than that genocidal rapist Colón, who was not even Italian (Italy wasn’t born yet). Unfortunately, too many of them love genocidal rapists.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@yourcall.bsky.social I don’t understand this assertion that Democrats are not talking about poverty, minimum wage and worker issues. I think it is damaging to continue saying Democrats are not speaking about issues when we know Republicans are the reason for lack of change.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What has Angie done to Meredith that is so unforgivable? She forgave Lisa for calling her a garbage whore. #RHOSLC
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Britani is really the comic relief we need with this group. #RHOSLC
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lisa Barlow is a horrible person. jJohn is not going to stick around. #RHOSLC
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What the fuck is Meredith Marks wearing to this wine tasting? #RHOSLC
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
So Lisa Barlow doesn’t have a perfect marriage? #RHOSLC
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
250 euros is really too much to do a half-day Vespa tour of Napoli, right? Especially when I can buy a 24-hour hop on/hop off bus ticket for 25 euros.
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I really don’t enjoy watching when so many people are so bad at their jobs. Seriously, who is hiring these people? #BeliwDeckMed
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM