Brian Metolius
@brianmetolius.bsky.social
Your own personal Doof Warrior
Composer of The Dinner Plan, Puffs, Night of the Coconut, and Witches In Salem?!
The Dinner Plan soundtrack is now streaming
Composer of The Dinner Plan, Puffs, Night of the Coconut, and Witches In Salem?!
The Dinner Plan soundtrack is now streaming
How much money would you pay to watch a 5 second clip of an unauthorized image of Brad Pitt punching an unauthorized image of Tom Cruise? We don’t really have to answer because it’s free on social media. Think people.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
How much money would you pay to watch a 5 second clip of an unauthorized image of Brad Pitt punching an unauthorized image of Tom Cruise? We don’t really have to answer because it’s free on social media. Think people.
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It’s crazy that the Olympics are cashing in on Heated Rivalry popularity by making the game of “hockey” real. Shameless, really.
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It’s crazy that the Olympics are cashing in on Heated Rivalry popularity by making the game of “hockey” real. Shameless, really.
I have become increasingly of the mind that my cell phone does nothing of value of me, and I would love nothing more than to throw it into the sea. I am privileged enough to not have a “real job”, and a lot of stuff I need to do I can do on a computer.
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I have become increasingly of the mind that my cell phone does nothing of value of me, and I would love nothing more than to throw it into the sea. I am privileged enough to not have a “real job”, and a lot of stuff I need to do I can do on a computer.
Do not ever tell me resistance doesn’t work. Now is the time to keep the pressure up. Impeachment of Noem should need next.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Do not ever tell me resistance doesn’t work. Now is the time to keep the pressure up. Impeachment of Noem should need next.
Nightmare blunt rotation.
Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation.
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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Our statement on AI has aged like wine blog.nebula.tv/artificially...
Artificially Intelligent — Nebula Blog
Let's talk about how generative AI fits into our vision. In short: it doesn't.
blog.nebula.tv
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Our statement on AI has aged like wine blog.nebula.tv/artificially...
Looks like the composer for Fire and Ash spoiled the location for Avatar 5.
JIMMY C: If you want a composer that can keep his trap shut, it’s your boy.
JIMMY C: If you want a composer that can keep his trap shut, it’s your boy.
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Looks like the composer for Fire and Ash spoiled the location for Avatar 5.
JIMMY C: If you want a composer that can keep his trap shut, it’s your boy.
JIMMY C: If you want a composer that can keep his trap shut, it’s your boy.
Dune: Tokyo Drift
December 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Dune: Tokyo Drift
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Next Christmas, double feature
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Next Christmas, double feature
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Our season finale, a holiday-themed musical extravaganza about cinematic video games featuring
@jacobgeller.com is out now on Nebula
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
@jacobgeller.com is out now on Nebula
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
Patrick (H) Willems — Can Video Games Be Cinema? (feat. Jacob Geller) – Season Finale
For our oversized holiday-themed season finale, we're playing some cinematic video games and trying to figure out what these things actually are.
nebula.tv
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our season finale, a holiday-themed musical extravaganza about cinematic video games featuring
@jacobgeller.com is out now on Nebula
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
@jacobgeller.com is out now on Nebula
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
This movie will fix me. youtu.be/Mzw2ttJD2qQ
The Odyssey | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This movie will fix me. youtu.be/Mzw2ttJD2qQ
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Cinema, as an industry, is in crisis, but the movies will endure.
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
The best films of 2025
In a year of many challenges to the art form, the movies came out stronger. These films are the best of 2025.
joysauce.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Cinema, as an industry, is in crisis, but the movies will endure.
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
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At this point if you say “no one can name 5 Avatar characters” I’m just gonna say skill issue
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At this point if you say “no one can name 5 Avatar characters” I’m just gonna say skill issue
Payakan, Outcast of the Tulkun. My boy. My ride or die. The scarred. The warrior whale. Sinker of the SeaDragon.
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Payakan, Outcast of the Tulkun. My boy. My ride or die. The scarred. The warrior whale. Sinker of the SeaDragon.
MuseScore 4 is the best sheet music composing software I’ve ever used. The fact that it’s free blows my mind.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
MuseScore 4 is the best sheet music composing software I’ve ever used. The fact that it’s free blows my mind.
One of the most unhinged songs I’ve ever written. Merry Christmas! 🎄
Another year, another Christmas where I forget to put the Christmas Spiders song from the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social Christmas Special on my holiday mix.
Next year, robot spiders! You’ll get your day in the sun!
Next year, robot spiders! You’ll get your day in the sun!
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
One of the most unhinged songs I’ve ever written. Merry Christmas! 🎄
NOOOO
BREAKING
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
NOOOO
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We’re stuck in traffic but I swear to god we really are giving away tomatoes in Washington Square Park today
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We’re stuck in traffic but I swear to god we really are giving away tomatoes in Washington Square Park today
I just want it said that I pitched that Patrick should be in a dunk tank that drops him into marinara. I can't believe he didn't go for that.
Come get free tomatoes from @patrickhwillems.bsky.social who hates tomatoes so much he made a film about it.
He'll be at Washington Square Park at 1:00 p.m. tomorrow Dec. 13.
He'll be at Washington Square Park at 1:00 p.m. tomorrow Dec. 13.
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just want it said that I pitched that Patrick should be in a dunk tank that drops him into marinara. I can't believe he didn't go for that.
I swear to god this is real
See you tomorrow
See you tomorrow
Come get free tomatoes from @patrickhwillems.bsky.social who hates tomatoes so much he made a film about it.
He'll be at Washington Square Park at 1:00 p.m. tomorrow Dec. 13.
He'll be at Washington Square Park at 1:00 p.m. tomorrow Dec. 13.
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM