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just idling insignificantly
english batters trying yet again to lift a short ball over a packed leg side
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
no obvious fingerprints except the weird mix of em dash and hyphen, but im getting lowkey chatgpt vibes from this
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
in what world is that great news, let alone something worth messaging me about
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
yep that’s what telescopes are for 💯🎯
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this starbucks in lebanon is doing such a great job apart from the toilet
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
for sale: hair loss treatment, still bald
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“been previously let down” oh i bet
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
for sale: engagement ring, [price drop]
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
this guy’s full name was Clippit. were we all aware of this? i wasnt
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
October 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
why have you photographed it like that
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
they’ve narrowed it down to a Mikkelsen brother
September 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
whats the guy from Mean Girls doing at bristol city v oxford united
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’ve always been, by my own judgement, an exceptionally fluent writer.
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
these are surely headphones that you could only have “in”
September 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
ah that’s good stuff
August 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BAND: thank you for being one of our top fans on spotify! we want to give you exclusive access to tickets and meet and greets for our tour!!

ME:
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this kind of guy is in charge of all public policy in the US now 👍
April 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
reading the messages from the cave man driving the train
March 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
sad how at home i look in the cuckstoel
March 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I am really enjoying the train. #train
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
potentially true but really a very hard to test hypothesis tim
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
can confirm it’s broadly as advertised
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM