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just idling insignificantly
one explanation for recent sporting and political events is that zohran mamdani has obtained access to a genie
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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This year I'm again giving thanks for the Internet, which both introduced me to new friends + destroyed society
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
in my view all punks are daft
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
residents of perth should secure their homes and belongings. tens of thousands of extremely rattled english people now have no plans for the next few days and no where else to be
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
cam green almost doing the thing on stickcricket where you just dont play a bouncer
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the way english people talk about cricket makes me sick. incapable of having a laugh
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
english batters trying yet again to lift a short ball over a packed leg side
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
no obvious fingerprints except the weird mix of em dash and hyphen, but im getting lowkey chatgpt vibes from this
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
in what world is that great news, let alone something worth messaging me about
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
as an empath im sensing that you want to overtake even though there is no safe way for me to change lanes and let you pass
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Bach was in many ways the Aphex Twin of his time, and his laptop was the Piano Forte..
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you just missed my nonbinary roommates, Bean and Gone
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
yep that’s what telescopes are for 💯🎯
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
zips are so good, they really killed it with that invention
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
as an empath, i can’t enjoy a concert when i can see that a performer’s in-ear monitors aren’t working
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
this starbucks in lebanon is doing such a great job apart from the toilet
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
AI will not get a bailout. it is neither essential to the functioning of the wider economy nor a major employer, which is why banks and auto manufacturers were bailed out respectively
I do really think these folks are underestimating how bad the AI backlash can get if the industry needs a bailout

people are still furious about the 2008 bailout and that was almost two decades ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
you just saw a shooting star? alec baldwin???
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
for sale: hair loss treatment, still bald
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
tonights the night we find out if fire works
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM