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Clang, crash, bang! (Finalist for Best Cross-Border Shipping Solution 2021, 2025)
Basically someone invented a sport purely to get Roy and HG to commentate it.
Alluringly homoerotic and abjectly nonsensical, doubles luge might be the strangest event of any Olympics, winter or summer.
High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time | Defector
To the uninitiated, luge itself might seem a silly sport, given that the average person might guess it mostly consists of holding onto a sled real tight as it goes fast down the ice. Of course, this…
defector.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Basically someone invented a sport purely to get Roy and HG to commentate it.
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So The Age has churned out "special series" on exclusive men's clubs, then private golf clubs, now restaurant tycoons. All suitably fawning over supposed powerful elites. Tell you what, why not just save time and do one called "Rich arseholes, and why we suck up to them".🙄
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So The Age has churned out "special series" on exclusive men's clubs, then private golf clubs, now restaurant tycoons. All suitably fawning over supposed powerful elites. Tell you what, why not just save time and do one called "Rich arseholes, and why we suck up to them".🙄
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You ever take a dump and feel like the ventriloquist finally took their hand out of you
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You ever take a dump and feel like the ventriloquist finally took their hand out of you
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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Proud to be a signatory.
This open letter is in SMH and Age.
This open letter is in SMH and Age.
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Proud to be a signatory.
This open letter is in SMH and Age.
This open letter is in SMH and Age.
Ooh this is weird and cool. Microtonal guitars! Weird costumes. On a rooftop in Montreal! Dig in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3E...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3E...
Angine de Poitrine – Mata Zyklek | Ubisoft Rooftop Session (Live - POP Montréal 2025)
YouTube video by Angine de Poitrine
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ooh this is weird and cool. Microtonal guitars! Weird costumes. On a rooftop in Montreal! Dig in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3E...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3E...
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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/
At this point Marles might as well let the Wallet Inspector live with him permanently
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
At this point Marles might as well let the Wallet Inspector live with him permanently
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
Ooh let’s go fuck with it who’s with me
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Ooh let’s go fuck with it who’s with me
Precarious life in the US: jscaff.medium.com/the-kill-lin...
The Kill Line: What America looks like on Chinese social media
by Julian Scaff
jscaff.medium.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Precarious life in the US: jscaff.medium.com/the-kill-lin...
If you work for Palantir what did you seriously expect? The only defensible position is don’t work for Palantir.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
If you work for Palantir what did you seriously expect? The only defensible position is don’t work for Palantir.
Unsurprisingly ChatGPT Health is busted archive.md/2026.01.26-1...
archive.md
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Unsurprisingly ChatGPT Health is busted archive.md/2026.01.26-1...
What for?!??? They’re dingoes! Doing dingo things
Dingoes on Australia’s K’gari island to be euthanised after tragic death of Canadian tourist Piper James
Dingoes on Australia’s K’gari island to be euthanised after tragic death of Canadian tourist Piper James
Queensland government says pack linked to 19-year-old’s death pose ‘unacceptable public safety risk’ as Indigenous traditional owners say they were not consulted
The dingo pack linked to the death of Canadian tourist Piper James on Australian island K’gari will be destroyed, the Queensland government has announced.
Environment minister Andrew Powell said on Sunday that an entire pack of 10 animals would be euthanised. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 AM
What for?!??? They’re dingoes! Doing dingo things
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From the official White House account, not realising that penguins are Antarctica not the Arctic.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
From the official White House account, not realising that penguins are Antarctica not the Arctic.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
The White House also saying penguins and Trump have the same sized feet.
John Howard and Scott Morrison’s legacy. They walked so the Americans could run.
EQUATORIAL GUINEA AND TOGO.
This is very likely the SECOND load of migrants ICE sent to a torture prison in Equatorial Guinea, for a payment of $10 million from State Dept. humanitarian funds.
This is very likely the SECOND load of migrants ICE sent to a torture prison in Equatorial Guinea, for a payment of $10 million from State Dept. humanitarian funds.
January 24, 2026 at 12:18 AM
John Howard and Scott Morrison’s legacy. They walked so the Americans could run.
The World Cup is going to be a shitshow
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The World Cup is going to be a shitshow
Hi this seems prescient
Ley is abt to claim the title of “Most Leaked Against Leader by Members of their Own Party in History”. Angus, Jacinta and Tim will be undermining her constantly
The Liberal party has a new leader, but is it really a win? | Fiona Katauskas
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Hi this seems prescient
Sums it up.
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Sums it up.
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I wrote this some time ago - with all of us knowing this day would come, and Rob, of course, fighting like the bloody-minded bastard he was to the very end. He irrevocably changed my life - and how our country saw itself. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
Rob Hirst was a force of nature, a born showman who led Midnight Oil from the back
Phenomenal drummer and percussionist was an equally accomplished songwriter who embodied the band’s bloody-minded spirit
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I wrote this some time ago - with all of us knowing this day would come, and Rob, of course, fighting like the bloody-minded bastard he was to the very end. He irrevocably changed my life - and how our country saw itself. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
State govt playing politics with the most serious issue facing the state. It’s crazy
Ecologist Dr Faith Coleman steps down from government panels after allegations of political interference www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
SA ecologist resigns from algal bloom panels, citing government's 'adversarial' approach
South Australian ecologist Dr Faith Coleman has resigned from two state government algal bloom panels and criticised the state government's approach.
www.abc.net.au
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
State govt playing politics with the most serious issue facing the state. It’s crazy
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[schumer perfectly triangulating a hail mary] The politics of yesterday's pedophilia have failed. It is time for pedophilia that works for American families.
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
[schumer perfectly triangulating a hail mary] The politics of yesterday's pedophilia have failed. It is time for pedophilia that works for American families.
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#OtD 18 Jan 1929 800 women - mostly the wives of striking Port Adelaide workers - began a march in support of their husbands. The women, many with their children marched to the port to confront scabs, and fought back when attacked by police stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8978...
January 18, 2026 at 10:40 AM
#OtD 18 Jan 1929 800 women - mostly the wives of striking Port Adelaide workers - began a march in support of their husbands. The women, many with their children marched to the port to confront scabs, and fought back when attacked by police stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8978...