JulieBuellie
@buellie1208.bsky.social
Reader of many books. Drinker of many wines. Owner of zero ponies. She/her. Philly.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
"Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?"
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?"
His core traits are grifting, groping, and starfucking.
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
His core traits are grifting, groping, and starfucking.
While watching Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes, I kept whispering to my husband "...she's 13. They're talking about a 13 year-old."
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
While watching Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes, I kept whispering to my husband "...she's 13. They're talking about a 13 year-old."
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And if you're one of the twos of folks who then wondered, Well, what would your Top 25 all-time Hallmark holiday movies be? Well, here you go
A little off the cuff, so subject to some shifting, but feel like this pretty accurately reflects the ones that stuck with me
letterboxd.com/sleepykittyp...
A little off the cuff, so subject to some shifting, but feel like this pretty accurately reflects the ones that stuck with me
letterboxd.com/sleepykittyp...
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And if you're one of the twos of folks who then wondered, Well, what would your Top 25 all-time Hallmark holiday movies be? Well, here you go
A little off the cuff, so subject to some shifting, but feel like this pretty accurately reflects the ones that stuck with me
letterboxd.com/sleepykittyp...
A little off the cuff, so subject to some shifting, but feel like this pretty accurately reflects the ones that stuck with me
letterboxd.com/sleepykittyp...
"Male loneliness epidemic" strikes again.
Also, congrats to Juliet!
Also, congrats to Juliet!
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Male loneliness epidemic" strikes again.
Also, congrats to Juliet!
Also, congrats to Juliet!
“Epstein was no friend of mine, and I never drew us becoming knights and competing at a joust for the virginity of a 13-year-old Eleanor of Aquitaine”
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Epstein was no friend of mine, and I never drew us becoming knights and competing at a joust for the virginity of a 13-year-old Eleanor of Aquitaine”
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
No wonder I'm so tired, I thought it was perimenopause.
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No wonder I'm so tired, I thought it was perimenopause.
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Newsmax made sure to superimpose images of 9/11 with their coverage of Mamdani's win, in case anyone wanted a whiff of the odious today.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Newsmax made sure to superimpose images of 9/11 with their coverage of Mamdani's win, in case anyone wanted a whiff of the odious today.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
I honk laughed when he said that.
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I honk laughed when he said that.
Legit can't stop laughing at this ad I saw watching the funeral at Newsmax. Go PA, go NJ, go VA, go Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Legit can't stop laughing at this ad I saw watching the funeral at Newsmax. Go PA, go NJ, go VA, go Mamdani.
We did it, happy fuck Republicans day to all who celebrate.
BREAKING: Pennsylvania voters approve to retain three state Supreme Court justices, NBC News projects, preserving Democrats’ 5-2 majority on the state’s high court.
Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority
NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.
nbcnews.to
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We did it, happy fuck Republicans day to all who celebrate.
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
Just a reminder that Debra Messing is a racist freak.
The funniest thing in the world is someone posting something egregiously fake followed by “let that sink in.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just a reminder that Debra Messing is a racist freak.
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
Pierre Robert, Philly legend. One of the best names and faces to ever do it. Suck a dick, current timeline.
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Pierre Robert, Philly legend. One of the best names and faces to ever do it. Suck a dick, current timeline.
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Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
Poltergeist
Nope
The Descent
Halloween
Nope
The Descent
Halloween
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Shining
The Seventh Victim
Alien
Onibaba
The Shining
The Seventh Victim
Alien
Onibaba
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Alien
The Thing
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (‘78)
Cure
Alien
The Thing
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (‘78)
Cure
October 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Poltergeist
Nope
The Descent
Halloween
Nope
The Descent
Halloween
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this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard