Bird Law Expert
@birdlawexpert.bsky.social
Colorado Lawyer. Chiefs fan. Corgi dad. Co-host of It’s Always Sunny in Chiefs Kingdom podcast. WWI naval & aviation buff. Airship enthusiast. Member, #appellatetwitter He/him
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If I had to bet on the main thing that has radicalized people against "ai," and I am talking about the way that branding is CURRENTLY BEING USED, not whatever specialized ML utility you may have found for it, it would be in apps and tech they already use being made worse and/or inoperable by it
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If I had to bet on the main thing that has radicalized people against "ai," and I am talking about the way that branding is CURRENTLY BEING USED, not whatever specialized ML utility you may have found for it, it would be in apps and tech they already use being made worse and/or inoperable by it
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
It do be like this sometimes #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It do be like this sometimes #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Here we go, proof of concept! Krieg Grenadiers Sgt/Watchmaster (Scions/Kasrkin proxy). Just need to source a suitably spec ops backpack for him. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Here we go, proof of concept! Krieg Grenadiers Sgt/Watchmaster (Scions/Kasrkin proxy). Just need to source a suitably spec ops backpack for him. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard
My goal, always, is to batch paint infantry, but I can’t help myself from finishing one early as proof of concept.
Should have the sergeant done tonight or tomorrow #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Should have the sergeant done tonight or tomorrow #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My goal, always, is to batch paint infantry, but I can’t help myself from finishing one early as proof of concept.
Should have the sergeant done tonight or tomorrow #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Should have the sergeant done tonight or tomorrow #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Extremely WIP, but here’s proof that I’m still doing warhammer this week, even though it’s been a few days since I’ve had a finished project to share
currently on the bench: Krieg Grenadiers/Kasrkin, Artemia pattern Hellhound
#warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
currently on the bench: Krieg Grenadiers/Kasrkin, Artemia pattern Hellhound
#warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Extremely WIP, but here’s proof that I’m still doing warhammer this week, even though it’s been a few days since I’ve had a finished project to share
currently on the bench: Krieg Grenadiers/Kasrkin, Artemia pattern Hellhound
#warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
currently on the bench: Krieg Grenadiers/Kasrkin, Artemia pattern Hellhound
#warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
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You must answer one simple question before you enter my Super Bowl party
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
You must answer one simple question before you enter my Super Bowl party
Me when NBC plays the greatest theme song of all time, from “The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.,” during the Olympics
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Me when NBC plays the greatest theme song of all time, from “The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.,” during the Olympics
Finally got some shots of my other Mars Alpha (Horus Heresy) Leman Russ tonight! Really happy with how this pair turned out. Now I can turn my attention to finishing the Basilisk, a Taurox I forgot I had, and rebasing/touching up 50 battle line infantry 😅 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Finally got some shots of my other Mars Alpha (Horus Heresy) Leman Russ tonight! Really happy with how this pair turned out. Now I can turn my attention to finishing the Basilisk, a Taurox I forgot I had, and rebasing/touching up 50 battle line infantry 😅 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
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Oh, were there other, less racist things, senator?
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Oh, were there other, less racist things, senator?
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
The “leader of the free world” retweeting video clips without watching what’s in them would almost be worse, to be honest
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The “leader of the free world” retweeting video clips without watching what’s in them would almost be worse, to be honest
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the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this.
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this.
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
Calling the Demolisher #done. Some of my best work, if I do say so myself. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Calling the Demolisher #done. Some of my best work, if I do say so myself. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #imperialguard
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
The new tanks are ready, more or less, for weathering. Feel free to share your best tips, because I haven’t done any weathering in a year or so and feel I slightly over weathered my previous batch of tanks. #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The new tanks are ready, more or less, for weathering. Feel free to share your best tips, because I haven’t done any weathering in a year or so and feel I slightly over weathered my previous batch of tanks. #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard
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I remember when the American Dream was buying a house and retiring at around 60 and now it’s just hoping to see some old fuck stroke out on live TV.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I remember when the American Dream was buying a house and retiring at around 60 and now it’s just hoping to see some old fuck stroke out on live TV.
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“The Bible is only talking about individuals and not the government when it says to be kind to others” is an insane argument in favor of government cruelty but also IF THATS HOW YOUR WORLDVIEW WORKS WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SO MANY OTHER GOVERNMENT LAWS BASED ON OTHER BIBLE STUFF
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“The Bible is only talking about individuals and not the government when it says to be kind to others” is an insane argument in favor of government cruelty but also IF THATS HOW YOUR WORLDVIEW WORKS WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SO MANY OTHER GOVERNMENT LAWS BASED ON OTHER BIBLE STUFF
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The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
Remember how I was painting several new tanks? Well, I still am - kind of - but I decided partway through to refurbish my completed tanks. Here are the results, with new John Hodgson backdrops to make them extra fancy! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #JHbackdrops
February 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Remember how I was painting several new tanks? Well, I still am - kind of - but I decided partway through to refurbish my completed tanks. Here are the results, with new John Hodgson backdrops to make them extra fancy! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #JHbackdrops
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Finally I can handle my banking and job applications with the same app
For my bluesky followers who are fully free of the other place, you missed out on something very funny that happened this weekend:
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Finally I can handle my banking and job applications with the same app
For my bluesky followers who are fully free of the other place, you missed out on something very funny that happened this weekend:
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
For my bluesky followers who are fully free of the other place, you missed out on something very funny that happened this weekend:
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
yes, you can now apply to be a federal prosecutor by X DM!
Did I go from hopeless to expert in an hour? No. But I’m getting warmer! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Did I go from hopeless to expert in an hour? No. But I’m getting warmer! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Felt highly motivated thus afternoon and decided to tackle a long, LONG-time white whale, lenses and lens glare. I’ve never been able to figure it out. Here’s an hour’s worth of attempts - I think I’m starting to get the hang of it? #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Felt highly motivated thus afternoon and decided to tackle a long, LONG-time white whale, lenses and lens glare. I’ve never been able to figure it out. Here’s an hour’s worth of attempts - I think I’m starting to get the hang of it? #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
the sudden and masculine urge to paint every tank in my collection (except the superheavies lmao) >>> #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the sudden and masculine urge to paint every tank in my collection (except the superheavies lmao) >>> #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer