You! Can! Leave! (parody)
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You! Can! Leave! (parody)
@alphagay.bsky.social
A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙
BJs for Bubba
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy birthday to me and John Barlow. #RHOSLC
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What I would say to Donald Trump if I ever met him. #RHOSLC
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m dead. 😵 #RHOC
August 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I love her! #RHOA
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sorry, but this cracked me up. Schwartz’s hand just hovering there. #TheValley
April 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tzaruna is really growing on me. #BrlowDeckDownUnder
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
March 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
March 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Taylor Armstrong should have trademarked herself. #RHOBH
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fuck that. I’m going to rub their faces in it daily.
February 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@jonesingforwhat.bsky.social since the Christian God seems to be a sadist (and a bit of a narcissist if you ask me), while in Japan, i will be praying to Buddha and every other God I meet to end the life of Donald J Trump.
January 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trains in Japan (and mich of the rest of the developed world) are just a sad reminder that we are a shithole country thanks to the influence of profit-driven corporate money in our politics, and it just got 1,000 times worse. Fick all of you shitheads who are too dumb to deserve the right to vote.
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
These producers just love to play this clip. It’s at least the second time this season. #SouthernCharm
January 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I love this woman! #RHONY
January 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everybody looks so cute. And then there’s Gizelle. #RHOP
January 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Whitney looks so good on #WWHL #RHOSLC
January 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh Mary! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOSLC
January 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
January 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This look is hideous. There, I said it. #RHOSLC
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh, Gizelle, we thought you were getting better. Please burn this look. #RHOP
January 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
One of her better looks. #RHOP
January 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Today I tried Geisha coffee. Sells for $18 a cup in NYC. $12 a cup here in Panama. Doesn’t smell like coffee. Doesn’t taste like coffee. I’m fine with my cheap espresso and frothy milk I make at home, thank you.
December 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I wonder if Todd has this one. #RHOSLC
December 27, 2024 at 12:30 AM
December 11, 2024 at 3:39 AM