@bstrang.bsky.social
He/Him.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
If a bee gives a flower an infection, is that considered an STD?
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If a bee gives a flower an infection, is that considered an STD?
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CATURDAY: The long-term effects of declawing reveal a truth ignored too often: convenience for humans comes at the expense of feline comfort, health, and natural movement, leaving cats to bear silent suffering for life.
Declawing Cats Causes Lasting Neurophysiological Harm - Profolus
Declawing cats is an inhumane procedure with enduring consequences.
www.profolus.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
CATURDAY: The long-term effects of declawing reveal a truth ignored too often: convenience for humans comes at the expense of feline comfort, health, and natural movement, leaving cats to bear silent suffering for life.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Stage manager just called places. I'm gonna go get in costume now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Stage manager just called places. I'm gonna go get in costume now.
Costar: Is the whole audience here?
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Costar: Is the whole audience here?
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
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Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it. n.pr/3Kf6Ly2
Recalled baby formula linked to a botulism outbreak may still be in some stores
A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it. n.pr/3Kf6Ly2
Let's just take a minute to appreciate the sexual imagery of putting gas in your car... Or not.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let's just take a minute to appreciate the sexual imagery of putting gas in your car... Or not.
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Dear cell phone,
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dear cell phone,
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
Halloween has better beer than Christmas.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Halloween has better beer than Christmas.
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Somewhere, unbidden, the nonsense name "Gingoskophot" burst into my head. Could not for the life of me recall where I remembered it from. Turns out it was Tales of the Blode episode 4 by @rathergood.bsky.social, which, on reflection, makes a lot of sense.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Somewhere, unbidden, the nonsense name "Gingoskophot" burst into my head. Could not for the life of me recall where I remembered it from. Turns out it was Tales of the Blode episode 4 by @rathergood.bsky.social, which, on reflection, makes a lot of sense.
Don't be a chicken. Be an egg.
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Don't be a chicken. Be an egg.
If you've got an IPA but you're feeling impatient, you can bypass digestion and liver filtration by skipping straight to flushing it down the toilet.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you've got an IPA but you're feeling impatient, you can bypass digestion and liver filtration by skipping straight to flushing it down the toilet.
You sick, sadistic bastard, get well soon and good luck finding a masochistic partner and your dad.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You sick, sadistic bastard, get well soon and good luck finding a masochistic partner and your dad.
Arson, Lace, and Old Nick.
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Arson, Lace, and Old Nick.
BitCh with a capital C!
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
BitCh with a capital C!
Space-Time Terminum sounds like a cool band name.
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Space-Time Terminum sounds like a cool band name.
When you mix a linguist and a computer nerd, you get someone who's mad at hexadecimal for mixing Arabic and Latin characters.
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When you mix a linguist and a computer nerd, you get someone who's mad at hexadecimal for mixing Arabic and Latin characters.
Trump may have done to the combover what Hitler did to the toothbrush mustache, but spraytans were always shit.
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Trump may have done to the combover what Hitler did to the toothbrush mustache, but spraytans were always shit.
Oh no! Not a fettuccine outbreak!
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh no! Not a fettuccine outbreak!
Pinky: Oi, gee! What are we gonna do tonight?
Dexys Midnight Runners: ...
Dexys Midnight Runners: ...
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Pinky: Oi, gee! What are we gonna do tonight?
Dexys Midnight Runners: ...
Dexys Midnight Runners: ...
I could use some of that when I go on the forklift at work.
Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/
September 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I could use some of that when I go on the forklift at work.
"Three Bones for Cerberus" would be a pretty cool band name.
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Three Bones for Cerberus" would be a pretty cool band name.