Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
Pinned
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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a 2 litre pyrex jug which falls from a great height, directly onto a skull.
Hi, I'm a 2 litre pyrex jug which falls from a great height, directly onto a skull.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m a white delivery truck from 1985 whose driver ran through a 4-way stop sign.
Hi, I’m a white delivery truck from 1985 whose driver ran through a 4-way stop sign.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I am peanuts (not the comic strip).
(Just one of the many things, really.)
Hello, I am peanuts (not the comic strip).
(Just one of the many things, really.)
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a 2 litre pyrex jug which falls from a great height, directly onto a skull.
Hi, I'm a 2 litre pyrex jug which falls from a great height, directly onto a skull.
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Museum guy: sorry, I know you and your kids are having fun, but we closed 5 minutes ago
Me: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
Me: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Museum guy: sorry, I know you and your kids are having fun, but we closed 5 minutes ago
Me: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
Me: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Petition to stop so many goddamn tv show characters from dry-swallowing their pills so damn much. All of you are psychos. Why are you like this
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Petition to stop so many goddamn tv show characters from dry-swallowing their pills so damn much. All of you are psychos. Why are you like this
*small voice*
I don't think the performance was that bad?
I don't think the performance was that bad?
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
*small voice*
I don't think the performance was that bad?
I don't think the performance was that bad?
Oh get fucked!
Honestly the sooner these leeches - and their awful bootlicking staff - piss off the better.
news.sky.com/story/no-10-...
Honestly the sooner these leeches - and their awful bootlicking staff - piss off the better.
news.sky.com/story/no-10-...
No 10 issued apology over John Major's birthday message to Queen Mother
The note from the then prime minister's private office is revealed in newly-released government documents.
news.sky.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Oh get fucked!
Honestly the sooner these leeches - and their awful bootlicking staff - piss off the better.
news.sky.com/story/no-10-...
Honestly the sooner these leeches - and their awful bootlicking staff - piss off the better.
news.sky.com/story/no-10-...
October onwards was full of...not exactly stress but a lot of uncertainty which involved planning for multiple worst case scenarios. Luckily most things turned out ok-ish and I'm finishing the year relatively serenely.
Cheers to everyone who sent good vibes when I was spinning. Really appreciated.
Cheers to everyone who sent good vibes when I was spinning. Really appreciated.
December 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
October onwards was full of...not exactly stress but a lot of uncertainty which involved planning for multiple worst case scenarios. Luckily most things turned out ok-ish and I'm finishing the year relatively serenely.
Cheers to everyone who sent good vibes when I was spinning. Really appreciated.
Cheers to everyone who sent good vibes when I was spinning. Really appreciated.
Realise this is a tall ask but will give it a go...
Hadn't settled on plans for tomorrow and now we've decided to pick youngest up from town about 1am.
Is there anything fairly low key (as in not stupidly expensive or needing booking months in advance AND we'll be sober) near Lpool City Centre?
Hadn't settled on plans for tomorrow and now we've decided to pick youngest up from town about 1am.
Is there anything fairly low key (as in not stupidly expensive or needing booking months in advance AND we'll be sober) near Lpool City Centre?
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Realise this is a tall ask but will give it a go...
Hadn't settled on plans for tomorrow and now we've decided to pick youngest up from town about 1am.
Is there anything fairly low key (as in not stupidly expensive or needing booking months in advance AND we'll be sober) near Lpool City Centre?
Hadn't settled on plans for tomorrow and now we've decided to pick youngest up from town about 1am.
Is there anything fairly low key (as in not stupidly expensive or needing booking months in advance AND we'll be sober) near Lpool City Centre?
Someone got annoyed because I said the true version of the Sugababes was Heidi, Keisha and Mutya and the hipsters can fawn over Siobhan all they like but they know it's true.
Also, when I said Lulu had made an extraordinary career out of one song.
Also, when I said Lulu had made an extraordinary career out of one song.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Someone got annoyed because I said the true version of the Sugababes was Heidi, Keisha and Mutya and the hipsters can fawn over Siobhan all they like but they know it's true.
Also, when I said Lulu had made an extraordinary career out of one song.
Also, when I said Lulu had made an extraordinary career out of one song.
I won't have any Dyson products in the house. Fuck this selfish prick.
I had no idea Rachel Reeves’ was also in charge of Singapore…where Dyson’s HQ moved to, after Brexit, which he supported. 🤷🏻♀️
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I won't have any Dyson products in the house. Fuck this selfish prick.
Somehow, despite spending an absolute fortune on food in the last week, we're getting a takeaway tonight.
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Somehow, despite spending an absolute fortune on food in the last week, we're getting a takeaway tonight.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Admittedly this is not very Christmassy but I've got Peep Show Bake Off on and Super Hans seems to have done a David Beckham on his face and is looking decidedly inflated.
(Ronan on the Boyzone doc this year showed that a lived in face is 👌)
(Ronan on the Boyzone doc this year showed that a lived in face is 👌)
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Admittedly this is not very Christmassy but I've got Peep Show Bake Off on and Super Hans seems to have done a David Beckham on his face and is looking decidedly inflated.
(Ronan on the Boyzone doc this year showed that a lived in face is 👌)
(Ronan on the Boyzone doc this year showed that a lived in face is 👌)
At the risk of sounding like an instahun #Ad #KindlyGifted, my hair looks boss today and it's this stuff. I originally bought it for using with my Shark airwrap thing to keep the curls in and it's 💯 for that, but it's also so good for blow dries as adds volume and smooth hold and dries in seconds
LOreal Professionnel Tecni.Art Pli Shaper Thermo-modelling Spray, 190ml | Hair Finishing Products | Sally Beauty
Thermo-modelling shape memory spray Creates wavy or subtle blowdries and wave set-styles
www.sallybeauty.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At the risk of sounding like an instahun #Ad #KindlyGifted, my hair looks boss today and it's this stuff. I originally bought it for using with my Shark airwrap thing to keep the curls in and it's 💯 for that, but it's also so good for blow dries as adds volume and smooth hold and dries in seconds
We had our Christmas lunch really early so that I could take plates down to my mum and dad (my mum's too ill to travel) and the idea was it'd be a nice break in the eating and we'd have our pudding and plonk when we got back. As it turns out we're all still full so no pudding and having an
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We had our Christmas lunch really early so that I could take plates down to my mum and dad (my mum's too ill to travel) and the idea was it'd be a nice break in the eating and we'd have our pudding and plonk when we got back. As it turns out we're all still full so no pudding and having an
Got the cat a Dreamies stocking so now he's rattling and pacing the living room searching for his next fix.
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Got the cat a Dreamies stocking so now he's rattling and pacing the living room searching for his next fix.
I know #DuvetKnowItsChristmas is fun and raises money for charity but it also gets me emotional. Like, it's so important for us to be with our loved ones that we will sleep on kitchen floors and also those bonds are strong enough for us to say "oh you're ok with the broken camp bed, yes?" ♥️
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know #DuvetKnowItsChristmas is fun and raises money for charity but it also gets me emotional. Like, it's so important for us to be with our loved ones that we will sleep on kitchen floors and also those bonds are strong enough for us to say "oh you're ok with the broken camp bed, yes?" ♥️
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
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Can't believe #DuvetKnowItsChristmas has a winner already
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can't believe #DuvetKnowItsChristmas has a winner already
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Just picked youngest up from work and he asked if we could drop him at Tesco as he needs something he'd forgotten. Absolutely feared the worst. Got here and the car park is virtually empty so well done all you organised peeps. Anyway, home in a minute for a heartburn-fest and a film.
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just picked youngest up from work and he asked if we could drop him at Tesco as he needs something he'd forgotten. Absolutely feared the worst. Got here and the car park is virtually empty so well done all you organised peeps. Anyway, home in a minute for a heartburn-fest and a film.
The problem was never the name. WHSmith was a trusty high street retailer - sellotape, magazine, book - just reliable. The problem was the experience. Stock piled high making shops cramped and dark. Getting chocolate bars upsold at the till. Bog standard birthday cards costing £4. The name was fine.
‘I’ll never say I’m popping to Jones’s’: shoppers yet to feel love for WH Smith’s high street replacement
‘I’ll never say I’m popping to Jones’s’: shoppers yet to feel love for WH Smith’s high street replacement
TG Jones took over stores six months ago but consumers have noticed little change or investment
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The problem was never the name. WHSmith was a trusty high street retailer - sellotape, magazine, book - just reliable. The problem was the experience. Stock piled high making shops cramped and dark. Getting chocolate bars upsold at the till. Bog standard birthday cards costing £4. The name was fine.
Had a lovely evening with friends last night and we all admitted that Good Housekeeping is our magazine of choice these days so I suppose that's middle age completed then?
(Honestly their product reviews are on a par with Which?)
(Honestly their product reviews are on a par with Which?)
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Had a lovely evening with friends last night and we all admitted that Good Housekeeping is our magazine of choice these days so I suppose that's middle age completed then?
(Honestly their product reviews are on a par with Which?)
(Honestly their product reviews are on a par with Which?)
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People out here griping about their 40s and they haven't even reached the Age of Polyps & Ointments
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
People out here griping about their 40s and they haven't even reached the Age of Polyps & Ointments
Annual reminder to get in the frigging photo! No one's looking at your chins or your arms or your rolls. They're looking at your big smile, your sparkly outfit and your lopsided paper crown. And that's what you'll look back on in 5 years time too. Don't erase yourself from memories.
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Annual reminder to get in the frigging photo! No one's looking at your chins or your arms or your rolls. They're looking at your big smile, your sparkly outfit and your lopsided paper crown. And that's what you'll look back on in 5 years time too. Don't erase yourself from memories.