@bstrang.bsky.social
He/Him.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
"But you cannot have sex with cake."
~Fez
~Fez
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"But you cannot have sex with cake."
~Fez
~Fez
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
Power-bottom snowman!
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Power-bottom snowman!
This is why there should be an upper age limit on elected office.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is why there should be an upper age limit on elected office.
Guess that means we have to get all the Americans out, since they're from an impoverished country.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Guess that means we have to get all the Americans out, since they're from an impoverished country.
He was a career politician who served the corporations over the people. The two parties are like choosing between gonorrhea and chlamydia.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He was a career politician who served the corporations over the people. The two parties are like choosing between gonorrhea and chlamydia.
I'd rather wait 45 min on hold than be bounced from robot menu to robot menu - none of which has the option I'm looking for - for 15.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'd rather wait 45 min on hold than be bounced from robot menu to robot menu - none of which has the option I'm looking for - for 15.
Is it bad that I read "Ab" as "A-flat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is it bad that I read "Ab" as "A-flat."
*Fled the genocide.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*Fled the genocide.
Sounds like a fun time to me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sounds like a fun time to me.
On the upside, the next day, Doctor Who debuted on BBC.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
On the upside, the next day, Doctor Who debuted on BBC.
Ed... wardibles.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ed... wardibles.
Gestapo officers are criminals.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gestapo officers are criminals.
I about shit myself reading this!
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I about shit myself reading this!
It used to be The Hickory, but now it's a Drug Mart.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It used to be The Hickory, but now it's a Drug Mart.
Keep practicing, and soon you'll be better at measuring dicks.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Keep practicing, and soon you'll be better at measuring dicks.