Byzantine Banana
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thank you to mazda financial services for sending me a sternly worded email reminding me that i have to pay my car loan on time. made me think something happened to the autopay but no im all paid up. just being a bitch for no reason to me
April 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
thank you to mazda financial services for sending me a sternly worded email reminding me that i have to pay my car loan on time. made me think something happened to the autopay but no im all paid up. just being a bitch for no reason to me
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Nobody:
Birds at 4am: GOOD MORNING
Birds at 4am: GOOD MORNING
April 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Nobody:
Birds at 4am: GOOD MORNING
Birds at 4am: GOOD MORNING
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I'm sorry but imagine fighting with your partner and then you come into the room 30 mins later to reconcile and he's drawing this lmfao
April 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm sorry but imagine fighting with your partner and then you come into the room 30 mins later to reconcile and he's drawing this lmfao
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
This was my Roku city
April 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This was my Roku city
The Cure! To? — to what! The Cure to What?? (This is about the band, the Cure 👍)
March 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The Cure! To? — to what! The Cure to What?? (This is about the band, the Cure 👍)
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lying in bed shooting a compound bow at the 7 foot tile ceiling to test my aim
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
lying in bed shooting a compound bow at the 7 foot tile ceiling to test my aim
been putting on dido every night before I sleep so I can feel the bliss of waking up in any year besides 2025
March 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
been putting on dido every night before I sleep so I can feel the bliss of waking up in any year besides 2025
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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a hill i will die on is probably the Ancient Mound of Suffering. it was foretold by a very reliable witch
March 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
a hill i will die on is probably the Ancient Mound of Suffering. it was foretold by a very reliable witch
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The computer is my lifelong nemesis. I hate it but what would I be without it…
March 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The computer is my lifelong nemesis. I hate it but what would I be without it…
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
Under fascism, no one is safe.
Universities stayed quiet as the admin targeted DEI & foreign aid, censored research, etc.
Now, they face devastating cuts to indirect cost rates, threatening research & operations.
Silence won’t protect institutions. It won’t protect people; it never does.
Universities stayed quiet as the admin targeted DEI & foreign aid, censored research, etc.
Now, they face devastating cuts to indirect cost rates, threatening research & operations.
Silence won’t protect institutions. It won’t protect people; it never does.
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job
This profile has been scrubbed from the site. Rose Ferreira grew up without reliable electricity, immigrated to NY, then survived homelessness and cancer on her way to NASA. She was so moved by images from the Webb telescope she wept. This is what’s at stake
web.archive.org/web/20231206...
web.archive.org/web/20231206...
NASA Intern Found Hope in the Moon - NASA
Lee esta historia en español aquí
web.archive.org
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job
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Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be
February 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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MURKOWSKI comes out against Hegseth for DOD, first GOP opponent. "The leader of the Department of Defense must demonstrate and model the standards of behavior and character we expect of all servicemembers, and Mr. Hegseth’s nomination to the role poses significant concerns that I cannot overlook."
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
MURKOWSKI comes out against Hegseth for DOD, first GOP opponent. "The leader of the Department of Defense must demonstrate and model the standards of behavior and character we expect of all servicemembers, and Mr. Hegseth’s nomination to the role poses significant concerns that I cannot overlook."
why tf did adam put his apple in my throat, get that shit out
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
why tf did adam put his apple in my throat, get that shit out
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Survey analysis finds people who don't watch women's sports, think they are less deserving of media attention than men's sports, and think women should prioritize being thin are more likely to oppose transgender women's inclusion in women's sports
Transgender athletes’ rights was opposed by those who viewed female athletes as undeserving, study finds
A recent study found opposition to transgender athletes' inclusion in sports was more common among those with weaker interest in supporting, promoting, and watching female athletes.
www.psypost.org
January 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Survey analysis finds people who don't watch women's sports, think they are less deserving of media attention than men's sports, and think women should prioritize being thin are more likely to oppose transgender women's inclusion in women's sports
Playing angry birds 2 at full volume during this wedding ceremony
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Playing angry birds 2 at full volume during this wedding ceremony
More like YUM and coke, am i right fellas
January 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
More like YUM and coke, am i right fellas
One of the twilight movies is playing at the gym but the subtitles are the actors commentary and this is WAY BETTER
December 14, 2024 at 4:52 AM
One of the twilight movies is playing at the gym but the subtitles are the actors commentary and this is WAY BETTER