Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not.
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
https://linktr.ee/sharkuppercut
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Jesse Maximum
@jmaq.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I’m making another bad decision, and I need your help!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
I decided a fast-paced machine gun of tiny films could be endlessly entertaining, and rather than do it all myself I’m looking to collect clips from anyone willing to make one.
Join me in making the SHARK UPPERCUT Micromovie Film Festival!
OH HELL YEAH LEMME BUILD THAT BIG PIG
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
OH HELL YEAH LEMME BUILD THAT BIG PIG
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
Probably never going to watch the show, but @electrolemon.bsky.social sure did make me love it in the strangest little way possible.
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Probably never going to watch the show, but @electrolemon.bsky.social sure did make me love it in the strangest little way possible.
In case of fire, Roger Rabbit away from the flames.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
In case of fire, Roger Rabbit away from the flames.
I tried to read this before I scrolled far enough to see it involved song titles, and attempting to parse “Hey, where is guys like me? Where is it’s not, where is you do?” pretty much emptied whatever juice I had running my brain for the rest of the day.
Someone might read this and say "Hey, Where is Guys Like Me? Where is It's Not, where is You Do? Where is Freeway? Where is Little Bombs" But I say, Hey, there are enough amazing Aimee Mann songs to go around because the woman can do no wrong.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
A voice that still carries: Aimee Mann’s greatest songs – ranked!
Thirty years on from the release of her acclaimed album I’m With Stupid, we count down the sucker-punching best tracks by the US singer-songwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I tried to read this before I scrolled far enough to see it involved song titles, and attempting to parse “Hey, where is guys like me? Where is it’s not, where is you do?” pretty much emptied whatever juice I had running my brain for the rest of the day.
Hell yeah. Speaking of Left Behind…
I wrote this song a little over a year ago, and it’s more true every day.
youtube.com/shorts/Y6RJm...
I wrote this song a little over a year ago, and it’s more true every day.
youtube.com/shorts/Y6RJm...
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Hell yeah. Speaking of Left Behind…
I wrote this song a little over a year ago, and it’s more true every day.
youtube.com/shorts/Y6RJm...
I wrote this song a little over a year ago, and it’s more true every day.
youtube.com/shorts/Y6RJm...
[Pink Floyd guitar]
HEY!
TEACHER!
SUPERMAN THAT HO!
HEY!
TEACHER!
SUPERMAN THAT HO!
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[Pink Floyd guitar]
HEY!
TEACHER!
SUPERMAN THAT HO!
HEY!
TEACHER!
SUPERMAN THAT HO!
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
His lack of a heart made this inevitable, but his strong will kept him alive long enough to endorse Kamala Harris and really italicize how far the current Democratic Party has slid to the right.
Satanspeed, brave warrior…
Satanspeed, brave warrior…
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
His lack of a heart made this inevitable, but his strong will kept him alive long enough to endorse Kamala Harris and really italicize how far the current Democratic Party has slid to the right.
Satanspeed, brave warrior…
Satanspeed, brave warrior…
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
once people embrace that you can like a thing that sucks, they can be free
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
once people embrace that you can like a thing that sucks, they can be free
The butthole is greater than the sum of its farts.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The butthole is greater than the sum of its farts.
After nearly thirty years away I’ve fallen off the wagon and I’m buying Magic: The Gathering again. Avatar rules, Commander seems fun, and opening packs still feels amazing.
So a question for anyone in the know…do I sell this, play with it, or sit on it until they make more Infinity Stones?
So a question for anyone in the know…do I sell this, play with it, or sit on it until they make more Infinity Stones?
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
After nearly thirty years away I’ve fallen off the wagon and I’m buying Magic: The Gathering again. Avatar rules, Commander seems fun, and opening packs still feels amazing.
So a question for anyone in the know…do I sell this, play with it, or sit on it until they make more Infinity Stones?
So a question for anyone in the know…do I sell this, play with it, or sit on it until they make more Infinity Stones?
This is all well and good until the parasite that dachshunds kept at bay proliferates unchecked in his absence.
THE ADORABLE DACHSHUND IS SNUG UNDER HIS BLANKET
THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE
THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE
寝る準備する犬🐶
Today was a relaxing Saturday. Tomorrow is a full day of studying! Masuke, will you hang out with me?
Today was a relaxing Saturday. Tomorrow is a full day of studying! Masuke, will you hang out with me?
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is all well and good until the parasite that dachshunds kept at bay proliferates unchecked in his absence.
What else can fuel a weathered soul quite like a good off-model gas station Garfield?
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What else can fuel a weathered soul quite like a good off-model gas station Garfield?
I weep for those that do not have the capacity to enjoy writing shitty books. Not only is the grind joyous, but now I have a giant hardcover collection of absolute trash that I get to trick people into reading.
(pictured next to a giant stein with a baby kicking an old man’s ass for scale)
(pictured next to a giant stein with a baby kicking an old man’s ass for scale)
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I weep for those that do not have the capacity to enjoy writing shitty books. Not only is the grind joyous, but now I have a giant hardcover collection of absolute trash that I get to trick people into reading.
(pictured next to a giant stein with a baby kicking an old man’s ass for scale)
(pictured next to a giant stein with a baby kicking an old man’s ass for scale)
That time of year again.
Print one out for the werewolf kid in your life.
Print one out for the werewolf kid in your life.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That time of year again.
Print one out for the werewolf kid in your life.
Print one out for the werewolf kid in your life.
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I loved Blaster Master Zero, which smoothed the rough edges of the original. Then I played Zero 2 and hated it because it was too different.
Later I went back to play Zero 2 again, got used to its quirks, and loved it…and then hated 3 because it was too different.
I should probably try BM03 again.
Later I went back to play Zero 2 again, got used to its quirks, and loved it…and then hated 3 because it was too different.
I should probably try BM03 again.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I loved Blaster Master Zero, which smoothed the rough edges of the original. Then I played Zero 2 and hated it because it was too different.
Later I went back to play Zero 2 again, got used to its quirks, and loved it…and then hated 3 because it was too different.
I should probably try BM03 again.
Later I went back to play Zero 2 again, got used to its quirks, and loved it…and then hated 3 because it was too different.
I should probably try BM03 again.
This one dumb cartoon is responsible for so many of the dumb phrases that still live in the back of my head.
“Oh no, hot soup is in my eyes.”
“Go away, Nebulon. Nobody likes your style.”
“THASS A GOOD DAAANCE!”
“I can flow. I can freak. I can freak and flow at the same time.”
“Oh no, hot soup is in my eyes.”
“Go away, Nebulon. Nobody likes your style.”
“THASS A GOOD DAAANCE!”
“I can flow. I can freak. I can freak and flow at the same time.”
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This one dumb cartoon is responsible for so many of the dumb phrases that still live in the back of my head.
“Oh no, hot soup is in my eyes.”
“Go away, Nebulon. Nobody likes your style.”
“THASS A GOOD DAAANCE!”
“I can flow. I can freak. I can freak and flow at the same time.”
“Oh no, hot soup is in my eyes.”
“Go away, Nebulon. Nobody likes your style.”
“THASS A GOOD DAAANCE!”
“I can flow. I can freak. I can freak and flow at the same time.”
Reposted by Jesse Maximum
Good Frog by James Kochalka Superstar kochalka.bandcamp.com/album/good-f...
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Good Frog by James Kochalka Superstar kochalka.bandcamp.com/album/good-f...
I thought the tiny smile was a nose and…THAT dude is up to something.
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I thought the tiny smile was a nose and…THAT dude is up to something.
This is, and perhaps I shouldn’t be so shocked by this, insanely Kochalka-coded.
The son’s got the juice, raw and unprocessed. Get a taste.
The son’s got the juice, raw and unprocessed. Get a taste.
My son Oliver just released his first 2-song single:
tr.ee/F4Ne1ce_5U
tr.ee/F4Ne1ce_5U
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is, and perhaps I shouldn’t be so shocked by this, insanely Kochalka-coded.
The son’s got the juice, raw and unprocessed. Get a taste.
The son’s got the juice, raw and unprocessed. Get a taste.
Time traveling back to 2015 so I can steal past me’s phone and tweet “When Mojo Rawley gets pinned, that’s a Bro Job.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Time traveling back to 2015 so I can steal past me’s phone and tweet “When Mojo Rawley gets pinned, that’s a Bro Job.”
No rock guitar has ever sounded better than on Eight Arms to Hold You by Veruca Salt, but you’re welcome to share your wrong opinions with me.
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
No rock guitar has ever sounded better than on Eight Arms to Hold You by Veruca Salt, but you’re welcome to share your wrong opinions with me.