Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster
@bobbuddyfoster.bsky.social
Just a cranky, and crazy, old man making snarky comments. Calling out and cutting through the BS! Telling it like it is! Pronouns Old/Angry
Pinned
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sums up my WorldView
Miami Dolphins are not very bright 🤦♂️
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Miami Dolphins are not very bright 🤦♂️
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It's important that I have a job I can do while hungover. Not that I ever am hungover. I just feel that way a lot.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's important that I have a job I can do while hungover. Not that I ever am hungover. I just feel that way a lot.
Cigarettes taste good 🚬
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Cigarettes taste good 🚬
Hey pal, I don’t need your crap tonight! I’m already low on whiskey!
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey pal, I don’t need your crap tonight! I’m already low on whiskey!
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me: do you remember a time when it didn't hurt?
them: what?
me: everything
them: what?
me: everything
February 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
me: do you remember a time when it didn't hurt?
them: what?
me: everything
them: what?
me: everything
You guys sure about this sleeping thing? Seems dangerous #Nightimethoughts
October 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You guys sure about this sleeping thing? Seems dangerous #Nightimethoughts
When in doubt, take a nap
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When in doubt, take a nap
Sums up my WorldView
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sums up my WorldView
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Kiss me, I taste like coffee and rage.
April 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Kiss me, I taste like coffee and rage.
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This is what happens when a fat fuck loser dipshit is the U.S. President
February 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is what happens when a fat fuck loser dipshit is the U.S. President
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Alexa, burn it all down.
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Alexa, burn it all down.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Venezuelans in the Miami suburb of Doral have been some of President Trump’s biggest proponents. Many feel betrayed after he revoked temporary protected status for thousands.
Venezuelans backed Trump. Now some worry he’ll deport them.
Venezuelans in the Miami suburb of Doral have been some of Trump’s biggest proponents. Many feel betrayed after he revoked temporary protected status for thousands.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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I'd love to go one day without having to use the phrase "sweet mother of fuck what now???"
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'd love to go one day without having to use the phrase "sweet mother of fuck what now???"
Why is every show I try to watch on a different streaming service?! I miss the old days when I’d steal Cable TV just like everybody else
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why is every show I try to watch on a different streaming service?! I miss the old days when I’d steal Cable TV just like everybody else
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What is going on with all of these surveys? I buy a snickers bar at CVS and I’m getting a survey. ‘Well actually my service sucked; the cashier should’ve showed me her boobs and washed my balls.’
February 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What is going on with all of these surveys? I buy a snickers bar at CVS and I’m getting a survey. ‘Well actually my service sucked; the cashier should’ve showed me her boobs and washed my balls.’
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I may be old but at least I'll be dead soon (positivity)
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I may be old but at least I'll be dead soon (positivity)
That’s an odd headline #WTF
Surrendering North Korean soldier refuses to drop sausage at gunpoint
Ukrainian troops capture two soldiers who will be interrogated with the help of South Korea’s spy agency
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That’s an odd headline #WTF
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Of all the portapotties in the world, why did she have to walk into mine?
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Of all the portapotties in the world, why did she have to walk into mine?
I knew it was a bad idea to put $100 on the broncos; but I really like horses 🤷♂️
January 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I knew it was a bad idea to put $100 on the broncos; but I really like horses 🤷♂️
Of all the portapotties in the world, why did she have to walk into mine?
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Of all the portapotties in the world, why did she have to walk into mine?
Asking random people in the library if they farted
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Asking random people in the library if they farted
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I had cool dreams when I was a kid. Now I mostly have dreams in which I need to find a bathroom
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I had cool dreams when I was a kid. Now I mostly have dreams in which I need to find a bathroom
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Alexa light my home on fire
June 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Alexa light my home on fire