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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the dead mom ai could never capture my mother’s emotional unpredictability and ideological inconsistency
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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I'd be more forgiving of someone practicing literal necromancy than this.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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lobbing a live grenade into my grandpas room as an enrichment activity
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
i feel like i’d be really good at being a bot
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Ice cream is a stew.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
panic! in the cracker barrel bathroom
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
i’m not too good to get all syrupy in a cracker barrel
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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*seductively brushes the cookie crumbs out of my beard* Heyyyy

-me, flirting
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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<LEANS IN TO MIC>

GWRDRFRDDRSHRRBR SHRRBRDRRCHRBRSHRBRFLRBRGH

<LEANS AWAY FROM MIC, ADJUSTS BASS>
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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sorry i didnt find your joke funny, i recently found out how to see through the threads that bind us to this world so i've just got a lot on my mind
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🙂‍↕️

what a smug fuckin emoji
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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my fucks were all lost at sea, sadly
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
four of you are pretty cool
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
the dark knight returns (not rises) really hates protesting, the government, psychiatrists, rehabilitation, weed, and in general a lot of shit? i’m not convinced what it actually likes. maybe batman? maybe.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
watching the dark knight returns 2
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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DEAD EAT
DON'T DOVE INSIDE
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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or is the piss tank 50% empty??
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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if you wanna find out who youre fake frinds are tellum to clean there room and see what happens
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You'll never guess what this is in response to.
I tell you what. I’ll listen to what you say when you put your name and photo out there like I do.

Deal?
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i accidentally hit next on youtube and Munchies, a 1987 Gremlins knockoff, popped up? guess i’m watching this now. they just found the munchie
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
honestly technorcism isn’t that hard of a job; training was just an exam over the printer scene from office space
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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i just got followed by a followerbacker with a verified checkmark that has a podcast (derogatory)
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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IT, IS TIME‼️
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM