You! Can! Leave! (parody)
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
Just watched episode one of #SurvivingMormonism I love the thought that one of our housewives is the one exposing the dirt and could be the one to bring down the church. #RHOSLC
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Just watched episode one of #SurvivingMormonism I love the thought that one of our housewives is the one exposing the dirt and could be the one to bring down the church. #RHOSLC
House votes 427 to 1 to release the Epstein/Trump files. Trump is free to release them any time he wants. He doesn’t need a vote. What is he hiding. The end of MAGA is near.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
House votes 427 to 1 to release the Epstein/Trump files. Trump is free to release them any time he wants. He doesn’t need a vote. What is he hiding. The end of MAGA is near.
Just read that Kathy Hilton and Sutton Strack's homes were robbed while they were at BravoCon. Don't these people have security systems?
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just read that Kathy Hilton and Sutton Strack's homes were robbed while they were at BravoCon. Don't these people have security systems?
BJs for Bubba
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
BJs for Bubba
I tend to believe Matt Ginella over Slade Smiley and Ryan whatever his name is, especially when neither of them showed up to defend themselves. And nice job trying to deflect Gretchen. Just makes you look even guiltier. #RHOC #TeamKatie
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I tend to believe Matt Ginella over Slade Smiley and Ryan whatever his name is, especially when neither of them showed up to defend themselves. And nice job trying to deflect Gretchen. Just makes you look even guiltier. #RHOC #TeamKatie
The reason #RHOSLC shines above all the rest is because the plane ride was only a quarter of the episode. On other franchises, that would be the entire season.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The reason #RHOSLC shines above all the rest is because the plane ride was only a quarter of the episode. On other franchises, that would be the entire season.
How am I all caught up? I forgot I had episodes of #WelcometoPlathville and it turns out it was only three or four episodes? I will be happy never to see Olivia or Veronica again.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How am I all caught up? I forgot I had episodes of #WelcometoPlathville and it turns out it was only three or four episodes? I will be happy never to see Olivia or Veronica again.
I want to nominate this woman for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I want to nominate this woman for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I’m loving this episode of Below Deck dating. The crew is cracking me up reacting to it. #BelowDeckMed
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m loving this episode of Below Deck dating. The crew is cracking me up reacting to it. #BelowDeckMed
I stopped watching after they got rid of Katie, but thought I'd watch the reunion. Tamra is still trash. Shannon still has not learned to just let things roll and it's kind of hysterical how Tamra is triggering her. Katie looked gorgeous. I hope they bring her back. #RHOC
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I stopped watching after they got rid of Katie, but thought I'd watch the reunion. Tamra is still trash. Shannon still has not learned to just let things roll and it's kind of hysterical how Tamra is triggering her. Katie looked gorgeous. I hope they bring her back. #RHOC
Why does Andy keep asking everyone this dumb question about who they are nervous to cross paths with at Bravocon? Every person says “no one”. #WWHL
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why does Andy keep asking everyone this dumb question about who they are nervous to cross paths with at Bravocon? Every person says “no one”. #WWHL
So I guess it's just normal now to expect to wait at least an hour to see your doctor, even though you have an appointment and arrive on time. I walked out today and rescheduled.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So I guess it's just normal now to expect to wait at least an hour to see your doctor, even though you have an appointment and arrive on time. I walked out today and rescheduled.
I love that Wife Swap started with two of my favorite housewives - Angie K and Melissa G. The Gorgas were cracking me up. Both episodes were really sweet. #WifeSwap
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love that Wife Swap started with two of my favorite housewives - Angie K and Melissa G. The Gorgas were cracking me up. Both episodes were really sweet. #WifeSwap