Bryan Eagle
@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics
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In hindsight, I see why my wife, Caroline, was not happy with my singing along to OutKast’s “Roses” while making dinner last night
Had a fun little comic read last night with Uncanny X-Men #275 and X-Men #1. What can I say? I’m a 90s kid so I love Jim Lee’s X-Men art
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Had a fun little comic read last night with Uncanny X-Men #275 and X-Men #1. What can I say? I’m a 90s kid so I love Jim Lee’s X-Men art
Misheard the lyrics to a song in the radio, swore the singer said “Alloysious Dopamine” and now that’s my new rich person alias
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Misheard the lyrics to a song in the radio, swore the singer said “Alloysious Dopamine” and now that’s my new rich person alias
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a) wow it's a while since I've heard a full on protest song, good work
b) you do have to wonder if "Bruce Springsteen wrote a song calling you, personally, a twat" might get through to ICE lackeys and Trump cultists where other stuff doesn't.
b) you do have to wonder if "Bruce Springsteen wrote a song calling you, personally, a twat" might get through to ICE lackeys and Trump cultists where other stuff doesn't.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
a) wow it's a while since I've heard a full on protest song, good work
b) you do have to wonder if "Bruce Springsteen wrote a song calling you, personally, a twat" might get through to ICE lackeys and Trump cultists where other stuff doesn't.
b) you do have to wonder if "Bruce Springsteen wrote a song calling you, personally, a twat" might get through to ICE lackeys and Trump cultists where other stuff doesn't.
I’m not gonna say “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” but I will say “watching the enemy of my enemy kick my enemy in the nuts is a hoot”
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I’m not gonna say “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” but I will say “watching the enemy of my enemy kick my enemy in the nuts is a hoot”
Prediction: the admin wants to bring ICE to “arrest” (aka kidnap) other country’s athletes who might have expired US visas (or some other made up crime) in the hopes of making it easier for the US to win medals. If you think that’s too absurd…. **gestures broadly**
US sending ICE unit to Winter Olympics for security, prompting concern and confusion in Italy trib.al/R6tJIK7
US sending ICE unit to Winter Olympics for security, prompting concern and confusion in Italy
The ICE agents deployed to Italy will have a different role from the one seen in immigration crackdowns in the U.S., per officials.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Prediction: the admin wants to bring ICE to “arrest” (aka kidnap) other country’s athletes who might have expired US visas (or some other made up crime) in the hopes of making it easier for the US to win medals. If you think that’s too absurd…. **gestures broadly**
100% convinced anyone who puts money in a Trump Account will never see that money again. One way or another they will be screwed out of that money. It’s a literal con-artist asking to hold your money for you. Fuck no
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
100% convinced anyone who puts money in a Trump Account will never see that money again. One way or another they will be screwed out of that money. It’s a literal con-artist asking to hold your money for you. Fuck no
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Melania hasn't sold a single ticket at all in Boston. This movie was an obvious bribe by Bezos and Amazon.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Melania hasn't sold a single ticket at all in Boston. This movie was an obvious bribe by Bezos and Amazon.
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“Homeland” sounded fascist in 2001 and it turned out to be just that
January 27, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“Homeland” sounded fascist in 2001 and it turned out to be just that
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They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
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You gotta figure Scrappy-Doo went alt-right
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You gotta figure Scrappy-Doo went alt-right
Tried to say “Crank Yankers” (idk why I’m a 90s kid) and it came out “Yank Crankers” which sounds like a British insult for someone who jacks off American tourists behind the pub
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Tried to say “Crank Yankers” (idk why I’m a 90s kid) and it came out “Yank Crankers” which sounds like a British insult for someone who jacks off American tourists behind the pub
Just finished “There Is No Antimemetics Division” by Qntm, currently reading “The Dead Take the A Train” by Cassandra Khaw & Richard Kadrey
what are we reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaading?
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Just finished “There Is No Antimemetics Division” by Qntm, currently reading “The Dead Take the A Train” by Cassandra Khaw & Richard Kadrey
I love Kelly Marie Tran and am STILL mad that Disney did her dirty on Star Wars.
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I love Kelly Marie Tran and am STILL mad that Disney did her dirty on Star Wars.
I’m such a cinephile, when the doctor showed me the video from colonoscopy I criticized his cinematography
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I’m such a cinephile, when the doctor showed me the video from colonoscopy I criticized his cinematography
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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I have been of the opinion for about five years now that we are all mostly clinging to the *idea* of social media. But that it has not existed, as we mean it, since Jack sold Twitter. The minute capital lined up to fold social media into its technocratic political consolidation, it stopped existing.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I have been of the opinion for about five years now that we are all mostly clinging to the *idea* of social media. But that it has not existed, as we mean it, since Jack sold Twitter. The minute capital lined up to fold social media into its technocratic political consolidation, it stopped existing.
Apparently I really embarrassed my wife when coming out of anesthesia post-surgery. While she was in the room I kept asking the nurse when my restrictions would be lifted & it was safe to resume the strenuous activity of sex, then I would forget I asked and ask again.
I recall none of this.
I recall none of this.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Apparently I really embarrassed my wife when coming out of anesthesia post-surgery. While she was in the room I kept asking the nurse when my restrictions would be lifted & it was safe to resume the strenuous activity of sex, then I would forget I asked and ask again.
I recall none of this.
I recall none of this.
If you can’t handle me at my best, then I’m gonna hit you with my worst. Bet my best looks a helluva lot easier now, doesn’t it?
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
If you can’t handle me at my best, then I’m gonna hit you with my worst. Bet my best looks a helluva lot easier now, doesn’t it?
Remember, cunts:
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Remember, cunts:
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Abolish ICE says the most popular Dem in the party. The most popular politician of the moment. The guy who got 50% of the insane melting pot known as NYC to vote for him. Maybe he's got the right instincts? Who can say
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Abolish ICE says the most popular Dem in the party. The most popular politician of the moment. The guy who got 50% of the insane melting pot known as NYC to vote for him. Maybe he's got the right instincts? Who can say
Reminder there are ultimately 10 Basic X-Men plots:
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Reminder there are ultimately 10 Basic X-Men plots:
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Cool now make him appear before Congress daily before charging him with crimes
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Cool now make him appear before Congress daily before charging him with crimes
OMG there’s an app in the App Store to “help” people “not nut” and I can’t get past “No Nut AI.” 😂 Are we really outsourcing our shame over masturbation to a machine now? We can’t even think of baseball ourselves, we have to ask the AI to do it for us?
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
OMG there’s an app in the App Store to “help” people “not nut” and I can’t get past “No Nut AI.” 😂 Are we really outsourcing our shame over masturbation to a machine now? We can’t even think of baseball ourselves, we have to ask the AI to do it for us?
Still convinced years of making knowledgeable expert characters in films these egghead “roadblocks” in the way of Men of Action™️ who act first, think never has, intentionally or not, made the populace less friendly to expertise & more accepting of reckless impulsivity in their leadership
NEW: The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations.
“We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
By @jessecoburn.bsky.social
“We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
By @jessecoburn.bsky.social
Government by AI? Trump Administration Plans to Write Regulations Using Artificial Intelligence
The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer....
www.propublica.org
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Still convinced years of making knowledgeable expert characters in films these egghead “roadblocks” in the way of Men of Action™️ who act first, think never has, intentionally or not, made the populace less friendly to expertise & more accepting of reckless impulsivity in their leadership