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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Incredible pairing. Beautiful news.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Incredible pairing. Beautiful news.
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what investigators are calling a gangnam-style execution
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
what investigators are calling a gangnam-style execution
lost and forgotten :(
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
lost and forgotten :(
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We pay for the government. Every time they're evil or callous, that's your money going to fuck with people.
I don't want them to be careful or slow or cowardly, I want them to sell tickets to the trials.
I don't want them to be careful or slow or cowardly, I want them to sell tickets to the trials.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We pay for the government. Every time they're evil or callous, that's your money going to fuck with people.
I don't want them to be careful or slow or cowardly, I want them to sell tickets to the trials.
I don't want them to be careful or slow or cowardly, I want them to sell tickets to the trials.
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Tim Kaine is a Tim pain in my ass
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tim Kaine is a Tim pain in my ass
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Nov 10th - Sarah Connor recorded a message for her unborn son, John Connor.
📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)
📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Nov 10th - Sarah Connor recorded a message for her unborn son, John Connor.
📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)
📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)
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8 Dem Senators last night
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
8 Dem Senators last night
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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i'm not gonna let this drag me into the hell of despair, i am gonna yell at every dem sen i can. i am gonna continue to help my community where i can. & i am gonna—as i have been doing for probably ten years now—throw as much hate as i possibly can in the direction chuck schumer, that punk ass bitch
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i'm not gonna let this drag me into the hell of despair, i am gonna yell at every dem sen i can. i am gonna continue to help my community where i can. & i am gonna—as i have been doing for probably ten years now—throw as much hate as i possibly can in the direction chuck schumer, that punk ass bitch
God fucking dammit
Every year I’m not ready for it
Every year I’m not ready for it
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
God fucking dammit
Every year I’m not ready for it
Every year I’m not ready for it
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
Eastern Condors | Priscilla Page
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November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
Rewatched Carol Burnett’s last scene on Better Call Saul and started tearing up at how much she kills her final line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Rewatched Carol Burnett’s last scene on Better Call Saul and started tearing up at how much she kills her final line.
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Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheri Oteri law. Everyone in NYC will now have to dress like this:
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
happy to have this on my wall more than ever, when we don't get the sun anymore.
gonna be a long four months.
gonna be a long four months.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
happy to have this on my wall more than ever, when we don't get the sun anymore.
gonna be a long four months.
gonna be a long four months.
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last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
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Nov 9th - Sarah Wilder, at her half-sisters wedding, found herself stuck in a timeloop with Nyles, another wedding guest. Nyles was already stuck in the timeloop, and had been for some time.
📽️📅 Palm Springs (2020)
📽️📅 Palm Springs (2020)
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nov 9th - Sarah Wilder, at her half-sisters wedding, found herself stuck in a timeloop with Nyles, another wedding guest. Nyles was already stuck in the timeloop, and had been for some time.
📽️📅 Palm Springs (2020)
📽️📅 Palm Springs (2020)