You! Can! Leave! (parody)
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
Day 8 of 10-day brother visit and I am still alive with minimal damage. I don’t need to see him at all in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Day 8 of 10-day brother visit and I am still alive with minimal damage. I don’t need to see him at all in 2026.
Walked by the Scientology headquarters in SF yesterday and they invited me in. I was ao flattered. I’ve never been invited to join a cult before.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Walked by the Scientology headquarters in SF yesterday and they invited me in. I was ao flattered. I’ve never been invited to join a cult before.
My brother is visiting for 10 days. Today is day 3. He’s driving me crazy.
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December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My brother is visiting for 10 days. Today is day 3. He’s driving me crazy.
If only Merrick Garland had studied history.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If only Merrick Garland had studied history.
Let me be clear MAGA - Donald J. Trump is a child rapist. You know it, and you support him, which makes you garbage.
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Let me be clear MAGA - Donald J. Trump is a child rapist. You know it, and you support him, which makes you garbage.
Went to see the Nutcracker at the Oakland Ballet and I swear so many of the costumes looked like things Bronwyn would wear to a girls’ night out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Went to see the Nutcracker at the Oakland Ballet and I swear so many of the costumes looked like things Bronwyn would wear to a girls’ night out.
Simone has rage issues and her boys can see when it is coming. I feel bad for them. #MarriedtoMed
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Simone has rage issues and her boys can see when it is coming. I feel bad for them. #MarriedtoMed
I think Simone wants to be invited into Quad’s bedroom with King because otherwise how did Quad shut her out? #MarriedtoMed
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think Simone wants to be invited into Quad’s bedroom with King because otherwise how did Quad shut her out? #MarriedtoMed
I am so sick of Kyle. She is acting like the group is responsible for her lesbian breakup. They made a fucking video together! They taunted everyone. Just be honest! #RHOBH
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am so sick of Kyle. She is acting like the group is responsible for her lesbian breakup. They made a fucking video together! They taunted everyone. Just be honest! #RHOBH
I wanted to check out Chris’ Only Fans because it’s free but you still have to register with a credit card. Has anyone seen it? #PumpRules
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wanted to check out Chris’ Only Fans because it’s free but you still have to register with a credit card. Has anyone seen it? #PumpRules
Craig needs to stop drinking. Period. He said he was an addict. He was right. And why are Sally and Charly even interested in him after seeing how he acted at that party? #SouthernCharm
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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Craig needs to stop drinking. Period. He said he was an addict. He was right. And why are Sally and Charly even interested in him after seeing how he acted at that party? #SouthernCharm
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gizelle is full of shit. She was dogging Monique from day one. Monique has grown. Gizelle has not. She’s a miserable woman. I love Monique. #RHOP
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
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December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pastor Holy Whore #RHOP
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
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December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seeing these flashbacks to the reunion with Monique and the binder I have one question - did Gizzie get her neck done? I forgot how bad it was. #RHOP
Yes New York! This is what we need.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yes New York! This is what we need.
Is he dead yet?
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is he dead yet?