Brett Schneider
@brettschneider.bsky.social
PDX by way of DC. Environmentally focused, love friends, dogs, and tasty beverages. Don't tolerate fascists.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
*They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Perfect execution of missing the point that humanity shouldn't try to play god and bend nature to it's every whim
Perfect execution of missing the point that humanity shouldn't try to play god and bend nature to it's every whim
The Hollywood Reporter: What If JURASSIC PARK Worked Out Great? Comcast Xfinity’s Super Bowl Ad Takes a Guess
What If Jurassic Park Worked Out Great? Comcast Xfinity’s Super Bowl Ad Takes a Guess
The spot, directed by Taika Waititi, reunites the cast of the original film, including Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill and Laura Dern.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
*They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Perfect execution of missing the point that humanity shouldn't try to play god and bend nature to it's every whim
Perfect execution of missing the point that humanity shouldn't try to play god and bend nature to it's every whim
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Made the mistake of listening to Reveal after a few years off it. Still schilling the right as people who need to be understood and taken seriously while bashing anything left of Schumer/Jefferies
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Made the mistake of listening to Reveal after a few years off it. Still schilling the right as people who need to be understood and taken seriously while bashing anything left of Schumer/Jefferies
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
The Butler basketball program is such an unserious organization. You can't just hire your neighbor as coach because he was a dog shit player 30 years ago and expect results.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The Butler basketball program is such an unserious organization. You can't just hire your neighbor as coach because he was a dog shit player 30 years ago and expect results.
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ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
Me a sitting Democratic member of Congress:
I have heard the pleas of my constituents about the horrific actions of ICE. I want to assure you that I am diligently crafting a solution and in times like these I look to my heroes of the past.
*I smile and sagely nod at a photo of Neville Chamberlain*
I have heard the pleas of my constituents about the horrific actions of ICE. I want to assure you that I am diligently crafting a solution and in times like these I look to my heroes of the past.
*I smile and sagely nod at a photo of Neville Chamberlain*
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Me a sitting Democratic member of Congress:
I have heard the pleas of my constituents about the horrific actions of ICE. I want to assure you that I am diligently crafting a solution and in times like these I look to my heroes of the past.
*I smile and sagely nod at a photo of Neville Chamberlain*
I have heard the pleas of my constituents about the horrific actions of ICE. I want to assure you that I am diligently crafting a solution and in times like these I look to my heroes of the past.
*I smile and sagely nod at a photo of Neville Chamberlain*
The three trillion dollar corporation AI slop coding 30% of products bricked it's flagship product because the CEO needs the copyright stealing machine to tell him he's a big boy while it reads emails to him as he drives to work
Windows PCs ‘Suddenly’ Fail After Microsoft’s New Update
Windows PCs ‘Suddenly’ Fail After Microsoft’s New Update
Windows PCs may fail to start after update — Microsoft says this is the only workaround.
www.forbes.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The three trillion dollar corporation AI slop coding 30% of products bricked it's flagship product because the CEO needs the copyright stealing machine to tell him he's a big boy while it reads emails to him as he drives to work
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I have been FLOORED by the response to this video, 350+ views in 4 days!!!
We worked for more than 6 months, but unfortunately it only becomes more relevant each day.
"Investigating the True Crime to ACAB Pipeline."
Watch, share, or donate if you can.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhu...
We worked for more than 6 months, but unfortunately it only becomes more relevant each day.
"Investigating the True Crime to ACAB Pipeline."
Watch, share, or donate if you can.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhu...
Why aren't more True Crime creators anti-cop??
YouTube video by Maggie Mae Fish
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I have been FLOORED by the response to this video, 350+ views in 4 days!!!
We worked for more than 6 months, but unfortunately it only becomes more relevant each day.
"Investigating the True Crime to ACAB Pipeline."
Watch, share, or donate if you can.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhu...
We worked for more than 6 months, but unfortunately it only becomes more relevant each day.
"Investigating the True Crime to ACAB Pipeline."
Watch, share, or donate if you can.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhu...
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unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
Rich words from the guy who helped create the Northern Lights Task Force to brutalize protesters.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Rich words from the guy who helped create the Northern Lights Task Force to brutalize protesters.
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Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
WSJ confirming what we already knew. The only thing AI is saving time on is the executive class because they don't actually produce any output
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
WSJ confirming what we already knew. The only thing AI is saving time on is the executive class because they don't actually produce any output
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Looking at the new East MultCo Transpo safety plan. Basically every arterial is a "high injury corridor." It's almost as if these streets are dangerous by design and it's a feature not a bug. I mean, there's no escaping these streets if you want to live a life. What have we done
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Looking at the new East MultCo Transpo safety plan. Basically every arterial is a "high injury corridor." It's almost as if these streets are dangerous by design and it's a feature not a bug. I mean, there's no escaping these streets if you want to live a life. What have we done
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Filled this out & suggested Trimet target the cuts towards Northern Clackamas County as it’s the district of Mark Meek, who led the charge to prevent adequate funding of transit & roads
If you're in the Portland area, you MUST comment on @trimet.org proposed service cuts. My thoughts are in the thread below, but what matters is your input on their survey here: trimet.org/servicecuts/
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Filled this out & suggested Trimet target the cuts towards Northern Clackamas County as it’s the district of Mark Meek, who led the charge to prevent adequate funding of transit & roads
Fucking sucks seeing all the AI Slop Google is putting on Chromecast in-between streaming stuff. Used to actual be accredited photos
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Fucking sucks seeing all the AI Slop Google is putting on Chromecast in-between streaming stuff. Used to actual be accredited photos
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agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
He's posting through it folks. Time to resign @wyden.senate.gov
This is an illegal intervention in a country that poses no threat to the United States. Trump is trying to distract from the fact that he tanked our economy and kicked millions off their health care. Congressional Republicans need to rein Trump in before he gets American troops killed.
Trump says U.S. will 'run' Venezuela and sell seized oil in remarks on the strikes
President Trump says the United States conducted a strike in Venezuela and captured that country's president, Nicolás Maduro along with his wife, Cilia Flores.
www.npr.org
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
He's posting through it folks. Time to resign @wyden.senate.gov
Me a Member of Congress:
Constituents, I hear your concerns and let me assure you the President CANNOT declare war without congressional approval, however, it's Saturday and I don't go back to work until Tuesday. But I guarantee you that I will be fearlessly posting through this war crime.
Constituents, I hear your concerns and let me assure you the President CANNOT declare war without congressional approval, however, it's Saturday and I don't go back to work until Tuesday. But I guarantee you that I will be fearlessly posting through this war crime.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Me a Member of Congress:
Constituents, I hear your concerns and let me assure you the President CANNOT declare war without congressional approval, however, it's Saturday and I don't go back to work until Tuesday. But I guarantee you that I will be fearlessly posting through this war crime.
Constituents, I hear your concerns and let me assure you the President CANNOT declare war without congressional approval, however, it's Saturday and I don't go back to work until Tuesday. But I guarantee you that I will be fearlessly posting through this war crime.