I’m so sorry, Bear, he was and will always be the most special boy. Monsieur le Nuage ❤️

“I wonder if that new Murdaugh murders show with the Cheshire Cat is any good”

One day I swear I’ll write a peer-reviewed musicological journal article about why Samsung washer/dryers sing Schubert’s “Die Forelle” (assuming someone hasn’t beat me to it)

All my forefathers were Mormon or teetotal Baptist, this is a joke

HEYOOOOO

Oh wait I knew that, sorry! Lol this makes much more sense

I thought you were implying he had changed his mind! Whew

Oh no

My parents also did this and then I entered a very unfulfilling marriage at 27 because I didn’t really understand that spouses were supposed to like each other, everyone eventually divorced, just wish my parents had done it sooner because it would have saved everyone some fuckin’ legal fees

I beg your fucking pardon WHAT

Oh this was after multiple announcements! but the conductor did scold them eventually

If you’re traveling with another person just don’t sit here!

I should have divorced him then and there alas

I am also having a gin, gin is lovely

Yeah exactly, the outcome of this approach to parenting is not usually permissiveness but rather excessive and inappropriate “discipline”

I suspect these are the same people punish their kids for crying

Guess what, motherfucker, you’re alive so your whole-ass job is to bear pain

My hot take is that so much of the ideology of cruelty in this country boils down to “I can’t bear the pain of others so I’m going to either willfully ignore it or rationalize reasons why that pain doesn’t matter”