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hello
my 5th most listened to song of 2025

i need to get out more and make some friends
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
omg they remastered "What's Happening!!" into 4K, and in the episode 'Doobie or Not Doobie' you can clearly see Michael McDonald on the side waiting for his cue
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
LAZAR ROCKWOOD
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"I did not get mad. I did not. Oh hai Zosia." #pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
when you nut but she keeps sucking
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
a magician you say
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
looks like @murderxbryan.bsky.social made a complaint because his 300 perfect game was losing its prestige
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
me trying to explain how the funding of AI contracts work
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i fully recommend that all resistance libs donate their brains to science, the sooner the better
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social hey i don't appreciate this popping up on my home screen this morning
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A movie you have seen more than seven times w/a gif

featuring Prince Albert's own Rick Ducommun
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
thought the MAGAchud eating pavement after getting his glasses taken looked familiar
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
maybe we can make the cooking oil ourselves
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the main event is a battle royale with about a dozen children participating
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Swayze (Point Break) vs. Swayze (Dirty Dancing)

this is the card of the year
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the Mr. T vs. Nancy Reagan match has devolved into Mr. T performing an exorcism by popping an elephant-shaped balloon
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the Golden Girls have shown up, and are fighting a server from the Golden Corral (complete with fake chocolate fountain)
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Watching wrestling where it's two people dressed as pigs playing chess. One pig is owned by Tonya Harding and the other is owned by the Tiger King. The judges are Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold (not the real one), and Simon Cowell.

way way way better than WWE
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
me, complaining to the FTC after getting scammed out of $25K:

"i am very smart"
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
you know Jeff Van Gundy came up with these shirts because he uses Know, which starts with a silent K, to represent the end of the word FUCK, where the K is also silent
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
my favorite part

i am also not surprised the saudis would do a great job organizing something involving americans
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM