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builttoshill.bsky.social
Built to Shill
@builttoshill.bsky.social
Republican-registered Socialist in a very red state and I vote.
an acceptable loss to kill one of four drones maybe
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Hey, is there a word for a mass death event by fire? I feel like that might be relevant.
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Yeah there's one specific word.
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"I can smell a pig from a mile away"...and thank them for their service.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
woke up feeling pixelated, many such cases
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"How can this truly be a meritocracy if someone other than me has succeeded?" I ask with no self-reflection.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
But thank you!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Nope, mom went home!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Do you have any recommendations on where to start if my deadbeat Quebecoise dad ducked my birth certificate in the 80s and is afraid my attempts to establish paternity are an extreme long con for back child support?
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Prass with sass
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Excuse me, those are the people the law protects but does not bind.
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'd be afraid of the dog peeing on a grave and then I have a ghost
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I definitely traded a KGB border guard his hat for my kevlar but that's probably more of a CBP analog
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
They turned from the light when they stopped giving out March Madness mini-basketballs imo. That this coincided with me being 9 is entirely coincidental.
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Can't they just do that now though?
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
RIP DEES
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I'm glad Latuff is still out there working hard.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
North Dakota is neither Mountain or West. Talk amongst yourselves.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I liked the trend of forwarding the correspondence to the sender's mother
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Can I buy an apartment from the estate then?
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
We don't allow businesses to undercut the competition at a loss unless they're good American companies like Walmart.
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
But with a face turn at terminal velocity
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
If I had been smarter, I would have joined the Fed Soc in law school and cosplayed a ghoul while partaking in right wing welfare all the way to the bench.
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Synthesis:
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Brb, filing a public records request with my local PD
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM