Trashfire Delux
bollocks.bsky.social
Trashfire Delux
@bollocks.bsky.social
I like alternative shit
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Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
August 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Lool, get fucked
June 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Elon has accepted the light of Islam and seen that pork is haram
June 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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We've heard "personalised employment support" before. It's all been said before. It's never worked before. They have no fucking idea. It's pure cruelty because disabled people don't matter, we're too expensive.
March 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I have severely autistic and nonverbal people in my life and somehow it never really seems to be much of a mystery to me that the same bunch who think computers are people because they can talk like to toss around the word "retard"
March 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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All I'm saying is there's a direct correlation between Rachel Maddow recommending BlueSky and the number of Americans in people's mentions thinking every political post refers to the US specifically.
February 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Ooh fast block
December 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Apparently "the point"is doing exactly the same establishment stenography journalism everyone else is doing while displaying as revolutionary activists.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Deleted the screenshot of that knob being a knob. I'm ok now, but I'll admit it was a bit of a shock to wake up to someone smirking at my father in law's cancer. I've been meaning to use my alt more for personal shit, but I don't want to create a place where I only post sad stuff.
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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Can everybody who isn't blocked go and bully him again please
November 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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i promise you, whatever you're imagining, you are not prepared for the drawing
September 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Oh lovely, outdoor cat discourse is once again going off in my mentions. Some Yank apparently thinks we should have our cat privileges revoked. I hope to fuck they get their cultural imperialism privileges revoked some day
September 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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a funny thing to do if someone you work or live with is about to get off a phone call is to ask “why did you say “I love you at the end?” once they hang up
September 10, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Pray for me lxds, I engaged an American moot over his questionable cat training methods
September 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
In one month: "THEY'RE TRYING TO UNDO FOURTEEN YEARS OF ROT YOU BIG MEANIES THERE'S NO MAGIC MONEY TREE"
Maybe we wait a month and see what the budget actually is?

I know facts can be inconvenient but time may well prove you right
August 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Let's wait a month because this time Labour are definitely, definitely going to do the Good Things.

The Bad Things are just a big game of 5D chess, you stupid lefties wouldn't understand because you aren't invited to the right dinner parties.
Maybe we wait a month and see what the budget actually is?

I know facts can be inconvenient but time may well prove you right
August 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Lair of solitude
August 24, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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G-d, the more I think about Quidditch, the more shitty it is. You have 12-year-olds competing against 17-year-olds with no safety equipment. No restrictions on speed or altitude. No standardized brooms, so the richest kids get an advantage. Games canonically can go for hours or days without rest.
August 13, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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POV: you were just told that you are not allowed to lay on the shawl your human JUST finished knitting which is, conveniently, white mohair, a color that will definitely not show black cat fur on it
June 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM