wormgeoff
@bumblebeetles.bsky.social
the cryptid of the forbidden forest
some of you frighten me in a conceptual way (complimentary)
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
some of you frighten me in a conceptual way (complimentary)
too many white claws and too much peanut butter the last few days. i feel like molasses inside
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
too many white claws and too much peanut butter the last few days. i feel like molasses inside
if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
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Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'10
Shoe: 13
Zodiac: 🦀
Smoke: bong emoji
Tattoos: 2 but i want so many more
Piercings: god i wish
Fav Drinks: water but im addicted to diet coke :(
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Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'10
Shoe: 13
Zodiac: 🦀
Smoke: bong emoji
Tattoos: 2 but i want so many more
Piercings: god i wish
Fav Drinks: water but im addicted to diet coke :(
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'10
Shoe: 13
Zodiac: 🦀
Smoke: bong emoji
Tattoos: 2 but i want so many more
Piercings: god i wish
Fav Drinks: water but im addicted to diet coke :(
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5'10
Shoe: 13
Zodiac: 🦀
Smoke: bong emoji
Tattoos: 2 but i want so many more
Piercings: god i wish
Fav Drinks: water but im addicted to diet coke :(
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dont have the energy + im evil
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
dont have the energy + im evil
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jump cut to them fucking
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
jump cut to them fucking
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Oh boy are we getting another round of "everyone in the south is a piece of shit unlike us enlightened people in blue states up north"
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh boy are we getting another round of "everyone in the south is a piece of shit unlike us enlightened people in blue states up north"
there’s a drama crashout and then there’s whatever people have been doing lately on here which seems like rage drugs
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
there’s a drama crashout and then there’s whatever people have been doing lately on here which seems like rage drugs
ideological diversity is good. that’s why i leave my door unlocked at night, im not willing to say “no this is only for me and people i want here”
that’s unhinged. an echo chamber
that’s unhinged. an echo chamber
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ideological diversity is good. that’s why i leave my door unlocked at night, im not willing to say “no this is only for me and people i want here”
that’s unhinged. an echo chamber
that’s unhinged. an echo chamber
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hey buddy[derogatory], this u
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hey buddy[derogatory], this u
flautas last night 🤤
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
flautas last night 🤤
the key to lying well is to believe your own lies while you’re telling them. you have to be the first fool
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the key to lying well is to believe your own lies while you’re telling them. you have to be the first fool
are things occurring still?
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
are things occurring still?
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create a guy in your mind
now throw that guy in the trash in your mind and create another guy
that other guy you just created? throw him in the mind trash. create another guy
new guy? you guessed it. trash
keep creating mind guys and throwing them in your mind trash until you feel better
now throw that guy in the trash in your mind and create another guy
that other guy you just created? throw him in the mind trash. create another guy
new guy? you guessed it. trash
keep creating mind guys and throwing them in your mind trash until you feel better
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
create a guy in your mind
now throw that guy in the trash in your mind and create another guy
that other guy you just created? throw him in the mind trash. create another guy
new guy? you guessed it. trash
keep creating mind guys and throwing them in your mind trash until you feel better
now throw that guy in the trash in your mind and create another guy
that other guy you just created? throw him in the mind trash. create another guy
new guy? you guessed it. trash
keep creating mind guys and throwing them in your mind trash until you feel better
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i have ImPosters Syndrome; yeahhhh i’m poster. there’s no cure.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have ImPosters Syndrome; yeahhhh i’m poster. there’s no cure.
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(On weekends I have a little engagement bait as a treat)
Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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Hey you guys this is fun! Copy paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😃 (examples are below)
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November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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can you imagine the shame homeschoolers feel the first time they say pedometer to someone
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
can you imagine the shame homeschoolers feel the first time they say pedometer to someone
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This post is still making me laugh 15 hours later. It's all so absurd.
“do we get plant diseases”
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This post is still making me laugh 15 hours later. It's all so absurd.
i cleanse my system of unwanted organisms with scalding hot “soup” every morning. not a damn thing other than my bones survive
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i cleanse my system of unwanted organisms with scalding hot “soup” every morning. not a damn thing other than my bones survive
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if i ever reply to you just know that means i saw replying to you being worth overcoming immense digital anxiety. and if i successfully riff i would die for you. i would be your city gates or some shit
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if i ever reply to you just know that means i saw replying to you being worth overcoming immense digital anxiety. and if i successfully riff i would die for you. i would be your city gates or some shit
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"i love that u remember everything i tell u" well how else would i be able to manipulate u
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"i love that u remember everything i tell u" well how else would i be able to manipulate u
i never really got along with other men irl until i tried grindr. then i REALLY didn’t get along with other men
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i never really got along with other men irl until i tried grindr. then i REALLY didn’t get along with other men
i will always cry for the sky king
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i will always cry for the sky king
i only save posts if i know the person will go WHO THE FUCK SAVED THIS LMAO
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i only save posts if i know the person will go WHO THE FUCK SAVED THIS LMAO