Broken Brimlee 💦🥩
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42, Loser getting a divorce. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss
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The rapist formerly known as Prince.
This pic (REUTERS) of Andrew, formerly known as Prince, hiding from cameras as he exits a police station, is priceless.
February 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
Not if we bring back the guillotine
BREAKING: Americans believe Epstein files show the powerful get a pass, per Reuters
February 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Not if we bring back the guillotine
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I sexually identify as a participation trophy
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I sexually identify as a participation trophy
I just want to go home and play with my toys (not sexual)
February 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I just want to go home and play with my toys (not sexual)
Had to hack into a phone today and the passcode was set to 1234 🤦♂️
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Had to hack into a phone today and the passcode was set to 1234 🤦♂️
A divorce may be expensive but I’m saving a ton not having to waste money on Valentines Day.
a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a rock wall with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a rock wall with his hands in his pockets .
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February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
A divorce may be expensive but I’m saving a ton not having to waste money on Valentines Day.
I think I saw your Mom do this on pornhub
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I think I saw your Mom do this on pornhub
Keeping my fingernails short so I can finger bang your mom
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Keeping my fingernails short so I can finger bang your mom
My Pop Tart tasted stale, am I gonna die? If so tell my ex wife I’ll see her in hell
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
My Pop Tart tasted stale, am I gonna die? If so tell my ex wife I’ll see her in hell
Some people make me roll my eyes harder than others
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
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February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Some people make me roll my eyes harder than others
Finished a work task today that was taking months and now the relief I feel is amazing, wondering if I should buy a lottery ticket since something actually went right for me
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Finished a work task today that was taking months and now the relief I feel is amazing, wondering if I should buy a lottery ticket since something actually went right for me
Gotta love opening Bluesky and seeing a butthole. Reminds me of the good ole days of twitter
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Gotta love opening Bluesky and seeing a butthole. Reminds me of the good ole days of twitter
Ugh why do people insist on working on a Friday afternoon
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Ugh why do people insist on working on a Friday afternoon
I wonder if this would be better for me than living at my parents house
U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out https://theonion.com/u-haul-unveils-live-in-trucks-to-sleep-in-while-you-sort-some-shit-out/
February 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I wonder if this would be better for me than living at my parents house
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I’m broke; fuck off.
It should be illegal for companies to advertise to me specifically
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m broke; fuck off.
Sounds like your mom
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Sounds like your mom
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Whenever I see the 'What's up' prompt, I want to finish the sentence with 'your mom's butt'
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Whenever I see the 'What's up' prompt, I want to finish the sentence with 'your mom's butt'
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I was behind a logging truck the other day on the interstate and I didn't even change lanes. Who cares anymore
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I was behind a logging truck the other day on the interstate and I didn't even change lanes. Who cares anymore
Less “are you a robot” tests and more “are you a functional human”
a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt is looking at the camera
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt is looking at the camera
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January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Less “are you a robot” tests and more “are you a functional human”
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Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
10 minutes late to work and I was still the first person here in my department. Guess I’m not that shitty of an employee
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 PM
10 minutes late to work and I was still the first person here in my department. Guess I’m not that shitty of an employee
A year ago today my wife decided to divorce me, so yeah today is a garbage day for me
a man in a black coat is looking up and saying `` i 'm okay . ''
ALT: a man in a black coat is looking up and saying `` i 'm okay . ''
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January 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A year ago today my wife decided to divorce me, so yeah today is a garbage day for me
Micromanager who is not my boss telling everyone what their email signature should look like:
Me in IT: Yeah I’m not doing that
Me in IT: Yeah I’m not doing that
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Micromanager who is not my boss telling everyone what their email signature should look like:
Me in IT: Yeah I’m not doing that
Me in IT: Yeah I’m not doing that
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And now for a deeply unserious moment.
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
And now for a deeply unserious moment.