whenever i see something going wrong in the world i like to make a little donation to lawyers. just a little something to help them out.
There has never been anyone worse at social media in the history of social media. Each successive post he makes about every mess he’s gotten himself into makes that mess worse.
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
whenever i see something going wrong in the world i like to make a little donation to lawyers. just a little something to help them out.
ive often stepped in the same river two, three, or even four times. i dont understand whats so difficult for all of you
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
ive often stepped in the same river two, three, or even four times. i dont understand whats so difficult for all of you
"you guys dont understand! i got a vibe about some people and now need to pin it on them with zero transparency!!!"
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 AM
"you guys dont understand! i got a vibe about some people and now need to pin it on them with zero transparency!!!"
no but im considering it now
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
no but im considering it now
it's also a film about how dreads can unlock your true power as a wise cracking white boy
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it's also a film about how dreads can unlock your true power as a wise cracking white boy
avatar 3 is a powerful film about what it's like to have two dads
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
avatar 3 is a powerful film about what it's like to have two dads
your boys took a hell of a beating!
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
your boys took a hell of a beating!
to be clear i already knew magic wasnt real. you know what i meant
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
to be clear i already knew magic wasnt real. you know what i meant
one thing you have to respect about traitors is that it has systematically destroyed the mystique of every profession. barristers, detectives, magicians, all frauds
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
one thing you have to respect about traitors is that it has systematically destroyed the mystique of every profession. barristers, detectives, magicians, all frauds
wonder if the met police pr team are having a conversation about her methods and performance. i hope so.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
wonder if the met police pr team are having a conversation about her methods and performance. i hope so.
no but seriously jan she's a delightful lady. pass on our best wishes, we had a lovely time
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
no but seriously jan she's a delightful lady. pass on our best wishes, we had a lovely time
ah that's so nice. she got me everything i wanted in ann summers so it's good she got something as well
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ah that's so nice. she got me everything i wanted in ann summers so it's good she got something as well
yeah i kind of handed her over to you for the rest of the afternoon. lovely day all round
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
yeah i kind of handed her over to you for the rest of the afternoon. lovely day all round
ah interesting, she also took me shopping
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
ah interesting, she also took me shopping
jonathan ross??
people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
jonathan ross??
days like this i miss proper twitter so bad
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
days like this i miss proper twitter so bad
absolutely liquid traitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
absolutely liquid traitors
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they got the soft left on here criticising US foreign policy now. that's how you know they fucked up
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
they got the soft left on here criticising US foreign policy now. that's how you know they fucked up
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“yeah but maduro is bad” takes are mad from people old enough to remember the iraq war. saddam hussein was also a little bit problematic
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
“yeah but maduro is bad” takes are mad from people old enough to remember the iraq war. saddam hussein was also a little bit problematic
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
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worlds strongest man. they can lift up stones and barrels and weights. but in my opinion the strongest men are those who lift up women
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
worlds strongest man. they can lift up stones and barrels and weights. but in my opinion the strongest men are those who lift up women
the holidays got me like
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the holidays got me like
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The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public
wishing a heartfelt merry christmas to the sainsburys self checkout machine
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
wishing a heartfelt merry christmas to the sainsburys self checkout machine