Bryan Eagle
@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics
Tapping the sign 👇
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tapping the sign 👇
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
Just two news articles in saw back-to-back on my feed… this is all one big racket to fill his wallet and feed his ego
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just two news articles in saw back-to-back on my feed… this is all one big racket to fill his wallet and feed his ego
My wife. Got me. A GALACTUS FIGURE FOR MY COLLECTION. For my 40th birthday. My Fantastic Four collection is complete. I love her! 🥰
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My wife. Got me. A GALACTUS FIGURE FOR MY COLLECTION. For my 40th birthday. My Fantastic Four collection is complete. I love her! 🥰
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
Another “preserving physical media (kinda)” victory: found myself The Mummy Deluxe 2-Disc Edition soundtrack, with all the music from the film for me to enjoy!
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Another “preserving physical media (kinda)” victory: found myself The Mummy Deluxe 2-Disc Edition soundtrack, with all the music from the film for me to enjoy!
Define “Perfect Ending”?
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Define “Perfect Ending”?
My god the TRON Legacy soundtrack is outstanding. As @thescarby.bsky.social noted once, it’s perfect for night driving
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My god the TRON Legacy soundtrack is outstanding. As @thescarby.bsky.social noted once, it’s perfect for night driving
Antifa terrorists:
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Antifa terrorists:
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Oh, the media: when Senate Democrats demand answers it’s “brazen breach of protocol” but when Trump does something illegal it’s “pushing the boundaries of the presidency.”
The media double standard is wild.
The media double standard is wild.
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh, the media: when Senate Democrats demand answers it’s “brazen breach of protocol” but when Trump does something illegal it’s “pushing the boundaries of the presidency.”
The media double standard is wild.
The media double standard is wild.
I’m sorry, Lando Calrissian’s full given name is what??
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m sorry, Lando Calrissian’s full given name is what??
My tote bag doesn’t make me a performative male. Me pulling from it a copy of “Ulysses” that I hold upside down, pretending to read that way, guffawing randomly to draw attention to myself while I pull handfuls of loose popcorn from my pants pockets, all to unnerve normies in this Starbucks, does
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My tote bag doesn’t make me a performative male. Me pulling from it a copy of “Ulysses” that I hold upside down, pretending to read that way, guffawing randomly to draw attention to myself while I pull handfuls of loose popcorn from my pants pockets, all to unnerve normies in this Starbucks, does
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Finally started putting up my X-Men action figure displays in the new house!!
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Finally started putting up my X-Men action figure displays in the new house!!
Just listening to some film scores. Not for any particular reason (laughs awkwardly as face totally belies the reason)
August 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just listening to some film scores. Not for any particular reason (laughs awkwardly as face totally belies the reason)
Hey look the soundtrack to your mom just dropped
August 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey look the soundtrack to your mom just dropped
👇👇THIS is what they took from us.
To kids of the 90s, Blockbusters were our temples. There we made our blood sacrifices to the gods of popcorn cinema, a 1950s flying saucer & the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. If they were pleased they would bless us with a bountiful summer movie season
To kids of the 90s, Blockbusters were our temples. There we made our blood sacrifices to the gods of popcorn cinema, a 1950s flying saucer & the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. If they were pleased they would bless us with a bountiful summer movie season
August 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
👇👇THIS is what they took from us.
To kids of the 90s, Blockbusters were our temples. There we made our blood sacrifices to the gods of popcorn cinema, a 1950s flying saucer & the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. If they were pleased they would bless us with a bountiful summer movie season
To kids of the 90s, Blockbusters were our temples. There we made our blood sacrifices to the gods of popcorn cinema, a 1950s flying saucer & the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. If they were pleased they would bless us with a bountiful summer movie season
Ok what the actual fuck is going on over at AMC?
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ok what the actual fuck is going on over at AMC?
Oh fuck right off with this fucking shit. Absolutely the fuck not.
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh fuck right off with this fucking shit. Absolutely the fuck not.
MSNBC has a “shakeup” by firing show hosts like Joy Reid, now it rebrands with an NBC-free name & adopts a logo with a more conservative-news-friendly color palette.
Is there an English word for “this is not surprising but rather so pathetically obvious that it’s not even fun to say ‘called it’?”
Is there an English word for “this is not surprising but rather so pathetically obvious that it’s not even fun to say ‘called it’?”
August 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
MSNBC has a “shakeup” by firing show hosts like Joy Reid, now it rebrands with an NBC-free name & adopts a logo with a more conservative-news-friendly color palette.
Is there an English word for “this is not surprising but rather so pathetically obvious that it’s not even fun to say ‘called it’?”
Is there an English word for “this is not surprising but rather so pathetically obvious that it’s not even fun to say ‘called it’?”
I just now learned in Fantastic Four there’s an Interdimensional Council of Reeds and it is the partial inspiration for the Council of Ricks from Rick & Morty and I gotta say…that tracks.
August 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just now learned in Fantastic Four there’s an Interdimensional Council of Reeds and it is the partial inspiration for the Council of Ricks from Rick & Morty and I gotta say…that tracks.