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It's two weeks old, but I've used the new Metro Tunnel twice for work visits. Easily knocks off 20-30 minutes of walking/tram interchanges or the frustration of driving. Game changer.
Yet Fairfax looks down their tortoise shell specs and sneers. Losers.
Yet Fairfax looks down their tortoise shell specs and sneers. Losers.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's two weeks old, but I've used the new Metro Tunnel twice for work visits. Easily knocks off 20-30 minutes of walking/tram interchanges or the frustration of driving. Game changer.
Yet Fairfax looks down their tortoise shell specs and sneers. Losers.
Yet Fairfax looks down their tortoise shell specs and sneers. Losers.
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Community Chest: “You have successfully achieved The Bubbler. Collect $200.”
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Community Chest: “You have successfully achieved The Bubbler. Collect $200.”
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Fixed!!
Fixed!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Fixed!!
Fixed!!
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Fucken they make you have a 16 character password with numbers and fucken stars and exclamation marks and what have you.
Then if you get it wrong, they send you an email taunting you.
I know I got it wrong ffs. You already told me.
Then if you get it wrong, they send you an email taunting you.
I know I got it wrong ffs. You already told me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Fucken they make you have a 16 character password with numbers and fucken stars and exclamation marks and what have you.
Then if you get it wrong, they send you an email taunting you.
I know I got it wrong ffs. You already told me.
Then if you get it wrong, they send you an email taunting you.
I know I got it wrong ffs. You already told me.
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Given how shit both the mainstream and ”independent” medias coverage is on anything Vic labor can you blame them?
Documents obtained by the ABC reveal the Victorian government has targeted dozens of social media influencers to promote the Metro Tunnel rail project.
Instagram influencers used to promote Metro Tunnel
Documents obtained by the ABC reveal the Victorian government has targeted dozens of social media influencers to promote the Metro Tunnel rail project.
www.abc.net.au
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Given how shit both the mainstream and ”independent” medias coverage is on anything Vic labor can you blame them?
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Seems like everyone discovered the internal railway abbreviation for Frankston today. (It's not new) #Melbourne
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Seems like everyone discovered the internal railway abbreviation for Frankston today. (It's not new) #Melbourne
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
Got meade redundant from a job and while unemployed got a call from someone looking to fill a position. Wasn't keen but got talked into it with "if you don't like it, leave with no hard feelings". ~17 years later still in the field.
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got meade redundant from a job and while unemployed got a call from someone looking to fill a position. Wasn't keen but got talked into it with "if you don't like it, leave with no hard feelings". ~17 years later still in the field.
Never in doubt
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Never in doubt
I'll have whatever Super Hans is baking, thanks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'll have whatever Super Hans is baking, thanks.
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Why do so many Australian media branes think Victoria exists only to pay into the federation?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why do so many Australian media branes think Victoria exists only to pay into the federation?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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No diplomatic immunity for this d*ckhead.
‘Time to go home’: Neo-Nazi who rallied outside NSW Parliament has his visa cancelled
Civil engineer Matthew Gruter was one of the 60-odd black clad neo-Nazis who staged a made-for-social-media rally on Macquarie Street earlier this month.
www.theage.com.au
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
No diplomatic immunity for this d*ckhead.
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I like that Elon Musk bought an entire social media platform to get people to laugh at his jokes, but instead just ends up telegraphing the most Fathers4Justice energy imaginable.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I like that Elon Musk bought an entire social media platform to get people to laugh at his jokes, but instead just ends up telegraphing the most Fathers4Justice energy imaginable.
Ventured into Jacinta Allan's derelict Melbourne CBD today. Had to deftly manoeuvre through tens of thousands of potentially felons while pushing a pram to State Library children's section, where several innocent whitenesses saw one child steal a stuffed shark from another.
Crime City
Crime City
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ventured into Jacinta Allan's derelict Melbourne CBD today. Had to deftly manoeuvre through tens of thousands of potentially felons while pushing a pram to State Library children's section, where several innocent whitenesses saw one child steal a stuffed shark from another.
Crime City
Crime City
Got told this was Buddy Franklin after being wowed by the Metro Infrastructure
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Got told this was Buddy Franklin after being wowed by the Metro Infrastructure
Just arrived in Sydney. Told the guy at the hotel I was from Melbourne and he started to dadsplain light rail, before insisting on a improtou session regarding water faucet operation
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just arrived in Sydney. Told the guy at the hotel I was from Melbourne and he started to dadsplain light rail, before insisting on a improtou session regarding water faucet operation
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This is some story.
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
'Throw the kitchen sink at it': NBN Co fast-tracked upgrade for Bolt
Senior managers at the National Broadband Network intervened to accelerate a home internet upgrade for News Corp pundit Andrew Bolt and resolve a technical problem for a top executive's friend during ...
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is some story.
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
"2 kids was easier than 7, right?"
"Thanks for the update. Totally understand chaotic weeks."
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"2 kids was easier than 7, right?"
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'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
