well yes but at least the vibrator can recharge in minutes…unlike… 😂
having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
well yes but at least the vibrator can recharge in minutes…unlike… 😂
it is freezing
January 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it is freezing
if you love me tell me now
January 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
if you love me tell me now
y’all got y’all greens and beans on?
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
y’all got y’all greens and beans on?
pls we are struggling but must keep going!!
Anyone know what the hell day this is? Asking for my liver
December 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
pls we are struggling but must keep going!!
merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
merry Christmas!
do y’all see the price of groceries?? that’s all I got
Is vagina still not a Christmas gift or have we moved on from that position brothers?
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
do y’all see the price of groceries?? that’s all I got
y’all drinking? 👀
December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
y’all drinking? 👀
potato + kale + bacon soup 🤭
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
potato + kale + bacon soup 🤭
if something like this happened to me, I wonder how long it’ll take for someone to find me passed out at home?
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
if something like this happened to me, I wonder how long it’ll take for someone to find me passed out at home?
I be tearnat peril up ok 😭😭
Have you tried the pernil at Boriqua Soul in Durham?
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips
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December 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I be tearnat peril up ok 😭😭
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the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin.
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 21, 2024 at 11:56 AM
the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin.
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
ADHDers be starting shit just to never finish. all your shit will be half complete lol
Random thought:
Ladies (specifically those attracted to men), I’m tryna tell y’all…
Get you a man who has ADHD.
Want that garden in the backyard? ADHD
Want a custom-built she-shed? ADHD
In-house chef? ADHD
Like, I’m bored as fuck wanting to build a bookshelf & cook a pot of gumbo RIGHT NOW.
Ladies (specifically those attracted to men), I’m tryna tell y’all…
Get you a man who has ADHD.
Want that garden in the backyard? ADHD
Want a custom-built she-shed? ADHD
In-house chef? ADHD
Like, I’m bored as fuck wanting to build a bookshelf & cook a pot of gumbo RIGHT NOW.
two men are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying take advantage
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying take advantage
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December 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
ADHDers be starting shit just to never finish. all your shit will be half complete lol
having a shit morning and now I have to talk about said shit morning with my therapist when I really just want to get back in bed and cry but life goes on
December 20, 2024 at 2:48 PM
having a shit morning and now I have to talk about said shit morning with my therapist when I really just want to get back in bed and cry but life goes on
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TP would absolutely RUIN Sesame St. He’d fire all the writers and child psychologist and put everyone in bad lace fronts. Puppets included.
Sesame Street needs a new home???? Where is Tyler Perry??? Surely he can help lmao,
December 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
TP would absolutely RUIN Sesame St. He’d fire all the writers and child psychologist and put everyone in bad lace fronts. Puppets included.
black romance books, a vintage bottle of Bordeaux, lengua quesadillas lol
If you were Santa Claus, what would you want kids to leave out for you instead of milk and cookies?
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
black romance books, a vintage bottle of Bordeaux, lengua quesadillas lol
how did people find doctors prior to the internet??? can we go back to that?? why do I need to fill out a request form, book a screening, and wait one month + to get my teeth cleaned???
December 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
how did people find doctors prior to the internet??? can we go back to that?? why do I need to fill out a request form, book a screening, and wait one month + to get my teeth cleaned???
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WASHINGTON (AP) — House rejects Trump-endorsed plan to fund government and suspend the debt ceiling as time runs short to avert a shutdown.
December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — House rejects Trump-endorsed plan to fund government and suspend the debt ceiling as time runs short to avert a shutdown.
yes. I be all over this mf lol
Yall really be going to sleep alone? 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
yes. I be all over this mf lol
gotta be honest boss my last day is Friday but it’s looking like today at 5.
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
gotta be honest boss my last day is Friday but it’s looking like today at 5.
idk what kinda animals tussling in my backyard but they need to shut the hell up
December 18, 2024 at 12:55 PM
idk what kinda animals tussling in my backyard but they need to shut the hell up
same. girl get out of Tokyo!
Meg dropping Act III in 2025 I hope it’s more in the “Bigger In Texas” lane
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
same. girl get out of Tokyo!
anywho I cut my hair today. it’s giving armed bobbery
a blurry picture of a man wearing a wig and a black sweater .
ALT: a blurry picture of a man wearing a wig and a black sweater .
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December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
anywho I cut my hair today. it’s giving armed bobbery
my hairline is so low my scarf be damn near touching my eyebrows 😭
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
my hairline is so low my scarf be damn near touching my eyebrows 😭