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Julia Wertz
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a pile of shit has a thousand eyes
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some of the places you can find me this year!
11th hour posting about comic con- but if you’re still here -but get signed copies of Tenements and Impossible People at Hachette Books table 1118!!
July 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s creek season! I need some advice. (But first a comic from 2018 that my brother still razzes me about but I think is completely acceptable) I’m looking for water shoes w/ tread, durability & can be worn for light hiking and rock and tree scramblin’
June 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Happy we have been an early witness to such greatness. Also happy my ancient car got us there in one piece.
In March 2015 I was driving with Griffin Newman and @juliawertz.bsky.social to @joegarden.bsky.social's birthday party when Griffin casually mentioned a Star Wars podcast he was working on with @davidlsims.bsky.social and it makes me so happy that a decade later The Two Friends are in the NYer
This week in @newyorker.com: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check.

I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
June 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I, hopeful fool
May 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When pressed for more information, he simply stated, “you know, John Cena!” Okay, sure.

(More new comics this week on Patreon)
May 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Napa library tomorrow! Panel from 10-11 and tabling 11-1!
May 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One of my favorite then/now from Tenements, Towers & Trash because not much has really changed? The 1910 one has broadway show posters, coke ads, clothing shops and food in the storefronts. 2015 is basically the same (conceptually) except no food shops, and everything is uglier
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
some midtown nyc pics from last week
May 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Photo thread: Some pics I took around Chinatown last week. I mostly take photos of buildings/storefronts/signs to compare them old pics and I used to get annoyed when people were in the way, but now I like it. But I’m not gonna start drawing people into my illustrations bc I hate drawing people
May 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tonight at Lofty Pigeon in Brooklyn! (Tuesday, May 6th) with Emily Flake! And Thursday at Rizzoli with Roz Chast!
May 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
a few more days to get a free print if you preorder the new paperback of Tenements, Towers & Trash from one of these bookstores! @strandbookstore.bsky.social @greenlightbklyn.bsky.social @mcnallyeditions.com or @rizzolibooks.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Behold
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Prepping to go to NYC for book events by looking through my old pics from when I lived there. (Please note that the pics with kids in them are almost two decades old, so I not violating anyone’s privacy unless they grew up to be an adult with an unchanged baby face.) come see me next week!!!
April 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Limited run preorder specials at these four bookstores! Order the new paperback of Tenements, Towers & Trash and get a free print of one of the storefronts (from whichever store you order from) direct links at www.juliawertz.com/trashpaperba...
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of those “moments before disaster stuck” videos
April 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I know it’s not just me
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
some of the places you can find me this year!
April 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lots of events coming up!! Here are two for this month at the Schulz Museum and South SF Library, but a lot in May and beyond so come say hi!
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Huh, I guess I have ended every walk I’ve ever taken at 44 minutes
April 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At least I’m not alone in my battle with the Google speaker. More comics from this series at www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Thanks @electricliterature.com ! The “indignities of life” are my bread and butter.
March 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
1 of 3 comics on @newyorker.com about my contentious relationship with the Google home speaker. Don’t @ me about how it’s invading my privacy if you’re reading this on anything other than a private browser at a public library, because *glass houses* the rest at www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
March 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If the alien from Nope ever comes at me, I’m gonna put this little banana slug stuffy on top of a bouncy house and guess fuckin’ what I win
March 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
315 Bowery in the 40s, 70s, 80s and 2000s. Its earliest incarnation was One Palace Bar & Grill, its last (and current) is John Varvados. In between it was the famous CBCG.
(The paperback of Tenements, Towers & Trash is coming out this May, preorder now!)
March 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a new, improved, (way more portable) paperback edition of Tenements, Towers & Trash is coming out May 6th! Be a pal and preorder a copy at www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/julia...
or get a signed one from me at a book event!
March 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM