Blue Spook
@bluespook.bsky.social
I’m into punnies, lewds, infosec, and art. (Yes, I actually purchase prints evey now and then.)
Biweekly means twice a week or once every other week.
Biweekly means twice a week or once every other week.
2018 was 7 years ago.
August 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
2018 was 7 years ago.
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
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Hoping to bring the giant, ancient animal back from extinction, scientists have created a far smaller woolly creature. Woolly mice have some of the key traits of mammoths, including their thick, hairy coat.
Hoping to revive mammoths, scientists create 'woolly mice'
Hoping to bring the giant, ancient animal back from extinction, scientists have created a far smaller woolly creature. Woolly mice have some of the key traits of mammoths, including their thick, hairy...
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March 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hoping to bring the giant, ancient animal back from extinction, scientists have created a far smaller woolly creature. Woolly mice have some of the key traits of mammoths, including their thick, hairy coat.
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Oh yeah, artificial intelligence is totally reliable
I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Oh yeah, artificial intelligence is totally reliable
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bouncing on it baba yaga style
February 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
bouncing on it baba yaga style
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Here’s the pitch:
They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident!
It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY!
Need a title.
They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident!
It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY!
Need a title.
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Here’s the pitch:
They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident!
It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY!
Need a title.
They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident!
It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY!
Need a title.
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Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Mayor: what
Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Mayor: what
February 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Mayor: what
Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Mayor: what
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BREAKING: Deadly Bird Flu Can Travel Nearly 5 Miles by Wind, New Study Warns Far More Contagious Than Thought.
February 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BREAKING: Deadly Bird Flu Can Travel Nearly 5 Miles by Wind, New Study Warns Far More Contagious Than Thought.
Old Fashioned is the Earl Grey of cocktails.
February 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Old Fashioned is the Earl Grey of cocktails.
All, please cut Our Lady Melania some slack.
She misunderstood and thought the inauguration was going to be a gathering of fashionistas.
She misunderstood and thought the inauguration was going to be a gathering of fashionistas.
February 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
All, please cut Our Lady Melania some slack.
She misunderstood and thought the inauguration was going to be a gathering of fashionistas.
She misunderstood and thought the inauguration was going to be a gathering of fashionistas.
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Sundays are for the succubi 🖤
January 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sundays are for the succubi 🖤
“God is still on the thr…” wait, no, I’m atheist.
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“God is still on the thr…” wait, no, I’m atheist.
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Security tip for iPhone users: holding the side button and one of the volume buttons for two seconds will lock your phone and disables Face ID until you enter your password. Useful for situations where someone may try to unlock your phone without your consent.
January 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Security tip for iPhone users: holding the side button and one of the volume buttons for two seconds will lock your phone and disables Face ID until you enter your password. Useful for situations where someone may try to unlock your phone without your consent.
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August 18, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Welcome TikTok users.
Let me give this a try:
One time there was this TikTok of a man chasing bubbles and he fell down and it was sooooo funny.
Let me give this a try:
One time there was this TikTok of a man chasing bubbles and he fell down and it was sooooo funny.
January 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Welcome TikTok users.
Let me give this a try:
One time there was this TikTok of a man chasing bubbles and he fell down and it was sooooo funny.
Let me give this a try:
One time there was this TikTok of a man chasing bubbles and he fell down and it was sooooo funny.
Don Henley was Eagles’ *drummer*!!?
January 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Don Henley was Eagles’ *drummer*!!?
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I have used @proton.me VPN for years until ... well, now. Time to switch.
How in the hell is @proton.me being led by a straight up maga chud not the biggest news right now.
January 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have used @proton.me VPN for years until ... well, now. Time to switch.
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Why did they call it a volcanic eruption and not a lavalanche?
December 30, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Why did they call it a volcanic eruption and not a lavalanche?
Only the dead have seen the end of laundry.
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Only the dead have seen the end of laundry.
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VVE BOUGHT A ZOO (2025)
December 8, 2024 at 11:27 PM
VVE BOUGHT A ZOO (2025)
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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If there is another pandemic during the upcoming Trump administration, we’re obviously in a simulation.
November 22, 2024 at 11:57 AM
If there is another pandemic during the upcoming Trump administration, we’re obviously in a simulation.
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