Doob
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22 | what are you doing here shoo get out
I’d private this account if I could
I’d private this account if I could
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The pervasive, entrenched, and unexamined assumption that underpins huge swathes of the hobby to the effect of "nobody ever plays an RPG rules-as-written, if you do this you're a joyless deranged freak tyrant" feels very weird to me, as someone who has historically played most RPGs as-written
February 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
The pervasive, entrenched, and unexamined assumption that underpins huge swathes of the hobby to the effect of "nobody ever plays an RPG rules-as-written, if you do this you're a joyless deranged freak tyrant" feels very weird to me, as someone who has historically played most RPGs as-written
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If you're going around demanding people swear to support Gavin Newsom as the 2028 nom two years before the dem primary even spins up you're so much of a loser there really isn't any reason to even pay attention to you
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you're going around demanding people swear to support Gavin Newsom as the 2028 nom two years before the dem primary even spins up you're so much of a loser there really isn't any reason to even pay attention to you
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saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
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Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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the democrats deliberately boosted the candidacy of donald trump and ran status-quo empty suits against him and those brilliant strategies got the US two trump terms. a few oddly still have the audacity to blame the left for their lack of enthusiasm in cheering on these obviously awful plans
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
the democrats deliberately boosted the candidacy of donald trump and ran status-quo empty suits against him and those brilliant strategies got the US two trump terms. a few oddly still have the audacity to blame the left for their lack of enthusiasm in cheering on these obviously awful plans
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your notifications 3 minutes after you say you wouldn't vote for a Satan/99% Hitler ticket if they were the Dem nominees
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
your notifications 3 minutes after you say you wouldn't vote for a Satan/99% Hitler ticket if they were the Dem nominees
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listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
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Even if you and your friends had a thousand years none of you would ever create anything useful or worthwhile, even by accident.
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Even if you and your friends had a thousand years none of you would ever create anything useful or worthwhile, even by accident.
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Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.
What's the purpose of saying that there's no position so extreme that someone could lose your vote? Especially this far out? You're effectively giving possible candidates the all clear to move as far right as they'd like. This seems foolish.
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.
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TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
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artsy mouse boy
(he/him for Hitch) 🐁🏳️⚧️🖌️✨
(he/him for Hitch) 🐁🏳️⚧️🖌️✨
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
artsy mouse boy
(he/him for Hitch) 🐁🏳️⚧️🖌️✨
(he/him for Hitch) 🐁🏳️⚧️🖌️✨
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make local coop to play with wife
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
make local coop to play with wife
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Using AI to generate an Epstein Files Wikipedia to bootstrap an entire new iteration of Qanon directly into peoples' brains
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Using AI to generate an Epstein Files Wikipedia to bootstrap an entire new iteration of Qanon directly into peoples' brains
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it’s so awesome that every single republican influencer or celebrity has to go through the same “getting divorced by their wife” canon event
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
it’s so awesome that every single republican influencer or celebrity has to go through the same “getting divorced by their wife” canon event
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legendary recommended pull
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
legendary recommended pull
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i still love this meme so much because im like 80% sure whoever made it was really mad when they did but i'll never be certain because it's just unironically correct
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
i still love this meme so much because im like 80% sure whoever made it was really mad when they did but i'll never be certain because it's just unironically correct
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this
every plantation owner should have been put to death
every plantation owner should have been put to death
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this
every plantation owner should have been put to death
every plantation owner should have been put to death