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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
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Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
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June 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
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The bank of the Seine in Paris used to be space for cars. Now for several years it’s been a special place for people in a city making more & more of them. All it took was leadership. Oh, and fighting and winning a court battle when that leadership was challenged. HT @emmanuelspv.bsky.social for pic.
May 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The bank of the Seine in Paris used to be space for cars. Now for several years it’s been a special place for people in a city making more & more of them. All it took was leadership. Oh, and fighting and winning a court battle when that leadership was challenged. HT @emmanuelspv.bsky.social for pic.
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London's iconic landmarks lit up the skyline in tribute to the servicemen and women who fought during the Second World War. It’s because of their sacrifice that we enjoy our freedom today. We will never forget. #VEDay
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
London's iconic landmarks lit up the skyline in tribute to the servicemen and women who fought during the Second World War. It’s because of their sacrifice that we enjoy our freedom today. We will never forget. #VEDay
At least it means the Americans won't be able to go after our British teeth anymore...
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride
Colgate and Crest toothpastes are in the crosshairs.
arstechnica.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
At least it means the Americans won't be able to go after our British teeth anymore...
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iMessage see when they’re using ChatGPT to write replies
May 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
iMessage see when they’re using ChatGPT to write replies
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World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity
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April 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity
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SwiftUI Tip 💡
Easily display a context menu using the .contextMenu() modifier.
→ learnandcodewithenid.com
Easily display a context menu using the .contextMenu() modifier.
→ learnandcodewithenid.com
April 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
SwiftUI Tip 💡
Easily display a context menu using the .contextMenu() modifier.
→ learnandcodewithenid.com
Easily display a context menu using the .contextMenu() modifier.
→ learnandcodewithenid.com
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Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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As the news report that US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth had a second signal chat in which he shared detailed military plans with his family
One wonders if he was inspired by Mission Gainsborough from this episode of Blackadder Goes Forth 👀
One wonders if he was inspired by Mission Gainsborough from this episode of Blackadder Goes Forth 👀
April 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
As the news report that US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth had a second signal chat in which he shared detailed military plans with his family
One wonders if he was inspired by Mission Gainsborough from this episode of Blackadder Goes Forth 👀
One wonders if he was inspired by Mission Gainsborough from this episode of Blackadder Goes Forth 👀
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In a UK poll of things that people most associate with Easter, Jesus came in fourth place after chocolate eggs, bank holidays and hot cross buns.
April 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In a UK poll of things that people most associate with Easter, Jesus came in fourth place after chocolate eggs, bank holidays and hot cross buns.
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I know it’s not just me
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know it’s not just me
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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UK definitely not building a new coal mine.
Developer failed to secure mining permits and withdraws request for planning permission.
A nonsensical proposal that was rightly challenged at every step. 🔌💡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Developer failed to secure mining permits and withdraws request for planning permission.
A nonsensical proposal that was rightly challenged at every step. 🔌💡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Mining firm withdraws plan for UK’s first deep coalmine in 30 years
Move ends bid for site near Whitehaven, Cumbria after planning permission was quashed by high court
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April 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
UK definitely not building a new coal mine.
Developer failed to secure mining permits and withdraws request for planning permission.
A nonsensical proposal that was rightly challenged at every step. 🔌💡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Developer failed to secure mining permits and withdraws request for planning permission.
A nonsensical proposal that was rightly challenged at every step. 🔌💡
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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a little reminder from pim
April 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
a little reminder from pim
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More bad news for exiled Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe. After a fallout with Farage and a run-in with Inspector Knacker, his £7.5m Cotswolds barn conversion plan has just been rejected again, this time by the planning inspectorate.
Online and in the latest Eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
Online and in the latest Eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
March 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
More bad news for exiled Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe. After a fallout with Farage and a run-in with Inspector Knacker, his £7.5m Cotswolds barn conversion plan has just been rejected again, this time by the planning inspectorate.
Online and in the latest Eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
Online and in the latest Eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
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Which countries have contributed the most to historical CO₂ emissions?
March 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Which countries have contributed the most to historical CO₂ emissions?
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[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
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Weather forecasts have become much more accurate. A four-day forecast today is as accurate as a one-day forecast 30 years ago.
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Weather forecasts have become much more accurate. A four-day forecast today is as accurate as a one-day forecast 30 years ago.