Zach Geisler
@bobvols.bsky.social
Vols fan and Democrat living in Atlanta, Georgia.
You wouldn’t survive the Noon window of the average CFB Saturday
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You wouldn’t survive the Noon window of the average CFB Saturday
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I don’t know any Bad Bunny songs I just hope he’s bringing his hot cousin Lola
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don’t know any Bad Bunny songs I just hope he’s bringing his hot cousin Lola
Just say you’re having wings bud. You can be on your freakozoid diet and still eat wings
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Just say you’re having wings bud. You can be on your freakozoid diet and still eat wings
Don’t forget about James Pearce Jr doing us proud too. Banner day all around.
In the face of rapidly spreading authoritarianism and being ruled by pedophile billionaires, Tennessee Basketball remains the worst thing in my life
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Don’t forget about James Pearce Jr doing us proud too. Banner day all around.
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Please stop saying “ice hockey.” It’s the other forms of hockey that get modifiers.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Please stop saying “ice hockey.” It’s the other forms of hockey that get modifiers.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
The power of Woke 2.0 grows by the second
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The power of Woke 2.0 grows by the second
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Times article has an incredible illustration
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BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
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The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
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I appreciate what Joey did for us last year but it is time to learn LinkedIn.com young man
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Report: Joey Aguilar pivots pursuit of extra eligibility, sues NCAA in Knoxville court
Tennessee quarterback Joey Aguilar is continuing his pursuit of an extra season of college football, and is now taking his own path in doing so.
247sports.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I appreciate what Joey did for us last year but it is time to learn LinkedIn.com young man
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me when i was 23: every single experience i have is the most profound thing that has ever happened to anyone
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
me when i was 23: every single experience i have is the most profound thing that has ever happened to anyone
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
Queen shit
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Queen shit
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Repeating myself: all the billionaires with weird politics are trying to create a world where they can be pedophiles without risk of sanction
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Repeating myself: all the billionaires with weird politics are trying to create a world where they can be pedophiles without risk of sanction
Even in blood red East Tennessee people are fed up
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Even in blood red East Tennessee people are fed up
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January 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Fuck this shit man
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Fuck this shit man
Happy that we are 100% pedophile free here on Big Orange Sky!
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Happy that we are 100% pedophile free here on Big Orange Sky!