Brian Metolius
@brianmetolius.bsky.social
Your own personal Doof Warrior
Composer of Puffs, Night of the Coconut, Witches In Salem?!, and the upcoming The Dinner Plan
Composer of Puffs, Night of the Coconut, Witches In Salem?!, and the upcoming The Dinner Plan
Happy Thanksgiving yall. Gather the family around your favorite Nebula-compatible device and watch The Dinner Plan…
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…and if you film their reactions I will repost.
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…and if you film their reactions I will repost.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving yall. Gather the family around your favorite Nebula-compatible device and watch The Dinner Plan…
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…and if you film their reactions I will repost.
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…and if you film their reactions I will repost.
Reposted by Brian Metolius
This is a great movie to watch with your family while you eat Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is a great movie to watch with your family while you eat Thanksgiving dinner.
If you feel so inclined to film their reactions… I promise to retweet/repost every single one of them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you feel so inclined to film their reactions… I promise to retweet/repost every single one of them.
THE DINNER PLAN IS NOW STREAMING ON NEBULA!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
THE DINNER PLAN IS NOW STREAMING ON NEBULA!
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You are
My fire
The one
Desire
Believe
When I say
That I want it that way
My fire
The one
Desire
Believe
When I say
That I want it that way
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
You are
My fire
The one
Desire
Believe
When I say
That I want it that way
My fire
The one
Desire
Believe
When I say
That I want it that way
Feel the same way about The Dinner Plan as I did about Night of the Coconut.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Feel the same way about The Dinner Plan as I did about Night of the Coconut.
I am good at only one thing.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am good at only one thing.
WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!
The premiere for The Dinner Plan was something else, yall. Humbled by the response and so great to see everyone.
The premiere for The Dinner Plan was something else, yall. Humbled by the response and so great to see everyone.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!
The premiere for The Dinner Plan was something else, yall. Humbled by the response and so great to see everyone.
The premiere for The Dinner Plan was something else, yall. Humbled by the response and so great to see everyone.
Brisket nachos
Garland, Texas
Brother, you will levitate.
Garland, Texas
Brother, you will levitate.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Brisket nachos
Garland, Texas
Brother, you will levitate.
Garland, Texas
Brother, you will levitate.
NOVEMBER 26th
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
NOVEMBER 26th
Just watched the episode of Nobody Wants This when they make a big deal about the two of them spending an evening alone under the same roof. What if Adam Brody got into Elden Ring? Problem solved.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just watched the episode of Nobody Wants This when they make a big deal about the two of them spending an evening alone under the same roof. What if Adam Brody got into Elden Ring? Problem solved.
What are your top 5 genres? Mine are:
When a character of relative comfort crosses the threshold and is tested. After these trials the character returns home but forever changed.
And well…
When a character of relative comfort crosses the threshold and is tested. After these trials the character returns home but forever changed.
And well…
What are your Top 5 Movie Genres? Mine are:
Heroine in a horror decides she doesn't want to be in a horror movie and does something about it
Santa Claus is depressed and disappointed in you
Anti-capitalist expressionistic kid's movies
Postapocalyptic fairytale
Stealth superhero origin story
Heroine in a horror decides she doesn't want to be in a horror movie and does something about it
Santa Claus is depressed and disappointed in you
Anti-capitalist expressionistic kid's movies
Postapocalyptic fairytale
Stealth superhero origin story
What are your Top 5 Movie Genres?
Careless astronauts find they should have been more careful
Brilliant evil strategist fails to shoot interloper
Scientist gets caught up in doing something cool.
76 minutes waiting for 14 minutes of giant monster
Attractive 30 somethings have holiday romance
Careless astronauts find they should have been more careful
Brilliant evil strategist fails to shoot interloper
Scientist gets caught up in doing something cool.
76 minutes waiting for 14 minutes of giant monster
Attractive 30 somethings have holiday romance
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What are your top 5 genres? Mine are:
When a character of relative comfort crosses the threshold and is tested. After these trials the character returns home but forever changed.
And well…
When a character of relative comfort crosses the threshold and is tested. After these trials the character returns home but forever changed.
And well…
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Great time to keep your Disney+ cancelled.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users.
This is the platform that wants you to pay $189.99 per year.
This is the platform that wants you to pay $189.99 per year.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Great time to keep your Disney+ cancelled.
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out now on Nebula: LEGACY SEQUELS PART 2
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
Patrick (H) Willems — Have We Reached Peak Legacy Sequel?
Delving deeper into the legacy sequel-mania that has taken over Hollywood...and beyond
nebula.tv
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
out now on Nebula: LEGACY SEQUELS PART 2
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
Reposted by Brian Metolius
Still find it hard to get even the most mainstream Indian cinema written about at US publications; if you’re an editor and this is of interest to you, hit me up! 🤗
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Still find it hard to get even the most mainstream Indian cinema written about at US publications; if you’re an editor and this is of interest to you, hit me up! 🤗
Vince Gilligan has done it again. Pluribus is incredible.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Vince Gilligan has done it again. Pluribus is incredible.
Have a stupid cold so I am playing city builders while listening to the RRR soundtrack. I am embracing both wolves inside me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Have a stupid cold so I am playing city builders while listening to the RRR soundtrack. I am embracing both wolves inside me.
Pour one out. 50 years since we lost The Pride of the American Side. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pour one out. 50 years since we lost The Pride of the American Side. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI
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Nebula is Youtube for those of you who love video essays, but not the commercials or right wing algorithm trying to ruin your day. Most of my favorite creators are over there and you can try it for free (It's also cheap as hell.)
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
If you're holding off on getting a Nebula subscription, I got news for you--
They're giving out free 3 day FREE TRIALS if you use my link below!
Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!
They're giving out free 3 day FREE TRIALS if you use my link below!
Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nebula is Youtube for those of you who love video essays, but not the commercials or right wing algorithm trying to ruin your day. Most of my favorite creators are over there and you can try it for free (It's also cheap as hell.)
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
Also, Maggie Mae's show is fucking delightful.
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Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
NEW YORK IS THE NEW YORK OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NEW YORK IS THE NEW YORK OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!