Bryan Eagle
@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics
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November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I wrote this Lucy-Football-Dems joke out as a post of my own 3 hours ago. But here I find it in meme form & this posted a mere 2 hours ago. Do you know what this means?
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wrote this Lucy-Football-Dems joke out as a post of my own 3 hours ago. But here I find it in meme form & this posted a mere 2 hours ago. Do you know what this means?
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
I POSTED SO HARD A MEME BORE ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE TO CAPTURE MY GREATNESS
If I’m understanding correctly, the rational behind Senate Dems caving to Republicans demands was “Well Lucy promised she wouldn’t pull the football away THIS time”
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If I’m understanding correctly, the rational behind Senate Dems caving to Republicans demands was “Well Lucy promised she wouldn’t pull the football away THIS time”
The problem with the proliferation of social media making people perform for posts is that people now think everything is a performance & nothing is sincere. I’m not reading a book because of how I think it makes you think of me. I’m reading a book because I like how the prose tickles my brain
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The problem with the proliferation of social media making people perform for posts is that people now think everything is a performance & nothing is sincere. I’m not reading a book because of how I think it makes you think of me. I’m reading a book because I like how the prose tickles my brain
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I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
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A lot of yall think that we can just vote our way back to pre Nov 2016, and we are so far gone beyond that point...
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A lot of yall think that we can just vote our way back to pre Nov 2016, and we are so far gone beyond that point...
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
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Every day they tell the world how scared they are of dying, of fading into the darkness which inevitably consumes all of us
They think they are Colossi straddling the world, but really, they are sad little boys whistling in the dark, self-radicalizing in group chats, and shitting bricks about aging
They think they are Colossi straddling the world, but really, they are sad little boys whistling in the dark, self-radicalizing in group chats, and shitting bricks about aging
A 450-foot Prometheus. A 500-foot George Washington. Tech investors are racing to build colossal monuments celebrating Western power.
America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues
With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.
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November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Every day they tell the world how scared they are of dying, of fading into the darkness which inevitably consumes all of us
They think they are Colossi straddling the world, but really, they are sad little boys whistling in the dark, self-radicalizing in group chats, and shitting bricks about aging
They think they are Colossi straddling the world, but really, they are sad little boys whistling in the dark, self-radicalizing in group chats, and shitting bricks about aging
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There is Wife Guy and then there is Mr. Freeze.
October 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
There is Wife Guy and then there is Mr. Freeze.
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This would be the plot of a song featuring Bruce Springsteen and Pusha T.
Drive south on the NJ turnpike with a trunk full of cocaine.
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This would be the plot of a song featuring Bruce Springsteen and Pusha T.
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We sent the presidencies of Harding and Nixon straight to hell for a fraction of the corruption that happens every hour of every day on camera in this regime
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
We sent the presidencies of Harding and Nixon straight to hell for a fraction of the corruption that happens every hour of every day on camera in this regime
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
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Alan Moore was so fucking right about superheroes and fascism 39 years ago when Watchmen was first published
Border Patrol's Greg Bovino just posted a new Batman-themed propaganda video to social media
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Alan Moore was so fucking right about superheroes and fascism 39 years ago when Watchmen was first published
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Did Donald Trump raid the 6 billion dollar contingency fund for SNAP? Because suing for the right to starve people is beyond the pale
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Did Donald Trump raid the 6 billion dollar contingency fund for SNAP? Because suing for the right to starve people is beyond the pale
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
“Conservative feminism” is when she no longer feels Christian sex-shame about the fake orgasms with her husband, just the real ones she gives herself with the vibrator she bought from her personal bank account he doesn’t need to know about
TF is “conservative feminism?”
Seriously?
Seriously?
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Conservative feminism” is when she no longer feels Christian sex-shame about the fake orgasms with her husband, just the real ones she gives herself with the vibrator she bought from her personal bank account he doesn’t need to know about
I truly believe Trump being his own parody broke something in us. “Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny. Chaos in the midst of order is” - Steve Martin. Trump is chaos, so any parody is just more chaos, a piling on of dogshit that illicits a strained laugh because we don’t know how else to react
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I truly believe Trump being his own parody broke something in us. “Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny. Chaos in the midst of order is” - Steve Martin. Trump is chaos, so any parody is just more chaos, a piling on of dogshit that illicits a strained laugh because we don’t know how else to react
Tapping the sign 👇
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tapping the sign 👇
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gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
As someone raised in the church, with 13 years of Catholic school, I can tell you this much: Vance’s utter lack of guilt or shame at being admonished by the Pope shows he doesn’t actually have an internalized Catholic faith. That shit would CRUSH anyone raised Catholic. They’d STFU fast
Vance and other converts will wanna op-ed page the Holy Father, thereby demonstrating that they don't actually get how to be a Catholic; f you can't hold your tongue when you don't agree with the Holy Father then you're play-acting at being Catholic. He's the boss, not you. That's the structure
Oh — the situation has escalated.
Pope Leo has spoken out: says "spiritual rights" of detainees should be respected and calls on the "authorities" to allow "pastoral workers" in.
"Jesus says very clearly … we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=taCi...
Pope Leo has spoken out: says "spiritual rights" of detainees should be respected and calls on the "authorities" to allow "pastoral workers" in.
"Jesus says very clearly … we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=taCi...
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As someone raised in the church, with 13 years of Catholic school, I can tell you this much: Vance’s utter lack of guilt or shame at being admonished by the Pope shows he doesn’t actually have an internalized Catholic faith. That shit would CRUSH anyone raised Catholic. They’d STFU fast