blastron
blastron.bsky.social
blastron
@blastron.bsky.social
professional game developer, amateur artist, occasional musician. i might be a vtuber but nobody will know (he/him). h'kai uryuu in ffxiv
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
just got to m12s p2 and i'm glad to have actual ffxiv music playing again
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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I promise you. I absolutely guarantee. You are not ready for what happens when you click this link. ovu.moe
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 AM
on one hand it’s funny that msft is down 12% after an earnings call where they said 45% of their service contracts are with OpenAI but on the other hand it’s still funny
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
whoever decided that collinear should have two Ls but coplanar only needs one P was a coward
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
drinking the magic potion (a single shot of whiskey) that tfs me into my sona (physically identical but more depressed)
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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i still think about the time they did an article that was just the entire text of Moby Dick
January 27, 2026 at 5:03 AM
*walking through my front door and seeing both of my cats perk up* ohhh 2 cats 2 purrious
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
i love getting to the section in a computer science wikipedia article where it says "bothelby and chadika proposed a logarithmic time solution using a deep-phase recombinant binary graph", clicking on all the links, and then immediately just giving up and iterating over an array in exponential time
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
damn i only picked up dispatch because of the buff demon girl but this is actually really good
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 AM
scrolling frantically through the starfleet academy imdb pages trying to figure out if there’s a tarantino understudy responsible for all these feet
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
getting increasingly tired of having to explain how sun seeker clan dynamics actually work to randos at the bar who "joke" that i must be desperate to get laid
tweet like you’re in FFXIV
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I fucking did it
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Oh for sure for sure. Saved this to my desktop so I could understand it better after watching Freien.

I now understand it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 AM
i was asked what i wanted for my birthday by someone who’s big into film so i said “i’m on a mystery kick, do you have any recommendations”, and he said “yes, have you heard of the thin man? great cast, great crew, they cast james stewart as the murderer and he did a great job. how’s that?”
January 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM