Broken Brimlee 💦🥩
@brokenbrimlee.bsky.social
42, Loser getting a divorce. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 2025 word of the year, Bullshit. 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss
On Sundays I wake and bake
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
On Sundays I wake and bake
You’ve got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, and know when to run
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You’ve got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, and know when to run
Does Godzilla only poop in the ocean? I admit I’ve only seen a few Godzilla movies so I dont know if this has been addressed yet or not.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Does Godzilla only poop in the ocean? I admit I’ve only seen a few Godzilla movies so I dont know if this has been addressed yet or not.
Working from home on a Friday aka pretending to care for 8 hours
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Working from home on a Friday aka pretending to care for 8 hours
Someone has on entirely too much cologne in this office
a close up of a dog 's mouth with its tongue hanging out
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November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Someone has on entirely too much cologne in this office
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change one letter ruin a candy
Blow Poops
Blow Poops
change one letter ruin a candy
100 Sand
100 Sand
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sweat tarts
sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
change one letter ruin a candy
Blow Poops
Blow Poops
Started thinking about a woman that blew me 20 years ago, wondering if I should reach out again 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Started thinking about a woman that blew me 20 years ago, wondering if I should reach out again 🤔
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
So we’re at the point of rebooting history with presidential blowjobs? Cant anything be original anymore?!?
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So we’re at the point of rebooting history with presidential blowjobs? Cant anything be original anymore?!?
Wake and bake
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wake and bake
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Had to login with 2 factor authentication and the code was 69
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November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Had to login with 2 factor authentication and the code was 69
I miss working at the dispensary 😢
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I miss working at the dispensary 😢
I shit you not, where I work there is a job title of “Cheese Specialist”
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I shit you not, where I work there is a job title of “Cheese Specialist”
If my yogurt has probiotics what happens if I eat it while taking anti-biotics?
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If my yogurt has probiotics what happens if I eat it while taking anti-biotics?
I will not say “6,7” when we already have 69!
The Office Michael Scott GIF
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November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I will not say “6,7” when we already have 69!
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Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
Borrowing everyone’s phones so I can type “Fleshlight” into your Amazon search history
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Borrowing everyone’s phones so I can type “Fleshlight” into your Amazon search history
This day has sucked so much ass that even my favorite bong cut me
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This day has sucked so much ass that even my favorite bong cut me
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Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster
I honestly hate my fucking life so much that I would end it if I could, but knowing my bad luck I wouldnt die I’d just end up a vegetable, so here I sit, as miserable as fucking possible. Good thing I gave up on religion years ago
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I honestly hate my fucking life so much that I would end it if I could, but knowing my bad luck I wouldnt die I’d just end up a vegetable, so here I sit, as miserable as fucking possible. Good thing I gave up on religion years ago
Okay people, what is wrong with my stupid tire? I’ve replaced the valve stem, still leaks, I’ve replaced the tire, still leaks, I’ve replaced the rim, still leaks. Why am I so screwed?
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Okay people, what is wrong with my stupid tire? I’ve replaced the valve stem, still leaks, I’ve replaced the tire, still leaks, I’ve replaced the rim, still leaks. Why am I so screwed?
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Don't talk to me until I've finished this entire nervous breakdown
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Don't talk to me until I've finished this entire nervous breakdown
I’m only decorating my face for Halloween, by making it look like Megan Thee Stallion’s favorite seat
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m only decorating my face for Halloween, by making it look like Megan Thee Stallion’s favorite seat