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Lucy
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eel on the loose
E and I had an incredible breakdown in communication last night in which she was saying “Patricia Arquette” and I could only hear “the Cheshire Cat”
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Carrying on the tradition of my forefathers by going to the bar looking like absolute shit
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Red square, halfway to yellow
interesting exercise, where do you land on this?
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nothing tests my commitment to prison abolition like people who talk in the quiet car
July 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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You fucking love to see it, man
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
E and I are watching handmaids tale from the beginning bc I never saw it before *except* I just now realized I started watching it back in 2018 but stopped after two episodes bc every time I watched I would get in a fight with my (now ex-)husband
May 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This may be one of those things that was obvious to everyone else, but today I realized that if you’re very nearsighted and misplace your glasses you can use your phone camera help up to your face to help find them
April 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is…is that what empathy means?!
April 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This week in “special humiliations of the academic job market,” I got a *paper letter* from a university where I applied for a job two years ago telling me that my name and SSN had been involved in a data leak from their servers
March 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Had not expected a W from, uh, Lee Bollinger but I guess the guy is a free speech scholar
March 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government
March 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yiddish Duolingo so close to really having something here
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TikTok FYP (all doechii) and Yiddish lessons have merged into the phrase “eliui hanuvi with a back brace on” which is cursedly playing on repeat in my head
December 29, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My favorite iteration of this was when I met my dissertation advisor’s ex-fiancé at my father-in-law’s shiva
finally, instagram fed me something relevant to my interests: maximal @joshgondelman.bsky.social
December 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
it almost doesn’t bear posting this kind of shit anymore but
December 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Quick question, instagram, what the fuck is this?
October 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Seeing this headline in my inbox this week made me unsubscribe from the @chronicle.com
Everything in this article is offensive, not least of which is the fact that the author offers no pedagogical solutions like universal design. We need disability justice in higher ed, not more gatekeeping and pearl clutching.
www.chronicle.com/article/do-c...
Do Colleges Provide Too Many Disability Accommodations?
Higher ed’s maximally inclusive approach hurts those it attempts to help.
www.chronicle.com
September 27, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Check on your New Yorker friends this evening. We’re doing fantastic. We are actually having a ball and everything is great
September 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Nothing that makes me feel more like my mom (complimentary) than heating up leftover soup for my 31-year-old little brother who is staying with us after a work conference
September 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
say what you will about ny mag, but not many vehicles could publish both Emily Gould complaining that her children’s friends are too rich AND Ta-Nehisi Coates offering a much-needed intervention on Israel/Palestine
September 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I’m fine with the Borg, but Raffi is absolutely right about Q
Happy weekend to beloved children’s entertainer Raffi and his deep abiding hatred of Q and the Borg Collective on Star Trek
September 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
somebody penciled the word “faggot” on the wall in the hall of our apartment building? is this a frat house?! what is going on
September 13, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Which one of you goons did this
August 31, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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bumper sticker for @disquiet.bsky.social.
August 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM