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hello
"I did not get mad. I did not. Oh hai Zosia." #pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
when you nut but she keeps sucking
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
a magician you say
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i'm all for cheesy pop music, but this is not good, like worse than patomusic levels
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
looks like @murderxbryan.bsky.social made a complaint because his 300 perfect game was losing its prestige
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
me trying to explain how the funding of AI contracts work
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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“If America were fascist Tom Nichols would stop posting” is the only reasonable argument for fascism I’ve ever heard
1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.

Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i fully recommend that all resistance libs donate their brains to science, the sooner the better
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Rome formerly of Sublime with Rome
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social hey i don't appreciate this popping up on my home screen this morning
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the year is 2034, Lauri Markkanen has just passed Kareem Abdul Jabbar to move into 48th place on the NBA's all time scoring list
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A movie you have seen more than seven times w/a gif

featuring Prince Albert's own Rick Ducommun
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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ffsdfff
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
thought the MAGAchud eating pavement after getting his glasses taken looked familiar
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
maybe we can make the cooking oil ourselves
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
definitely gonna do a rewatch of "Real Gangsters!"

RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
really love when a google news alert is about somebody dying in prison, and when you open it, it just brings up a search for pedophilia
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my "bases loaded walk - bases loaded error" parlay just hit for +400
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM