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You're what the french call... les incompétents | bisexual | deaf | she/her | croque-mort ⚰️
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December 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Here are the 6 MAGA extremists (and their public phone numbers) who have intro'd a bill to allow South Carolina to execute women who receive an abortion.

If you haven't heard about SC H3537, it's because corporate media has ignored it. Here's how to fight back: www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...
December 19, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I can’t believe it only cost a couple hundred million dollars to buy our country
December 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Can we buy a new president for Black Friday sales?
November 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM
GOP: Groomers, Offenders, and Pedophiles
November 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
If billionaires can buy elections, I need Taylor Swift to step up.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
My mom binged the entirety of Greys Anatomy in a month. I'm in shock and awe. She's a binge queen.
November 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Since everyone is posting their pets, here’s Kimi and Chloe (pre grooming for Kimi)
November 14, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)
November 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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oh this is nice y’all ain’t got no roaches or nothing over here
November 11, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women
November 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Always and forever our sexiest man alive. Don't care what People Magazine thinks.
November 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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the cat burglar and his evil little sidekick
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Support your local libraries
November 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
This episode of Yellowstone feels like a bunch of copy and paste disjointed scenes
November 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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when I say "I'm busy writing today" this is what I mean
November 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Hello friendos

Today's tip from your librarian

Libraries have lots of DIY info:
Auto repair
Home projects
Art/music
Sew/knit/crochet patterns
Crafts
Science projects
Garden/homesteading
Programming/tech
Entrepreneur/finance
Cooking
Foreign language
Exercise/sport
Self-improvement
Legal
And more
November 8, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?
November 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM