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Blue Spook
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I’m into punnies, lewds, infosec, and art. (Yes, I actually purchase prints evey now and then.)

Biweekly means twice a week or once every other week.
While true, a charging turkey is scary AF. I would still run away from this thing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Now is the time to drop our morals and get in on the game.
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This would have been a lot more believable had he said it before the files were released.
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
he sprained his ankle too. he’s gonna get two months of paid leave. you can see when it twists and how he steps on it weirdly after that.
September 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That’s prolly what the meeting of the generals is about.
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It would be more accurate to say Trump take hamberder.
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I swear these fuckers would release radioactive dust into Tulsa water supply just to see if it does anything.
August 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hah, golden!
August 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I heard it was two dozen men!
August 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I would like to know more about Hitler’s keen eye for perspective and Putin’s collection of classic cars.
Can we get those next?
August 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Their $6000 watch purchase doesn’t really help a local (or remote farmer.) Nor my neighbors.
July 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ah, so you’re getting the Fox News treatment.
June 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
RTFM bro.
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Coincidentally her buddies are selling the very same tech stack she is hawking!
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no, but they’re upside down. so that could explain it, if your music sounds different.
March 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s important to repeat this. I had forgotten.
March 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Key word “barely”. Good enough for me.
March 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The fucking basilisk is coming for Elon.
He done goof’d.
March 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
📌
March 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I saw Trump carried into sky by two doves, one hawk, and four swans.
Melania was right behind him on a Pegasus, and her tears turned into diamonds and created Mississippi and Missouri rivers.
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Burrito or a small burro is a type of a short legged donkey.

Is there anything else I can help you with?
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The noose is tight, but that ol’ cat he don’t get worried till he’s swinging.
March 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
He’s not up to the task.
March 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM